What will you do to celebrate once Garrett is finally gone?

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I love my cowboys, but never thought Garrett was a good choice in anyway shape or form. This was a huge Jerry blunder that I'm not sure many of us will every recover fully from. Having said that, I'm planning how I'm going to "hopefully" celebrate once it becomes official and Garrett has finally left the building so here it goes-

Firstly I will call all my friends so we can celebrate and left off some steam that it's finally over. I will plan a party to be taken place at my house where I will serve smoked brisket with alcoholic beverages of all flavors and types.
I will make sure that we each get an opportunity to hug each others necks as we shed a few tears of joy that the impossible has finally happened.

Once everyone has left my home, I will fire up the hotub outside and invite my wife for a brandy and a foot rub... She likes brandy, so hopefully this will ready her for some post garrett hanky panky. When it's all said and done, and she is fast asleep, I will log onto to cowboys zone to rub shoulders with my brothers and sisters as we celebrate the demise of the ginger puppet whom has haunted our dreams for what seems like an eternity.
 

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I love my cowboys, but never thought Garrett was a good choice in anyway shape or form. This was a huge Jerry blunder that I'm not sure many of us will every recover fully from. Having said that, I'm planning how I'm going to "hopefully" celebrate once it becomes official and Garrett has finally left the building so here it goes-

Firstly I will call all my friends so we can celebrate and left off some steam that it's finally over. I will plan a party to be taken place at my house where I will serve smoked brisket with alcoholic beverages of all flavors and types.
I will make sure that we each get an opportunity to hug each others necks as we shed a few tears of joy that the impossible has finally happened.

Once everyone has left my home, I will fire up the hotub outside and invite my wife for a brandy and a foot rub... She likes brandy, so hopefully this will ready her for some post garrett hanky panky. When it's all said and done, and she is fast asleep, I will log onto to cowboys zone to rub shoulders with my brothers and sisters as we celebrate the demise of the ginger puppet whom has haunted our dreams for what seems like an eternity.
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I love my cowboys, but never thought Garrett was a good choice in anyway shape or form. This was a huge Jerry blunder that I'm not sure many of us will every recover fully from. Having said that, I'm planning how I'm going to "hopefully" celebrate once it becomes official and Garrett has finally left the building so here it goes-

Firstly I will call all my friends so we can celebrate and left off some steam that it's finally over. I will plan a party to be taken place at my house where I will serve smoked brisket with alcoholic beverages of all flavors and types.
I will make sure that we each get an opportunity to hug each others necks as we shed a few tears of joy that the impossible has finally happened.

Once everyone has left my home, I will fire up the hotub outside and invite my wife for a brandy and a foot rub... She likes brandy, so hopefully this will ready her for some post garrett hanky panky. When it's all said and done, and she is fast asleep, I will log onto to cowboys zone to rub shoulders with my brothers and sisters as we celebrate the demise of the ginger puppet whom has haunted our dreams for what seems like an eternity.

More than likely I will be like this the following day....

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I love my cowboys, but never thought Garrett was a good choice in anyway shape or form. This was a huge Jerry blunder that I'm not sure many of us will every recover fully from. Having said that, I'm planning how I'm going to "hopefully" celebrate once it becomes official and Garrett has finally left the building so here it goes-

Firstly I will call all my friends so we can celebrate and left off some steam that it's finally over. I will plan a party to be taken place at my house where I will serve smoked brisket with alcoholic beverages of all flavors and types.
I will make sure that we each get an opportunity to hug each others necks as we shed a few tears of joy that the impossible has finally happened.

Once everyone has left my home, I will fire up the hotub outside and invite my wife for a brandy and a foot rub... She likes brandy, so hopefully this will ready her for some post garrett hanky panky. When it's all said and done, and she is fast asleep, I will log onto to cowboys zone to rub shoulders with my brothers and sisters as we celebrate the demise of the ginger puppet whom has haunted our dreams for what seems like an eternity.
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