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YosemiteSam

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The same reason I hate gas lawnmowers...I went with a cordless lawnmower...sweet.
You live in Canada where grass barely grows! Try that where grass grows quickly and you get delayed in mowing due to an emergency or something.

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lukin2006

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I remember in my apartment in college, we couldn't even hear each other talking when they were doing yard work.

That is true. Last summer where I lived the townhouse association took care of the grass and was done once a week. Now lawnmowers I hear every day...lol
 

lukin2006

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You live in Canada where grass barely grows! Try that where grass grows quickly and you get delayed in mowing due to an emergency or something.

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Where I live, lawn care goes from April till November...lol
 

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It is called the zipper merge and those who don't know how to merge correctly merge 1 mile early and cause even more of a slowdown! It is the recommended way to handle lane closures.


Regarding the zipper merge video, I have never, not one time, seen gaps between vehicles right before the suggested merge. Nor do I believe folks would ever drive in a way that allows this.
 

YosemiteSam

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Regarding the zipper merge video, I have never, not one time, seen gaps between vehicles right before the suggested merge. Nor do I believe folks would ever drive in a way that allows this.
Besides, the zipper merge is used when you have a lane closing. The people that need to be shot on site are those that wait till the last second to merge into an exit lane from the highway or similar road.

It should be completely legal to shot them right then and there. No arrest, no trial, just a parade for your good deed.
 

cowboyec

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people who keep breaking the damn toilet seats.....how in the hell do you break a toilet seat.
tired of ordering new ones....the duck-tape stays until they start showin' the building some respect.
until then....you break it......I duck it.
 

JoeKing

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Lack of time, opportunity or resources to do the things I want to do.
 

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Anne Hathaway. Pretty much the worst.

I'm madly in love with her. I make my wife wear a silicone mask of Anne Hathaway as a condition of going into our bedroom. I even demanded that she learn to mimic Hathaway's stupid way of talking. I routinely tell my wife she's worthless if she doesn't impersonate Anne Hathaway well enough. I'm that madly in love with Anne. What's worse, I expect every man on the planet to do the same. Anne Hathaway is that wonderful. I have pictures of her covering my walls. I'm planning on a trip to Hollywood to stalk her. Wish me luck.
 

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I'm madly in love with her. I make my wife wear a silicone mask of Anne Hathaway as a condition of going into our bedroom. I even demanded that she learn to mimic Hathaway's stupid way of talking. I routinely tell my wife she's worthless if she doesn't impersonate Anne Hathaway well enough. I'm that madly in love with Anne. What's worse, I expect every man on the planet to do the same. Anne Hathaway is that wonderful. I have pictures of her covering my walls. I'm planning on a trip to Hollywood to stalk her. Wish me luck.

Man, to each his own. It is pretty strange for me to see a grown man go ga-ga over a former Disney princess, a romantic comedy specialist, and a vanilla actress with no flavor, but alright. I can't take her seriously. But if you just like her looks, that's fine. I'm sure you'll find derogatory who I consider attractive, but that's ok. I can't possibly begin to understand why anyone would want to stalk anyone, but..... I hope she's your woman in the next life, dude!
 
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