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Even through the execute word in there at the end.I read this drivel and it just sounds like a more hip version of Garrett speak.
Show me, Dak.
Even through the execute word in there at the end.I read this drivel and it just sounds like a more hip version of Garrett speak.
Show me, Dak.
Same thing goes for Jerry, to a lesser degree. When asked a question, are they supposed to just say, "No comment"?What did he say that wasn't leaderlike?
The only problem I had with it was that he talked just a bit too long about talk not meaning anything.
But, the media was asking questions, and part of his role is to answer them. I think some fans have the impression these things are initiated by the players, and it is just the players talking with no provocation - as if they called a press conference to vent.
Yeah I’m not sure what the people posting want him to do or say. He’s not going to the media on his own he has to.He's required to speak to the media. He's a captain. He's the QB1. He kinda has to talk to the media. Unless y'all wanna pay his fines for NOT talking to the media.
But what he's saying is ain't no more talking to be done to the players. They gotta step up. Period. It is what it is.
I told you all, I reported the many incidents on Dak, he's losing it.
Here's the latest on Dak
Meanwhile......
In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full male grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle
Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.
He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle
Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger
He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket
He exits the car angrily and says
"What the heck are you doing?"
The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says
"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"
The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.
Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?
Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.
He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.
Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says
"Hello children"
In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses
Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.
The Llama bites Dak's hand.
"You stupid idiot!"
He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.
The children begin crying and running for their lives.
The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama
Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.
The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.
Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.
Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:
"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"
The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.
Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.
Dak is so immature.
#DontpayDak
Do you have these fictional stories written down somewhere on your computer, ready to copy and paste on these forums...?
I told you all, I reported the many incidents on Dak, he's losing it.
Here's the latest on Dak
Meanwhile......
In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full male grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle
Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.
He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle
Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger
He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket
He exits the car angrily and says
"What the heck are you doing?"
The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says
"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"
The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.
Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?
Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.
He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.
Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says
"Hello children"
In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses
Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.
The Llama bites Dak's hand.
"You stupid idiot!"
He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.
The children begin crying and running for their lives.
The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama
Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.
The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.
Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.
Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:
"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"
The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.
Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.
Dak is so immature.
#DontpayDak
It starts with the darn overpaid Oline. Dak needs to rip them a new one on the sideline the way Aikman used to do it to his Oline, then yell at the WRs to get open and catch the darn ball.
Who is the meter cop ? Garrett ? did he die ?
12 games in.....great time to start. Sheesh
You yawn, but you know if we showed up, you'd be down to party.Yawn. Just win
If they all had his approach they'd be even more annoying. The problem with the whole "no more talking" bs is that people fail to realize that the other teams get paid to play too. This belief that the Cowboys are just going to show & prove is not realistic, and I think they're going to fall hard in CHI this week which will pretty much seal Garrett's fate.Dak hasn't played well the last couple games. Empty stats.
That said, I like his take and believe if everyone had his approach we'd be a better team.
We're co-writing the book.I told you all, I reported the many incidents on Dak, he's losing it.
Here's the latest on Dak
Meanwhile......
In the parking lot of a petting zoo in Antigonish, Nova Scotia, Dak sits in his Bugatti Veyron 16.4, taking a sip of alcohol after the loss, so potent that it could take down a full male grown T-Rex with just a few sips of the bottle
Right as he is about to take his third sip, he hears a knock at the window.
He is startled by the knock and drops his bottle in the center console of his car, breaking the bottle
Dak's eyes become bloodshot red with anger
He looks outside the window and sees a meter cop writing him a ticket
He exits the car angrily and says
"What the heck are you doing?"
The meter cop takes off his aviator sunglasses and says
"This car has been parked here illegally sir, im writing you a ticket and if the car is still here by tomorrow im going to have it towed"
The man throws the ticket in Dak's face and walks away.
Dak cannot believe the nerve of this man, how dare he come to his car and write him a ticket?
Dak takes a deep breath and waits for the man to walk back to the petting zoo.
He puts on a disguise, a fake beard, wig and trench coat and follows the man.
Inside the petting zoo, children are petting Llamas and having a good time smiling and laughing. Dak walks up, trying to be inconspicuous and says
"Hello children"
In a fake accent as he pets a Llama, keeping his eyes trained on the meter cop, who is standing next to the Emu exhibit. The children are worried and scared as they slowly back away from what appears to be Master Splinter wearing Groucho Marx mustache glasses
Suddenly, Dak's petting becomes more and more violent as he is on a very potent of alcohol and isnt paying attention.
The Llama bites Dak's hand.
"You stupid idiot!"
He says as he Slaps the Llama in the face.
The children begin crying and running for their lives.
The meter cop turns around to sees Dak standing over a cowering Llama
Dak's cover is blown( or so he thinks) and he runs toward the man, face red, eyes bloodshot.
The man runs for his life. Dak jumps on the back of an Emu and a high speed chase ensues.
Dak catches the man, shoves the ticket in his mouth and slaps him 3 times unconscious.
Dak reaches into the mans pockets to grab the ticket book, so he can burn it and destroy any evidence of the ticket. As he grabs the book, a piece of paper falls out. It says:
"Application For Cowboys Water Boy"
The mans cell phone begins to ring. Dak picks up the phone and a familiar voice begins to speak. Its his manager congratulating the man on getting the job.
Dak hangs up the phone, takes a sip of the bottle, jumps back on the emu and rides off into the sunset as police sirens are heard approaching the petting zoo.
Dak is so immature.
#DontpayDak
Garrett is killing the talent on this team.- The Garrett Era .
yea yea, you're going to get into the playoffs by default and think you accomplished something
We're co-writing the book.
Gather more deets so we can put together a detailed timeline.
I'll get with my source and gather all the Intel possible.
#DontpayDak