Tank a $100 Million Taco

GMO415 · Sep 15, 2019

I'm filing a Missing Persons Report on Tank. He gets paid and he's a no show.

Ranching · Sep 15, 2019

Chingado!!! No one's ever happy.

CT Dal Fan · Sep 15, 2019

No offseason program, no OTA's, no minicamp, no training camp, no preseason, coming off shoulder surgery, and only two games into the season.

I think we need to wait at least a few more games before we call Tank a no-show.

zrinkill · Sep 15, 2019

Oh good ....... another "LOOK AT ME!" thread.

Quick someone start a brand new thread on the defense.

CowboyStar88 · Sep 15, 2019

CT Dal Fan said:
No offseason program, no OTA's, no minicamp, no training camp, no preseason, coming off shoulder surgery, and only two games into the season.

I think we need to wait at least a few more games before we call Tank a no-show.

It’s crazy talk bro. I swear people just go for the shock opinion without actually using the kidney in their head. It’s Amazing.

Boyzmamacita · Sep 15, 2019

I can't wait for Tank to get back in form.

KingintheNorth · Sep 15, 2019

Stop it.

exciter · Sep 15, 2019

Lol! He didn't start practicing till 2 weeks ago. Basic reasoning skills should dictate it would be around week 6 before he was up to speed. And he was creating descent pressure forcing the qb to get the ball out in 3 seconds today leading to the whopping 6.6 reception average today. All against on of the better oline in the league!

CF74 · Sep 15, 2019

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PA Cowboy Fan · Sep 15, 2019

Shouldn't have waited so long to have his surgery.

FuzzyLumpkins · Sep 15, 2019

He got several pressures and a hit. The Skins averaged less than 3 ypc.

It wasn't his fault that the coverage was terrible underneath nor half the secondary still couldn't tackle.

Tangle_Foot · Sep 15, 2019

I would gladly take two Tanks as opposed to two Tacos

Bob-Lillys-War · Sep 15, 2019

It seems we won't see the 100 million dollar player until his shoulder recovers ... whenever that will be... :facepalm:

AbeBeta · Sep 15, 2019

GMO415 said:
I'm filing a Missing Persons Report on Tank. He gets paid and he's a no show.

He forced the awful ball that almost resulted in a pick 6 for Woods.

He also forced multiple holding calls.

Watch the game, not the stats.

acr731 · Sep 15, 2019

Tank isn't worth more than this...... $5 million dollar solid gold toilet

CT Dal Fan · Sep 15, 2019

Tangle_Foot said:
I would gladly take two Tanks as opposed to two Tacos

I saw an ad this weekend where you can get two Tacos at Burger King for like two bucks. :laugh:

coult44 · Sep 15, 2019

GMO415 said:
I'm filing a Missing Persons Report on Tank. He gets paid and he's a no show.

Dude, do you know how crazy it is that he’s even playing at this level with the surgery he had just a few months ago. Most guys wouldn’t even be playing right now. Some might even retire, or; Andrew Luck

MizzouCowboy4 · Sep 15, 2019

coult44 said:
Dude, do you know how crazy it is that he’s even playing at this level with the surgery he had just a few months ago. Most guys wouldn’t even be playing right now. Some might even retire, or; Andrew Luck

Bingo

Tangle_Foot · Sep 15, 2019

CT Dal Fan said:
I saw an ad this weekend where you can get two Tacos at Burger King for like two bucks.

It's a shame that tacos around the world are getting a bad rap because of this guy :laugh:

CF74 · Sep 15, 2019

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