Is Witten a strategic decision by Jerry or a publicity stunt?

Rockport said:

Our fans are just despicable.

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Mannix said:

-----Witten, in the booth, was "must watch TV" You never knew what he was gonna say or do next, he was an under-appreciated comedic genius

You mean like the ability of player to pull a rabbit out of his head.

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Corso said:

I enjoyed his work.
He was becoming a modern day Yogi Berra, but more country.

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lukin2006 said:

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Corso said:

He looks a ton better without that animal tranq'd on his head.

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Mannix said:

-----Witten, in the booth, was "must watch TV" You never knew what he was gonna say or do next, he was an under-appreciated comedic genius

You mean like the ability of player to pull a rabbit out of his head.

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Roadtrip635 said:

I did too, unfortunately, people couldn't appreciate his unique ability. He was kinda mix of Yogi and Harry Caray. Harry was great and he couldn't pronounce guy's names either, he'd call a ball low and outside when it would almost hit a batter in the head, but no one cared because he was very entertaining. Of course, I don't think Witt was enjoying an ice cold Bud while he was announcing games either.

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Melonfeud said:

If you fellers haven't as yet ever enjoyed the experience of having yer' toad-fire knocked plumb square outta' yer casing-liners in simultaneously flaring oblique angles courtesy of a pissed off balding badderasser than you?,,,ha,ha,ha,,,just rig fer impact while standing by,,,

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Mannix said:

-----Witten, in the booth, was "must watch TV" You never knew what he was gonna say or do next, he was an under-appreciated comedic genius

You mean like the ability of player to pull a rabbit out of his head.

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Corso said:

So you wear a rug too and is sensitive about it...
Good to know!

I also compliment the hell out of him, moving forward, but I should encase my head in casing-liner-proof material.
I'll make sure it's breathable.

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Melonfeud said:

Might I suggest a double layering application in& around yer' **** a.o. as well Bro???




*you just ain't the intimidating type, my friend, the attitude is there,bro, but the get down to it,oyster shucking stage don't reside within what's required Eli, honest complied observation

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Corso said:

You bark loud doggie.
Yap yap yap...

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not quite wrapped up all that tight in stable footed fartin' comfy comfortable comfort my dawg doggie that you are

Melonfeud said:

ya know I 'luv ya' you ol' not quite wrapped up all that tight in stable footed fartin' comfy comfortable comfort my dawg doggie that you are

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jazzcat22 said:

Or Witten helps Dak and the offense, because now they have to respect him and game plan for him. Even though he was not as hw was 3 years ago. He still is good enough to demand respect. Dallas just needs to figure out how to use him effective enough without being a progress stopper as well.
I think they will.
And it will open up the offense more.

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Corso said:

We're spiritual brothers. Arguing and sniping and all.
It's all love big guy.

We is Nobody Speak on the You toobs.

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Mountaineerfan said:

It's 5 O'clock somewhere.

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Melonfeud said:

I think/ know yer' a pretty awesome kinda Cat in yer' primary bailiwick's A.O. expertise,


* don't you miss the Troutster?

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Roadtrip635 said:

I did too, unfortunately, people couldn't appreciate his unique ability. He was kinda mix of Yogi and Harry Caray. Harry was great and he couldn't pronounce guy's names either, he'd call a ball low and outside when it would almost hit a batter in the head, but no one cared because he was very entertaining. Of course, I don't think Witt was enjoying an ice cold Bud while he was announcing games either.

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Roadtrip635 said:

I did too, unfortunately, people couldn't appreciate his unique ability. He was kinda mix of Yogi and Harry Caray. Harry was great and he couldn't pronounce guy's names either, he'd call a ball low and outside when it would almost hit a batter in the head, but no one cared because he was very entertaining. Of course, I don't think Witt was enjoying an ice cold Bud while he was announcing games either.

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Ha, I'd caught an old JOHNNY CARSON airing on T.V.around 2a.m. a month or so back


( I'm holding that ART DONAVON rebroadcast in ready reserve just like Erwin Rommel would have,,,er,,,if ready reserves were available unto him as readily as Chief Sitting BULL had in reserve at the battle of greasy grass ( ya know)these white-eyed desires of world wide conquest could've perhaps,,,er,,,maybe been abruptly curtailed ,HuH? Ya Man that ol' Rommel HIENIE chieftain would've made a damn fine Indian chief

Corso said:

What in all the Ten Thousand Chinese Hells happened to our Main Man @Trouty ?
I don't want to read something that makes me angrier than you on a true bender with a snot-nose talking punk at your presence...

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Man,Bro,,,don't really know, one day we're kickin' around Big-G's TROUTY'S TAVERN,,, & ,,, pretty much sez' he's done.the Flock flew away afore I knew Man
( ( ya,I kinda know though))

Melonfeud said:

* Bob Uecker*

Ha, I'd caught an old JOHNNY CARSON airing on T.V.around 2a.m. a month or so back


( I'm holding that ART DONAVON rebroadcast in ready reserve just like Erwin Rommel would have,,,er,,,if ready reserves were available unto him as readily as Chief Sitting BULL had in reserve at the battle of greasy grass ( ya know)these white-eyed desires of world wide conquest could've perhaps,,,er,,,maybe been abruptly curtailed ,HuH? Ya Man that ol' Rommel HIENIE chieftain would've made a damn fine Indian chief

Man,Bro,,,don't really know, one day we're kickin' around Big-G's TROUTY'S TAVERN,,, & ,,, pretty much sez' he's done.the Flock flew away afore I knew Man
( ( ya,I kinda know though))

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Jason 82 Witten said:

Despicable isn’t the word I was thinking of

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