Out of the box ways for Cowboys to win a game

Bullflop

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Get Tom Hanks to run for a touchdown like he did as Forrest Gump.
 

Mr Cowboy

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you forgot "playing the right way, which will yield good results."

I'm not sure what that means, but that's Garrett mantra recently. You would think that "playing the right way" would have started in the pre-season! But what do I know....
 

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Do some things well at times and others times not as well but more times well than not as well in all 3 phases clappity clap field trip..
 
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I've been a fan since 1991 and I don't think I've sat through a loss streak like this before. I need a glimmer of hope here, so my question is what is something that is out of the box that the Cowboys can do to win a game? I'm treating this as more of a light-hearted question.

Here is my answer: The NJ governor needs to pull out that orange sweater and sit in Jerry's suite. Maybe even jump up and down and hug Jerry's family.

What's yours?
Actually after our Superbowl runs I can only remember two really good years, 2007 13-3 top seed in the NFC and last season. I do believe we have much better talent now but for some reason it is not coming together. Tony is a big part of it but what is up with this defense?
 

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Start Weeden and make him throw the ball downfield. The dude's got a rocket arm and needs to unleash it. The Cowboys are not gonna win by throwing dinks and dunks, and Cassel has a noodle arm and is incapable of such. Therefore, let's see Weeden at least attempt to throw 70-yd bombs to Dez Bryant.
 

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Send the Bucs bad sushi on Saturday night.

How about bad crab legs.

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BAZ

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Slants.and screens for Dez

More carries for CM

A turnover from the secondary

Escobar not being a decoy
 

TX_Yid

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Cheat.

Deflate the balls, Film the opponents practices, Bug the locker rooms, Steal the opponents playbook.

Works for others.
 

RJ_MacReady

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Stop feeding the team BWW on the flight over until they win a game. That's celebratory food and you don't celebrate losing. They seem more excited about the food than anything (especially lead-legged Wilcox). Maybe print out some T-shirts that say "Just Starve" on the front.
 

Frosty

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I've been a fan since 1991 and I don't think I've sat through a loss streak like this before. I need a glimmer of hope here, so my question is what is something that is out of the box that the Cowboys can do to win a game? I'm treating this as more of a light-hearted question.

Here is my answer: The NJ governor needs to pull out that orange sweater and sit in Jerry's suite. Maybe even jump up and down and hug Jerry's family.

What's yours?

Seriously, If you been a fan since 1991 you know this is just another typical Dallas Cowboys season. They have not fielded back to back winning seasons in forever. Young fans get all giddy about one winning season. but the reality bites.....it's still the same ol Dallas Cowboys nothing changed just the color of koolAide fans drink
 

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Stop feeding the team BWW on the flight over until they win a game. That's celebratory food and you don't celebrate losing. They seem more excited about the food than anything (especially lead-legged Wilcox). Maybe print out some T-shirts that say "Just Starve" on the front.

Carrots and celery sticks, no blue cheese or ranch, gotta win 3 first, then we can talk about condiments...:p
 
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