What Garrett should do the rest of the season-just for laughs

Hagman · Dec 14, 2019

He should come out in one of those T-Rex costumes. After every play try to clap furiously with those tiny, little arms.

Bobhaze · Dec 14, 2019

willia451 said:
Why not just start subtly trolling the fans? Wear a Danny White Jersey at the Rams game. At the Eagles game, wear a custom made Barry Switzer Bomber jacket. At the Commanders game, which should be his last game as HC, wear a Bill Belichick hoodie (Cowboys version of course).

And if by some miracle they get a home playoff game against the Vikings, Seahawks, or Rams, wear a sweater that has two hands clapping front and back. But...........no clapping from Garrett himself throughout the game.

That ought to do it.

Genius. (You can’t see it but I’m clapping)

nalam · Dec 14, 2019

ShortRound131 said:
Comes out with a jock strap, outside his pants. Power move.

a la superman ! LOL

kskboys · Dec 14, 2019

Bobhaze said:
Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.

Onside kick to start the game or half.

Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.

Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.

A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.

Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.

Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

I would instantly become a HUGE JG fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ESisback · Dec 14, 2019

I’d like to see him clap, nonstop, until all the morons who’ve whined for the last ten years about clapping, would go insane and stroke out.

Red Dragon · Dec 14, 2019

In all seriousness, yes, this may be Garrett's final 3 games as an NFL coach, so he might as well go all out.

A few fake punts, surprise onsides, as the OP mentioned.
Go for it on 4th and short almost every time, unless backed deep within one's own territory.
Flea flickers, jet sweeps, everything.

Vtwin · Dec 14, 2019

Have a Dominos pizza delivered to the sideline in the 3rd quarter.

Pantone282C · Dec 14, 2019

Bobhaze said:
Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.

Onside kick to start the game or half.

Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.

Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.

A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.

Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.

Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

blueblood70 · Dec 14, 2019

come out wearing a t-shirt saying,

Jerry Who?

that would be funny and a way to bite back.. :lmao2:

Beastsfromthenfceast · Dec 14, 2019

A sign hanging from his neck that says " I'm a failure so turn out the lights" or a headset with no microphone because he doesn't use it anyways.

Pantone282C · Dec 14, 2019

Tackle one of the opponents or one of the refs.
Crank up the air horn.
Trip one of the other players if they are running a long one.
Wear a cheerleader outfit.

CouchCoach · Dec 14, 2019

I'd like to see him come out looking like Dan Ackroyd in "Trading Places", disheveled and unshaven, with something in a paper sack he keeps taking swigs out of during the game.

I'd like for him to spend all of his time checking out the cheerleaders, drool a little and grin at them.

When a player comes off the field after a good play, instead of pushing him, drunk hug him and walk back to the bench with him and ignore what's going on the field.

I'd like to see him pants Richard, run and hide behind Lawrence.

I'd like to see him run out on the field when the other offense is on the field and grab the ball and run off the field with it laughing hysterically.

I'd like to see him slink over to the other sideline and steal the other HC's little red flag.

I'd like to see him go all Moe Howard on the refs and put his fingers in their eyes, slap them and call the one with the most hair "Porcupine" and rip some hair out and address the all of the refs as Knuckleheads 1, 2 ,3 , 4, 5 and 6.

I like to see him communicate with the coaching staff with underarm farts in Morse Code.

OK, I am not goofy enough to think all of those things are going to happen but I am hopeful for a couple of them. That Garrett is one wild and crazy guy!!!!!

Beastsfromthenfceast · Dec 14, 2019

Have a player slap a kick me sign on his back.

Praxit · Dec 14, 2019

..or you can come out looking like Cutler and just not give a damn. ....

..

Beastsfromthenfceast · Dec 14, 2019

black label said:
Truth is I can't stand the sight of him. I want to drag him into a hole that has no depth

Too bad there wasn't a hole around that's deep enough.

jsb357 · Dec 14, 2019

clap a lot but miss every time and then look confused about it.

wear a landry hat one week and a jimmy johnson wig the next.

wear an "i was framed" tshirt during his post game presser.

cowboyed · Dec 14, 2019

I think he should go on "Dancing With the Stars" and feature himself as a flamenco dancer. That way he not only gets to stomp his feet but also clap his hands.

leeblair · Dec 14, 2019

He should call in sick for the rest of the year.

Keithfansince5 · Dec 14, 2019

Dress up a mannequin in his clothes with dark sunglasses and put it on the sideline and just watch the game from the coaches booth. lol

xwalker · Dec 14, 2019

Bobhaze said:
Just for grins, I would love to see Jason Garrett go scorched earth the rest of the season. Have more fun than the law allows. Wheels off, unpredictable and looking totally unlike he has for ten seasons. Have fun for a change. Why not? He could turn from being America’s most milk toast vanilla bore to being the toast of the town starting Sunday.

Some suggested moves for the “new and improved” Coach Garrett:

Wear some wild *** Hawaiian shirt on the sidelines with shades, straw fedora, cigar in mouth, and a t-shirt underneath that says “Jerry Sucks”.

Onside kick to start the game or half.

Fake punts, and/or going for it on every single 4th down.

Run the single wing with Zeke and Pollard.

A beer in one hand and one in the back pocket of his shorts.

Dance moves and lots and lots of clapping.

Near game’s end, he points to the owners box, drops his shorts and hangs a full moon over AT&T ”Stayjum”

Pull out all the stops Jason. Have some fun on your last hurrah. Show everyone you’re a real person! Lol!

In real life, not fantasy land, watch the Dolphins defense. It looks like they send 11 on the pass rush at times (not really 11 but I have seen 9).

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