Is Jason Garrett a Robot?

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It's long been understood in insider NFL circles that Jerry Jones turned Jason Garrett into an android in 2007 (using his hefty 3.5 mil Coordinator salary as a R&D fund). I think somewhere around 2014 they unleashed a new RJ prototype with a more assertive clap and darker hair that's more marketable.

Increased lexicon, less 'football team/player, stacking/processing. Fewer glitches in sub 2 minute situations.

That way Jerry will never have to give another 'man' credit for winning a Super Bowl.

Evidence below.

Dated Version 1.0 - The G-1000 (travelled back in time to sabotage Wade)
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Updated G-2000
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2017s G-3000
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, posremnants5518, member: 5remnants's long been understood in insider NFL circles that Jerry Jones turned Jason Garrett into an android in 2007 (using his hefty 3.5 mil Coordinator salary as a R&D fund). I think somewhere around 2014 they unleashed a new RJ prototype with a more assertive clap and darker hair that's more marketable.

Increased lexicon, less 'football team/player, stacking/processing. Fewer glitches in sub 2 minute situations.

That way Jerry will never have to give another 'man' credit for winning a Super Bowl.

Evidence below.

Dated Version 1.0 - The G-1000 (travelled back in time to sabotage Wade)
511cd7c4e4c05.image.jpg


Updated G-2000
jasongarrett.0.0.jpg


2017s G-3000
USATSI_9781985_1483417974874_7517570_ver1.0.jpg
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LMAO Nice.
 
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Pretty hilarious really,
But watching the progression of the 'Garrett' leads me to believe it's steroids he's doing and they don't test those personal in the n.f.l.
 
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lol. Wheres Idgit?? Garrett is not, in fact, human. Jerry designed and had him built...he has a string on his back...Jerry pulls it and Jason either says something pre-recorded or claps his hands!! :).
 
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Garrett standing next to his Robot players Dez and Witten on the sideline. At least Robot Garrett smiled.
 
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big dog cowboy said:
Does this look like a robot to you?

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How sad is it that he has to get the home crowd to quiet down while we're on offense? I can't stand our home crowd. People have told me to sit down, then ran to an usher. Usher tried to tell me to sit down, so I said, "Go get your supervisor." The supervisor said I could stand all I want. Only here would you have fans complain someone is standing and into the game. I sell most of my tickets to pay for away game trips. They're much better. /rant

Also, if Garrett is a robot, whoever programmed him needs to be assassinated.
 
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He can be the next spokesman for the Clapper ads . In fact he will do better
 
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MileyDancer said:
How sad is it that he has to get the home crowd to quiet down while we're on offense? I can't stand our home crowd. People have told me to sit down, then ran to an usher. Usher tried to tell me to sit down, so I said, "Go get your supervisor." The supervisor said I could stand all I want. Only here would you have fans complain someone is standing and into the game. I sell most of my tickets to pay for away game trips. They're much better. /rant

Also, if Garrett is a robot, whoever programmed him needs to be assassinated.
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My issue isn't really with fans who stand up. Fans should cheer for their team in a matter that they feel most comfortable. If that means standing up, so be it. However, other fans have the right to watch the game and you can't watch a game through other people's bodies. That said, my issue is not so much with fans who have come to a game to sit on their backsides.

My issue is with fans who sit and do little or no cheering for their team. Those are the fans I don't care for. Doesn't matter whether they are fellow fans of my favorite team or fans of the opposing team. Make noise. Provide your share of vocal encouragement for your team. Doesn't require yelling for 60 minutes if that's not who you are. Try 30 minutes. 15 minutes. Shoot. One minute of hollering 'LET'S GO DEFENSE' when it's third down. Say something! Otherwise, I don't really feel empathetic seeing anyone frown because all they're doing all game long is staring at someone else's butt cheeks for several hours.

/rant
 
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