10 great ways to make the offseason go by faster

Mookie · Jan 14, 2019

If you are like me and hate the extremely long NFL offseason, here are 10 great ways to make it go by extremely fast:

1. Continue to watch the rest of the post season; after all it is great football.

2. The NBA is in mid-season and there’s plenty of talent around to watch whatever teams you like/hate.

3. Baseball Spring Training begins in a Little over a month.

4. UEFA Champions League is full of great stories and athletes, and it is played during the week and until May.

5. 5 weeks until The Academy Awards are on there is plenty of time to watch nominated movies before and after the awards once the best movies are known.

6. NFL Draft: Two great things about this year’s draft, we got to enjoy our first round pick for half a season and 2 post-season games, and there will be plenty of talent for our rookie class. Will Jones, Jones & Co. make any meaningful picks/trades?

7. Golf season will be in full swing with the return of Tiger Woods. 4 Majors before the NFL Regular Season begins. Will it be the year he finally wins again or will the youth continue to impress?

8. One last season of Tennis greats Federer, Nadal and Djokovic together competing for another Grand Slam.

9. Get your girlfriend pregnant right about now, and enjoy your baby right around the beginning of the regular season.

10. Enjoy your weekends with friends, family and loved ones. Plenty of things to do during the spring/summer months, with gorgeous weather.

Any other suggestions I may be missing?

Enjoy your offseason guys.

GMO415 · Jan 14, 2019

Nope to #9

DallasCowboysRule! · Jan 14, 2019

#9 sounds expensive. Plus, who wants a baby crying while I’m trying to watch the Cowboys?

TwentyOne · Jan 14, 2019

nope to #4

bad athletes. no need to watch fake professional sports.

Setackin · Jan 14, 2019

Got my wife pregnant in September so there was no chance of a kids bday on a Sunday... true story lol

Dallasfann · Jan 14, 2019

You missed IMO the best one. March Madness.

Mookie · Jan 14, 2019

Setackin said:
Got my wife pregnant in September so there was no chance of a kids bday on a Sunday... true story lol

Hey congrats man, I'm also with a brand new boy myself so I know how it is lol

Mookie · Jan 14, 2019

Dallasfann said:
You missed IMO the best one. March Madness.

You're abaoluabab right, that's my bad. Good basketball and the tournament is insane! My mind was thinking about pro sports and babies

Setackin · Jan 14, 2019

Mookie said:
Hey congrats man, I'm also with a brand new boy myself so I know how it is lol

Thx lol

Hook'em#11 · Jan 14, 2019

I got Hockey now. I'm good. Well, same as watching the Cowboys fail, because I am also a Stars fan.

phildadon86 · Jan 14, 2019

Mookie said:
If you are like me and hate the extremely long NFL offseason, here are 10 great ways to make it go by extremely fast:

1. Continue to watch the rest of the post season; after all it is great football.

2. The NBA is in mid-season and there’s plenty of talent around to watch whatever teams you like/hate.

3. Baseball Spring Training begins in a Little over a month.

4. UEFA Champions League is full of great stories and athletes, and it is played during the week and until May.

5. 5 weeks until The Academy Awards are on there is plenty of time to watch nominated movies before and after the awards once the best movies are known.

6. NFL Draft: Two great things about this year’s draft, we got to enjoy our first round pick for half a season and 2 post-season games, and there will be plenty of talent for our rookie class. Will Jones, Jones & Co. make any meaningful picks/trades?

7. Golf season will be in full swing with the return of Tiger Woods. 4 Majors before the NFL Regular Season begins. Will it be the year he finally wins again or will the youth continue to impress?

8. One last season of Tennis greats Federer, Nadal and Djokovic together competing for another Grand Slam.

9. Get your girlfriend pregnant right about now, and enjoy your baby right around the beginning of the regular season.

10. Enjoy your weekends with friends, family and loved ones. Plenty of things to do during the spring/summer months, with gorgeous weather.

Any other suggestions I may be missing?

Enjoy your offseason guys.

Game of Thrones starts again soon.

jsb357 · Jan 14, 2019

Till the Super Bowl...

1. Digging out the septic tank to avoid watching the Pro Bowl.

2. Measuring the "Brady Hate" in the media should New England knock off Kansas City.

3. Practice hitting the "mute button" on the remote for the 166 Chevy commercials per game during the Conference Championship Sunday.

4. Watch "vintage Super Bowl" halftime shows on YouTube cause "Moron 5" ain't cuttin' it.

After the Super Bowl

1. Try to measure the dysfunction that is Dallas Cowboys football.

2. Gleaning through "Dak love" post for idiots to put on ignore list

3. Gleaning through "Dak hate" post for idiots to put on ignore list.

4. Performing the complex mathematical calculations required in a feeble attempt to figure out why Kellen Moore is the Dallas QB coach.

Till the end of time.

1. Pondering why Garrett is still the HC.

2. Pondering why JJ is still the GM.

3. Watching my VHS tape collection of past Dallas Cowboys postseason highlights.

CF74 · Jan 14, 2019

11) Get in shape so u can try out for the Cowboys by next camp.

nightrain · Jan 14, 2019

Drink Heavily

Mookie · Jan 14, 2019

CF74 said:
11) Get in shape so u can try out for the Cowboys by next camp.

I bet this site anything that if I went to training camp as an extra kicker I would make more kicks from inside 40 yards than Maher. I'd be willing to bet my first gomeand my retirement account.

morat1959 · Jan 14, 2019

This one is easy!
1. New GM
2. New Head Coach and let him hire his own staff.
3. Find a passing QB.
4. PLEASE cut Jeff Heath

Afigueroa22 · Jan 14, 2019

TwentyOne said:
nope to #4

bad athletes. no need to watch fake professional sports.

Lol wut?

DallasCowboysRule! · Jan 14, 2019

Setackin said:
Got my wife pregnant in September so there was no chance of a kids bday on a Sunday... true story lol

Good planning on your part

Corso · Jan 14, 2019

Mookie said:
If you are like me and hate the extremely long NFL offseason, here are 10 great ways to make it go by extremely fast:

1. Continue to watch the rest of the post season; after all it is great football.

2. The NBA is in mid-season and there’s plenty of talent around to watch whatever teams you like/hate.

3. Baseball Spring Training begins in a Little over a month.

4. UEFA Champions League is full of great stories and athletes, and it is played during the week and until May.

5. 5 weeks until The Academy Awards are on there is plenty of time to watch nominated movies before and after the awards once the best movies are known.

6. NFL Draft: Two great things about this year’s draft, we got to enjoy our first round pick for half a season and 2 post-season games, and there will be plenty of talent for our rookie class. Will Jones, Jones & Co. make any meaningful picks/trades?

7. Golf season will be in full swing with the return of Tiger Woods. 4 Majors before the NFL Regular Season begins. Will it be the year he finally wins again or will the youth continue to impress?

8. One last season of Tennis greats Federer, Nadal and Djokovic together competing for another Grand Slam.

9. Get your girlfriend pregnant right about now, and enjoy your baby right around the beginning of the regular season.

10. Enjoy your weekends with friends, family and loved ones. Plenty of things to do during the spring/summer months, with gorgeous weather.

Any other suggestions I may be missing?

Enjoy your offseason guys.

#9 sounds like you're projecting...
Is someone desiring something?

Ranching · Jan 14, 2019

Mookie said:
If you are like me and hate the extremely long NFL offseason, here are 10 great ways to make it go by extremely fast:

1. Continue to watch the rest of the post season; after all it is great football.

2. The NBA is in mid-season and there’s plenty of talent around to watch whatever teams you like/hate.

3. Baseball Spring Training begins in a Little over a month.

4. UEFA Champions League is full of great stories and athletes, and it is played during the week and until May.

5. 5 weeks until The Academy Awards are on there is plenty of time to watch nominated movies before and after the awards once the best movies are known.

6. NFL Draft: Two great things about this year’s draft, we got to enjoy our first round pick for half a season and 2 post-season games, and there will be plenty of talent for our rookie class. Will Jones, Jones & Co. make any meaningful picks/trades?

7. Golf season will be in full swing with the return of Tiger Woods. 4 Majors before the NFL Regular Season begins. Will it be the year he finally wins again or will the youth continue to impress?

8. One last season of Tennis greats Federer, Nadal and Djokovic together competing for another Grand Slam.

9. Get your girlfriend pregnant right about now, and enjoy your baby right around the beginning of the regular season.

10. Enjoy your weekends with friends, family and loved ones. Plenty of things to do during the spring/summer months, with gorgeous weather.

Any other suggestions I may be missing?

Enjoy your offseason guys.

I just come to the CZ and piss off the Garrett lovers. I dont know what I'll do with myself if Jerry fires him!

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