The Cowboys Irrelevant 5 list

GimmeTheBall!

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Yes, Jerry's heart is bigger than his brain.
Here are my picks for camp/fodder/afterthoughts who are high-profile players.
These are guys about whom I have to ask "Why"?

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!
2. Rico Gathers. This bizarre experiment has gone on waaaay too long. Enjoy your one of many suspensions to come.
3. Sean Lee. The often-injured Lee has early geezer onset. He is no help, just in the way. But, personally, if Dez hates him, I like him.
4. Taco. This mild, soggy player should test the CFL. He. Is. Not. NFL-caliber.
5. Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

Honorable mention: Heath (though I like his work ethic and motor)
Hurns

Your lists, chums?
 

Corso

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(I bow to your inclusions, deletions)

Yes, Jerry's heart is bigger than his brain.
Here are my picks for camp/fodder/afterthoughts who are high-profile players.
These are guys about whom I have to ask "Why"?

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!
2. Rico Gathers. This bizarre experiment has gone on waaaay too long. Enjoy your one of many suspensions to come.
3. Sean Lee. The often-injured Lee has early geezer onset. He is no help, just in the way. But, personally, if Dez hates him, I like him.
4. Taco. This mild, soggy player should test the CFL. He. Is. Not. NFL-caliber.
5. Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

Honorable mention: Heath (though I like his work ethic and motor)
Hurns

Your lists, chums?
1. He doesn't want to go home. Something interesting to think about...
2. He's nothing. Why worry? Will either show out, or get cut before it's relevant. Easy.
3. Lol. You're a hypociticizer.
4. Yeah.
5. Who cares? Dak goes down, it's over. Funny how peeps want to replace him and say it's easy, but just look at his bum backups.
 

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1-5 fans who question what this team is doing

Every yr its the same since they started rebuilding in 2016. And since 2016 2nd most wins in the nfl. Whatever theyre doing is working. Think the problem has been coaching not players
 

Corso

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1-5 fans who question what this team is doing

Every yr its the same since they started rebuilding in 2016. And since 2016 2nd most wins in the nfl. Whatever theyre doing is working. Think the problem has been coaching not players
@Idgit just hit me on my brand new, super-hot pager that has total alpha-numeric and he said he wants to meet you behind the 7-11. Bandaged hands, coated with crushed glass.

I think he's been bingeing Van Damme movies...
 

GimmeTheBall!

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Dear louts, wouldn't it be funny if Heath had an All-Pro year? Imaginge the teeth-gnashing around here!!!
 

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agree with Witten, Rico, 2 backup qbs, and Leonir

Lee is still a quality player. Taco is only 24 and still on rookie deal. He's either a 2.7 million cap hit or 4.1 to cut-he's going no where this year
 

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@Idgit just hit me on my brand new, super-hot pager that has total alpha-numeric and he said he wants to meet you behind the 7-11. Bandaged hands, coated with crushed glass.

I think he's been bingeing Van Damme movies...
I'll take him up on that
 

Corso

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This team became better when Witten came back. He's the best TE on the team.

A healthy Sean Lee is one of the best LBs in the league.

The rest is spot on
You really should wait til the pads come on.
Or maybe when another team's opposition comes to hold court.

Right?
 
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