For fun: What’s your best Zeke Conspiracy

coult44 · Sep 1, 2019

Having some fun with friends today and this came up. This whole Zeke preseason debacle has been ordered by Roger Goodall . It’s punishment for the Las Vegas incident. What’s some of the conspiracy theories you’ve heard or believe yourself?

There are a lot of serious Zeke threads. Take a break and have fun...But at the same time, make us believe in your theory.

JayFord · Sep 1, 2019

I have this crazy theory zeke is the best running back in the league

Hardline · Sep 1, 2019

My conspiracy theory is the doctors injected Ewok DNA in Zeke's mother before birth.

lane · Sep 1, 2019

Hardline said:
My conspiracy theory is the doctors injected Ewok DNA in Zeke's mother before birth.

aria · Sep 1, 2019

Hardline said:
My conspiracy theory is the doctors injected Ewok DNA in Zeke's mother before birth.

Huh, you really think that’s a conspiracy?

RodeoJake · Sep 1, 2019

Zeke is an extraterrestrial

aria · Sep 1, 2019

I would hope it’s a conspiracy that Zeke only carries purses because the purse companies pay him to but I think he actually just likes to carry purses.

Hardline · Sep 1, 2019

aria said:
I would hope it’s a conspiracy that Zeke only carries purses because the purse companies pay him to but I think he actually just likes to carry purses.

RodeoJake · Sep 1, 2019

Hardline said:

Put a wide strap on that thing and call it a saddlebag

Bigdog · Sep 1, 2019

Didn’t like the grind of training camp and thinks preseason game especially the 4th on are meaningless so why even risk it.

Air Force One · Sep 1, 2019

This whole thing is being engineered by the deep state. It's a false flag operation to keep us from realizing we never landed on the moon.

big dog cowboy · Sep 1, 2019

coult44 said:
Having some fun with friends today and this came up. This whole Zeke preseason debacle has been ordered by Roger Goodall . It’s punishment for the Las Vegas incident. What’s some of the conspiracy theories you’ve heard or believe yourself?

There are a lot of serious Zeke threads. Take a break and have fun...But at the same time, make us believe in your theory.

I finally got a top 2 pick in my fantasy football draft. I went ahead and drafted Zeke but all this has caused my blood pressure to go up.

JBond · Sep 1, 2019

big dog cowboy said:
I finally got a top 2 pick in my fantasy football draft. I went ahead and drafted Zeke but all this has caused my blood pressure to go up.

Win a couple leagues and all of a sudden I am drafting 9th.

3rd_n_inches · Sep 1, 2019

big dog cowboy said:
I finally got a top 2 pick in my fantasy football draft. I went ahead and drafted Zeke but all this has caused my blood pressure to go up.

I was #3 and took Kamara

My Zeke conspiracy goes a little something like this....Zekes real dad is Dennis Rodman

Melonfeud · Sep 1, 2019

coult44 said:
Having some fun with friends today and this came up. This whole Zeke preseason debacle has been ordered by Roger Goodall . It’s punishment for the Las Vegas incident. What’s some of the conspiracy theories you’ve heard or believe yourself?

There are a lot of serious Zeke threads. Take a break and have fun...But at the same time, make us believe in your theory.

Pretty sure PAPPY ELLIOTT had already broke wide with his pea-brained blather of this planned "Hold-out" long b-4 Zeke had to have that "sit down face to face" with the contemptible commissioner of the league, so that would kinda' just naturally of shot yer'& yer'friends C.T. grounds for the threads O.P. plumb fulla' holes,just saying, bro.

"Zeke had once damn ner' O.D.'d on
" flintstone chewable multi- vitamins " eating three full jars of them while he was really,really stoned & having the munchies,,, back while he was in high school & ever since then he's always kinda' yabba-dabba doo'd when he'd of been far better off to of yabba dabba don't ,,,

Vinnie2u · Sep 1, 2019

He’s a ancient alien. Saw it on tv. A guy with crazy hair said so.

Melonfeud · Sep 1, 2019

3rd_n_inches said:
I was #3 and took Kamara

My Zeke conspiracy goes a little something like this....Zekes real dad is Dennis Rodman

lmao

*I seriously bellowed out laughing seeing that

Flamma · Sep 1, 2019

This entire holdout is staged and Zeke is being paid to do it. It's created drama to keep the Cowboys relevant through the off season. He'll be back for week 1 and be paid what they agreed upon months ago.

3rd_n_inches · Sep 1, 2019

Melonfeud said:
lmao

*I seriously bellowed out laughing seeing that

Lol I chuckled reading it back to myself then again Zeke does look like the result of accidentally eating multiple bottles of flintstone chewables after ripping a huge bong hit

HardHittin'Witten · Sep 1, 2019

Vinnie2u said:
He’s a ancient alien. Saw it on tv. A guy with crazy hair said so.

For fun: What’s your best Zeke Conspiracy

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