Dak: "Hell with the talking"

ClappingCarrot said:

I read this drivel and it just sounds like a more hip version of Garrett speak.

Show me, Dak.

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OmerV said:

What did he say that wasn't leaderlike?

The only problem I had with it was that he talked just a bit too long about talk not meaning anything.

But, the media was asking questions, and part of his role is to answer them. I think some fans have the impression these things are initiated by the players, and it is just the players talking with no provocation - as if they called a press conference to vent.

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WoodysGirl said:

He's required to speak to the media. He's a captain. He's the QB1. He kinda has to talk to the media. Unless y'all wanna pay his fines for NOT talking to the media.

But what he's saying is ain't no more talking to be done to the players. They gotta step up. Period. It is what it is.

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Frozen700 said:

I told you all, I reported the many incidents on Dak, he's losing it.

Here's the latest on Dak

Meanwhile......


In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full male grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle

Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.

He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle

Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger

He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket

He exits the car angrily and says

"What the heck are you doing?"

The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says

"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"

The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.

Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?

Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.

He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.

Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says

"Hello children"

In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses

Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.

The Llama bites Dak's hand.

"You stupid idiot!"

He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.

The children begin crying and running for their lives.

The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama

Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.

The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.

Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.

Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:

"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"

The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.

Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.



Dak is so immature.

#DontpayDak

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AmariChill said:

Do you have these fictional stories written down somewhere on your computer, ready to copy and paste on these forums...?

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Frozen700 said:

I told you all, I reported the many incidents on Dak, he's losing it.

Here's the latest on Dak

Meanwhile......


In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full male grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle

Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.

He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle

Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger

He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket

He exits the car angrily and says

"What the heck are you doing?"

The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says

"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"

The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.

Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?

Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.

He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.

Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says

"Hello children"

In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses

Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.

The Llama bites Dak's hand.

"You stupid idiot!"

He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.

The children begin crying and running for their lives.

The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama

Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.

The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.

Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.

Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:

"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"

The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.

Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.



Dak is so immature.

#DontpayDak

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America's Cowboy said:

It starts with the darn overpaid Oline. Dak needs to rip them a new one on the sideline the way Aikman used to do it to his Oline, then yell at the WRs to get open and catch the darn ball.

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Bob-Lillys-War said:

Who is the meter cop ? Garrett ? did he die ?

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GMO415 said:

12 games in.....great time to start. Sheesh

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LocimusPrime said:

Yawn. Just win

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CowboysWillRise said:

Dak hasn't played well the last couple games. Empty stats.

That said, I like his take and believe if everyone had his approach we'd be a better team.

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Frozen700 said:

I told you all, I reported the many incidents on Dak, he's losing it.

Here's the latest on Dak

Meanwhile......


In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full male grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle

Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.

He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle

Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger

He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket

He exits the car angrily and says

"What the heck are you doing?"

The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says

"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"

The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.

Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?

Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.

He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.

Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says

"Hello children"

In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses

Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.

The Llama bites Dak's hand.

"You stupid idiot!"

He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.

The children begin crying and running for their lives.

The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama

Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.

The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.

Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.

Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:

"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"

The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.

Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.



Dak is so immature.

#DontpayDak

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Bob-Lillys-War said:

- The Garrett Era .

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EST_1986 said:

yea yea, you're going to get into the playoffs by default and think you accomplished something

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Corso said:

We're co-writing the book.
Gather more deets so we can put together a detailed timeline.

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Frozen700 said:

I'll get with my source and gather all the Intel possible.

#DontpayDak

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