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Have you ever thought when you eat Chinese
It's not pork or chicken but a fat siamese
 
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kskboys said:
Have you ever thought when you eat Chinese
It's not pork or chicken but a fat siamese
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Found a whisker in my spare ribs once. My friends say it was a basting bristle, but unless they baste their pork with a cat's face, I don't know!
 
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Haimerej said:
Cats are excellent basters.
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Indeed they are but just for the smaller foods, you get a bigass brisket or pork butt and only a mop will do and for that you need a sheepdog. I tried a porcupine once but that's tricky and they're not as cooperative. Next to herding sheep, sheepdogs like being used as BBQ mops.

I was at some friends' house one time and there was a curly hair in my soup. I quickly surveyed the guests and found none with curly hair. I passed on the soup.
 
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HowardC said:
Yeah... I'm wondering how I never heard of this site before :huh:
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when dc.com crash I just googled up dallas cowboy forum sites and found this one. slowly but surely some of the old gang are finding it, too.
 
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cern said:
when dc.com crash I just googled up dallas cowboy forum sites and found this one. slowly but surely some of the old gang are finding it, too.
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I knew about thelandryhat.com and blogging the boys but I hadn't heard of this site. I'm glad that I found it though.
 
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cern said:
when dc.com crash I just googled up dallas cowboy forum sites and found this one. slowly but surely some of the old gang are finding it, too.
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When it's that cold, you're not hunting. That's duck suicide by cern.

"******, Daisy, fly slower, that guy is missing us and put a shot in Howard's butt and he had his wings spread and was hovering in mid air. Hell, he's in a blind, maybe he is blind. Man, I am freezing my cute little waddler off. If he doesn't get any better, I am going to fly close enough for him to hammer me with the butt of his shotgun. This is the south? I should have stayed in Canada."
 

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cern said:
hola, amigo. nice to see the dc.com guys signing up. 10 degrees in the duck blind this morning.
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Good you could make it!!!

10 degrees? Yowsieowsie!!!!!

I would go duck hunting except it's during my sleeping time!!!
 
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When it's that cold, you're not hunting. That's duck suicide by cern.

"******, Daisy, fly slower, that guy is missing us and put a shot in Howard's butt and he had his wings spread and was hovering in mid air. Hell, he's in a blind, maybe he is blind. Man, I am freezing my cute little waddler off. If he doesn't get any better, I am going to fly close enough for him to hammer me with the butt of his shotgun. This is the south? I should have stayed in Canada."
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imagine a 1/4 inch thick slice of duck breast. laid out and rolled around a piece of onion and a slice of japapeno. then wrapped in bacon. toothpick to hole it together , some bbq sauce and on to the grill. this is why men hunt. also before you vegans destroy all the remaining wildlife habitat with your farms. :)
 
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