Magic 8 Ball

TheCritic · Jul 27, 2022

Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

xwalker · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

A magic 8-ball would be more accurate than Bryan Broaddus over the years...

KJJ · Jul 27, 2022

I stopped when the magic 8 ball said Tyler Smith will without a doubt have an all pro season at left guard. You might want to get a new magic 8 ball. Lol

phildadon86 · Jul 27, 2022

KJJ said:
I stopped when the magic 8 ball said Tyler Smith will without a doubt have an all pro season at left guard. You might want to get a new magic eight ball. Lol

Or stop buying 8 balls. Obviously messing with the mind

TheCritic · Jul 27, 2022

KJJ said:
I stopped when the magic 8 ball said Tyler Smith will without a doubt have an all pro season at left guard. You might want to get a new magic 8 ball. Lol

Fair enough. After all the one I have came from a Canadian. Could very well be defective.

TheCritic · Jul 27, 2022

phildadon86 said:
Or stop buying 8 balls. Obviously messing with the mind

Or how about "lighten up, Francis" ?

xwalker · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

A. You may rely on it

I have the new and improved magic 8-ball that gives probability percentages:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
99%

Q: Will Dak Prescott have (another) an elite season?
99%

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
99%

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
99%

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
25%

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
99.99%

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
89%

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
89%

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
50%

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
0.1%

cityochamps · Jul 27, 2022

I asked the same questions while in Washington D.C. and this kept comming up?

Vtwin · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Fair enough. After all the one I have came from a Canadian. Could very well be defective.

It was just being nice.

NotForLong · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

RodeoJake · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

I ran these questions by my psychic chicken. Here are her responses.

1. Squawk

2. Silence

3. Silence

4. Scratched dirt

5. Crapped

6. Pecked my hand

7. Pecked my hand again

8. Crapped

9. Ruffled feathers

10. Ran from the rooster

jazzcat22 · Jul 27, 2022

I think...
....Take all of the magic 8-balls and explode them to space....

Bonus...that is a line (well a word changed) from what song?

phildadon86 · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Or how about "lighten up, Francis" ?

It was a joke my dude

phildadon86 · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Fair enough. After all the one I have came from a Canadian. Could very well be defective.

I am also Canadian. ****** eh?

TheCritic · Jul 27, 2022

phildadon86 said:
I am also Canadian. ****** eh?

Very sorry to hear that. My condolences!

JBS · Jul 27, 2022

Tyler Smith having a better season than Ceedee Lamb is laughable

zerofill · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

Was this the normal black 8 ball, or the white powdery one?

TheCritic · Jul 27, 2022

zerofill said:
Was this the normal black 8 ball, or the white powdery one?

The original black 8 ball

xwalker · Jul 27, 2022

zerofill said:
Was this the normal black 8 ball, or the white powdery one?

SlammedZero · Jul 27, 2022

TheCritic said:
Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

This is fantastic. I hope these are legit replies from the sorcery of the Magic 8 Ball! :thumbup:

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