Humor: Jason Garrett fields Christmas questions

xwalker

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I get that.

The team has always been behind the curve with their official web presence.

It's a sad state of affairs over there.

The NFL web is also clunky and slow.

The All-22 implementation seems like it was High School web class project.
 

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Put Little Red Jesus in the manger. Garrett, Linehan and Marinelli can play the 3 wise men and Booger can play one of the stable animals. I would suggest the *** but that would be typecasting.
Wise men should not be in the same sentence as Garrett, Linehan, or Marinelli, lol.
 

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They should have a Cowboys Christmas group therapy session with Garrett dressed as Santa Claus and Jerry as Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Garrett: “I don’t even believe in myself.” Jerry: “All the other reindeer laugh and call me names.”
 

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Whatever happened to @couchscout ?

I truly, truly miss that guy.

He was like @xwalker and @FuzzyLumpkins on steroids with his analysis.

Too bad members here felt the need to attack him every chance they got. He was one of the very best.
So do I. I loved reading his analysis of the game and possible draft picks. I miss him, Hostile, and the poster from South Carolina. He always had some inside info on draft picks and he was usually right.
 

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Where have you been, brother. YOU got me into this site and then disappeared. This place is great and not so many idiot homers.

I think you’re referring to @CouchCoach. He’s referring to @couchscout. I get those two mixed up, too.

Coach was here for a cup of coffee with the group that gave each other back rubs in the off topic zone for a couple of weeks.
 

CouchCoach

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Where have you been, brother. YOU got me into this site and then disappeared. This place is great and not so many idiot homers.
I missed the old gang and went back but the Dallas Cowboys have let that site sink into a quagmire and could care less about fixing it. Even the mods are having a tough time posting on it. The team is worth 4.5B and that old coot can't even manage to keep the web site up to standard and evidently the league has been on them according to a mod's post.

I didn't give this one enough of a chance to become home because I am not your normal poster and some don't take a shine to it. Good stuff here though just not as much nonsense. But I have an abundance and enough to share in this time of giving. Hell, I'll even sneak into their homes and leave some in their stockings. Got any hot vixen, I'll leave a double dose in their pantyhose hung by the fireplace with care.

Good to see your avatar and words again, hr.
 

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I think you’re referring to @CouchCoach. He’s referring to @couchscout. I get those two mixed up, too.

Coach was here for a cup of coffee with the group that gave each other back rubs in the off topic zone for a couple of weeks.
LMAO, how true. You kept trying to get us to leave the cave and venture forth and some refused to without the like button. I've never used one because I am the Mother Theresa of the forums, I like everybody.

And no one ever used the word "analysis" when describing my posting. Well, maybe missing the "ysis"? This couchscout sounds like someone I'd like to post with because I feel for the maligned.
 

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I believe it was @CouchCoach?? that you refer to. He had a big conflict with the new FEMALE administrator at DC.com. and left in a hoff!! Apparently, she stroked him a little and he crawled back like a good little boy!. Ha!! That should get the truth out of him.!!:);)
Naaahhhh, I never had the conflict with her and never communicated with her. Trolls were whining to her and she was targeting long time members and either handing out threats or time outs. It was her open threat to enforce the "stay on topic rule" that sent me packing but then she never did and just seemed to fade away. I headed back to test the waters and found them like a warm spa but then someone peed in it.

Could just be my perception but there really seems to be some friction between the mods and whoever is supposed to be running the web site. One mod I've known for quite some time handed in his badge, but refused to give up his gun, and a couple of others seem really tired of the BS over there and handling complaints about the actual web site, which has never really been very good and they have 0 control over that.
 

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For all the criticisms I've levied against him for his offensive scheme and lack of willingness to tailor to players strengths/avoid weaknesses, I've always been very pro on his demeanor, his mindful approach, and in this case his press conferences. I never got why ppl flip out on him for those.

His day by day, " have a good day", "stack good days" approach in general for anything in life is awesome.

Makes me wonder if he's a Buddhist.
 

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Whatever happened to @couchscout ?

I truly, truly miss that guy.

He was like @xwalker and @FuzzyLumpkins on steroids with his analysis.

Too bad members here felt the need to attack him every chance they got. He was one of the very best.

I truly miss @couchscout too, he was nice and would always answer my questions and educate me on technical things, which is why I personally come here, for knowledge not sentiment.

It's why @Sturm1310 is my sports leader, though I never see him on here anymore either :(
 

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when you can clip in JG clips to a xmas questioning session and it makes just as much sense as it did live...
 
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