I figure who is the baddest in TV History.Just what would happen if Adam West Batman got in a fight with The Lone Ranger> Captain Kirk and his Judo chop vs Walker Texas Ranger.? So I figured we should have this question solved.... I pick who I figured where they are positioned and slotted ,but YOU PICK THE WINNERS and WHO IS THE BADDEST TOUGH GUY OF ALL!!!
East Bracket
1-Captain James T. Kirk(William Shatner)(Star Trek)
16-B.A. Barrakas(Mr. T.)-(A-Team)
9-Tony Soprano(James Galdofini)(The Sopranos)
10-Sparacus(Andy Whitfield)(Spartacus)
4-Steve Austin(Lee Majors)(Six Million Dollar Man)
13-Aunt Ester(Lawanda Page)(Sanford & Son)
5James West(Robert Conrad)(The Wild West)
12-Rich Grimes(The Walking Dead)
West Bracket
2-Kato(Bruce Lee)(The Green Hornet)
15-Rangar Loth Brok(Travis Fimmel)(Vikings)
7-Batman(Adam West)(Batman)
10-The Mountain(Reykjavík, Hafþór)((Game of Thrones)
3-Walker(Chuck Norris)(Walker Texas Ranger)
14-Jack Bauer(Kiether Sutherland)(24)
6-Lone Ranger(Clayton Moore)(The Lone Ranger)
11-Clay Morrow(Ron Pearlman)(Sons of Anarchy)-
OK ,my scenario of what happens for the first matches.
East Bracket Matches
1st Match Captain James T. Kirk vs B.A. Barrackus
The setting is a lot where the A-Team use to do all there shoot up and blow up a billion things and not one person died on the TV show sets.Kirk is at a disadvantage physically and Barrackus says "I pity da fool" and is having his way with Kirk pummeling him,but Kirk finally at the last moment remembers B.A. Barrackus doesn't like to fly and so he calls Scottie to beam two up to The Enterprise. Barrackus goes into a freak out fit in space and freezes up...WINNER -KIRK goes to the next round
2nd MatchTony Soprano vs Spartacus
Set in the Roman Colosseum with the crowds cheering on Spartacus. Soprano puts up a good fight and is dirty,but Soprano realizes he is in Rome,Italy and craving Italian food Soprano gets disqualified for walking out looking for a calzone.....WINNER-SPARTACUS goes to next round vs Captain James T. Kirk.
3rd Match-Steve Austin vs Esther
Set at a junkyard in Watts.Six Million Dollar Man is Strong and can run 60MPH,and has that Bionic Eye,but just one thing,HE IS CONSTANTLY IN SLOW MOTION!!!. Esther wails on Austin with her loaded purse and she knocks him out because she is not in slow motion.------WINNER Esther, goes to the next round
4TH Match--James West vs Rich Grimes
Set in Zombie World,this is a tight fight and both are fighting tooth and nail and all of sudden Grimes sees his son and Grimes son says'Dad I thought we were suppose to fight zombies"? Grimes becomes amazed his son is alive and while being distracted James West knocks Grimes out for the win. Grimes son rips off his face and it was Ross Martin all along. West & Martin feel somewhat bad for the trickery and promise Grimes he can join them on the train and get out of Zombie World....WINNER--James West vs Esther
West Brackets Matches
1st Match-Kato vs Rangor Loth Brok
Set in Chinatown, Kato has a fight on his hands Brok is bigger stronger and mean with weapons,but the one fighter in this tournament who could grab your weapons and use them againist you is Kato....Brok comes with a wooden spear lunging at Kato. Kato grabs it and breaks it in half to make numchuks. Kato has the speed advantage and his speed is what give him the knockout of the Big Viking....WINNER---KATO goes to next round.
2nd Match Batman vs The Mountain
Set in Gotham,Batman hears "KAPOW","SLAM","BIFF","Zonk"....And it is Batman getting the worse of it vs The Mountain.Batman cannot match brawn with The Mountain so after taking a beating, Batman uses his gadgets and brains. Batman's utility belt has a sonor pulse that is deafening,but only works until it runs out of charge,but gives Batman enough time vs The Mountain to use his head. Batman uses his powers of dance(Yes the eyes and bat ears dance moves )to distract The Mountain who can't stop laughing and gives Batman enough time to knock The Mountain silly....WINNER BATMAN goes to next round vs Kato
3rd Match Walker Texas Ranger vs Jack Bauer
Set in Texas, this is a close contest Bauer is out smarting Walker ,but Bauer gets cocky thinking he has it in the bag and all of sudden Corey Feldman &The other Vampire Kid come out of no where and know who Jack Bauer really is and he is that Punk Rock Vampire from "The Lost Boys" Feldman throws Walker a wooden stake and Walker finishes off Bauer.....WINNER-Walker Texas Ranger
4th Match The Lone Ranger vs Clay Mooro
Set in the Old Wild West...The Lone Ranger fights a modern day outlaw and this is fist flying all day with Morrow not backing down. They fight into the night brawling until the full moon comes out and Morrow(played by Ron Pearlman) turns into The Beast from "Beauty and The Beast' that he use to play.He looks to have the advantage over The Lone Ranger,but just one thing he forgot. The Lone Ranger carries silver bullets....Winner The Lone Ranger goes to next round vs Walker Texas Ranger.
OK I will do my 2nd round contest later for my scenario.
THE LONE RANGER
