Jason Garret: "Here are my duties as your HC"

Dre11 · Oct 16, 2019

pugilist said:
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=jason+garrett+sucks

Just as I thought. More made up bs

yimyammer · Oct 16, 2019

TooTall_Jones said:
1. Wear a headset but NEVER talk into it.

I figured I just hadn't seen enough of Him on the sideline because that's the same thought I've pondered, does he ever speak into that headset?

Surely I just haven't seen enough film...

yimyammer · Oct 16, 2019

TooTall_Jones said:
1. Wear a headset but NEVER talk into it.
2. Stare helplessly at the field for 3 hours each week.
3. Clap when we fumble or punt.
4. Pat some butts as we go 3-and-out.
5. Spit.
6. Giggle and Smile and congratulate the opposing coach when they destroy us.
7. Tell the press we will review the tape.

NEXT WEEK: repeat
NEXT MONTH: repeat
NEXT YEAR: repeat

I really don't think jeri respects the head coach position or cares that much about winning. It appears he merely wants a talking head who won't give him any grief** and perhaps most importantly, compete for radio and TV time. Jason fits the bill on all counts

** - by grief I mean push jeri to take winning serious, create a strict environment that focuses solely on winning and doing his job well which would ironically reflect poorly on jeri because people would immediately ask why the hell he didn't do this 20+ years ago.

I bet if he hired a coach who made massive changes, got rid of the country club atmosphere, etc ,etc and the team start winning big time and even won a super bowl, it would burn Jeri's butt because it would show him up and be a massive indictment on how he has stubbornly done things the last 25 years

pugilist · Oct 16, 2019

Dre11 said:
Just as I thought. More made up bs

imagine defending this

TooTall_Jones · Oct 16, 2019

yimyammer said:
I really don't think jeri respects the head coach position or cares that much about winning. It appears he merely wants a talking head who won't give him any grief** and perhaps most importantly, compete for radio and TV time. Jason fits the bill on all counts

** - by grief I mean push jeri to take winning serious, create a strict environment that focuses solely on winning and doing his job well which would ironically reflect poorly on jeri because people would immediately ask why the hell he didn't do this 20+ years ago.

I bet if he hired a coach who made massive changes, got rid of the country club atmosphere, etc ,etc and the team start winning big time and even won a super bowl, it would burn Jeri's butt because it would show him up and be a massive indictment on how he has stubbornly done things the last 25 years

LOVE YOUR POST, and SO TRUE....been saying it for years!

There is a great article on "Bloggin with the Boys" https://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2019/10/15/20916395/coach-garrett-vs-bill-belichick

Shows the night & day difference between a SUPERIOR COACH and our worthless PUPPET. The level of preparation, scouting and strategizing that ensures Pats win year in-year out.

WHEN will America's team start realizing COACHING is EVERYTHING!

Dre11 · Oct 16, 2019

pugilist said:
imagine defending this

I'm still looking for your proof. Keep listening to the Cavanaugh, listen to real football people. Go listen to Barry Church and MCcray

visionary · Oct 16, 2019

TooTall_Jones said:
1. Wear a headset but NEVER talk into it.
2. Stare helplessly at the field for 3 hours each week.
3. Clap when we fumble or punt.
4. Pat some butts as we go 3-and-out.
5. Spit.
6. Giggle and Smile and congratulate the opposing coach when they destroy us.
7. Tell the press we will review the tape.

NEXT WEEK: repeat
NEXT MONTH: repeat
NEXT YEAR: repeat

LOL, no
Garrett can’t do all this stuff
He will need at least 2 assistants

Asklesko · Oct 16, 2019

I wonder if Garrett believes clapping improves execution.

TooTall_Jones · Oct 17, 2019

big dog cowboy said:

I swear on all holy....I am STILL laughing at this 30 minutes later....HILARIOUS, when we whiffs at LEE... :lmao2:

....thanks for sharing!

It summarizes my entire viewpoint of this clown. I'm a reasonable man. Although at first I was skeptical, I gave him a chance the first couple years.

As the years progressed and his inept stupidity and huge in-game mistakes shown through.....my disdain for him has grown, I must admit. Now he just strikes me as a mindless puppet trying desperately to be one of the boys and not rock the boat....

Clove · Oct 17, 2019

Jerry has the emotional psyche of a child. Dude, just follow your own freaking advice. We will win, winning is the name of the game. Not how, just win.

Sarge · Oct 17, 2019

JJHLH1 said:
Don’t forget “Yawn in the 4th quarter of a close game we are losing”

That.....in and of itself should infuriate Jerry Jones. How do you think the players who saw Jason Garrett yawn felt? Just think about that...

You don’t care.........why should we......

BHendri5 · Oct 17, 2019

TooTall_Jones said:
1. Wear a headset but NEVER talk into it.
2. Stare helplessly at the field for 3 hours each week.
3. Clap when we fumble or punt.
4. Pat some butts as we go 3-and-out.
5. Spit.
6. Giggle and Smile and congratulate the opposing coach when they destroy us.
7. Tell the press we will review the tape.

NEXT WEEK: repeat
NEXT MONTH: repeat
NEXT YEAR: repeat

Do you even watch the games

Jason Garret: "Here are my duties as your HC"

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