If there are other teams interested in Garrett like they claim

Corso · Jan 1, 2020

Techsass said:
Tony or Ella?

Ella
I do love Tony's though.

Now this is playing...

I relate. I smile.

Beastsfromthenfceast · Jan 1, 2020

acr731 said:
No one is interested in that Jackwagon. It has become apparent that the interest by the Giants was false and there haven't been any other rumors. I personally wouldn't hire him to clean my toilets.

If you did hire him to clean your toilets you would have to hire two assistants to advise him what kind of cleaner to use.

links18 · Jan 1, 2020

Beastsfromthenfceast said:
If you did hire him to clean your toilets you would have to hire two assistants to advise him what kind of cleaner to use.

Its always Lemon Pledge, right?

waldoputty · Jan 1, 2020

acr731 said:
No one is interested in that Jackwagon. It has become apparent that the interest by the Giants was false and there haven't been any other rumors. I personally wouldn't hire him to clean my toilets.

apparently he is supposed to be really good on kneepads.
may be we can parachute him down in the middle of isis territory to be a good will ambassador

acr731 · Jan 1, 2020

Corso said:
He's a pretty good Yeller and Screamer...

Interesting about the descent.
Wild that word has such dramatic meanings...

I was just listening to Matisyahu, actually.
Good artist.

That is quite good, and very soothing..... Me, after 8 years in the military and 30 years in law enforcement, you could say I'm a bit more of a person who hovers on a razors edge. Fast and loud is still appealing. Great for weight room motivation as well. My wife hates it, and I totally understand why. But it helps keep the adrenaline flowing for me...

Floatyworm · Jan 1, 2020

acr731 said:
No one is interested in that Jackwagon. It has become apparent that the interest by the Giants was false and there haven't been any other rumors. I personally wouldn't hire him to clean my toilets.

Damn straight.....

Funny thing is....this "Giants are interested" crap...being leaked by the Giants feels like a trap. They just hope Jerry is dumb enough to fall for it. Like someone taking a kids favorite toy away. Only makes the kid want it more....and it seems to be working. Jerry and these "meetings".....aren't a good sign.

FuzzyLumpkins · Jan 1, 2020

Alexander said:
Who is "they"?

Jerry Jones?

All I see are a bunch of teams lining up copious interviews.

Nobody is waiting on Garrett's contract to toll.

it's not just Jones. Dilfer -who has no DFW connections- says the same thing.

Now find a source for the "no one will hire him" position.

His contract runs out January 14th.

PA Cowboy Fan · Jan 1, 2020

FuzzyLumpkins said:
it's not just Jones. Dilfer -who has no DFW connections- says the same thing.

Now find a source for the "no one will hire him" position.

His contract runs out January 14th.

They don't seem to be waiting for him to get free.

joe_vato · Jan 1, 2020

I can’t believe that there could possibly be any other team in the NFL interested in the clap. Are there??

Alexander · Jan 1, 2020

FuzzyLumpkins said:
it's not just Jones. Dilfer -who has no DFW connections- says the same thing.

Now find a source for the "no one will hire him" position.

His contract runs out January 14th.

Dilfer could be his weekend BBQ buddy for all we know. I don't give what he says a second of serious consideration.

I can only go off what I see. The teams that need head coaches are not waiting on Jerry Jones to move on.

Wolfpack · Jan 1, 2020

Can you put a mod on ignore?

Tired of the double speak. It’s ridiculous.

buybuydandavis · Jan 1, 2020

leeblair said:
It truly is a sad commentary on how far the talent level and professionalism in the NFL has fallen.
Why would any other franchise want to bring the circus that has become the Cowboys to their club?
Garrett has not shown the ability to make any franchise better.
He has shown that hundreds of millions of dollars in talent would be wasted under him.
If teams are serious about winning, I can't see them seriously being interested in Jason Garrett.
I wonder if Jerry is trying to hype interest in Garrett with this delay in order to make the last thirteen years not seem so farfetched.

A lack of interest in Garrett around the league would be a strong reason for a delay. Face saving to have all the HC positions disappear before Garrett hit the market.

cowboy_ron · Jan 1, 2020

There's not

Cover 2 · Jan 1, 2020

The Ominous said:
I'm tired of this nonsense. Bunch of kindergartners in a micro circle jerk. And no, I'm not talking about cowboys zone.

Jared from Subway likes that image

Corso · Jan 1, 2020

acr731 said:
That is quite good, and very soothing..... Me, after 8 years in the military and 30 years in law enforcement, you could say I'm a bit more of a person who hovers on a razors edge. Fast and loud is still appealing. Great for weight room motivation as well. My wife hates it, and I totally understand why. But it helps keep the adrenaline flowing for me...

Fist to chest homie.
Always here to talk too.

Chocolate Lab · Jan 1, 2020

Beastsfromthenfceast said:
If you did hire him to clean your toilets you would have to hire two assistants to advise him what kind of cleaner to use.

And those assistants better keep their heads on a swivel.

DanTanna · Jan 1, 2020

I know as a matter of fact that Jason Garrett can take the Browns to the Superbowl.

TwoCentPlain · Jan 1, 2020

acr731 said:
No one is interested in that Jackwagon. It has become apparent that the interest by the Giants was false and there haven't been any other rumors. I personally wouldn't hire him to clean my toilets.

For those who don't know what a jack wagon is

:
Jack wagon
n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.

When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon."

The only time I heard this was in a GEICO commercial: Here, have a tissue, jack wagon. Jack wagon sums up Garrett in a nutshell.

Kaiser · Jan 1, 2020

FuzzyLumpkins said:
Now find a source for the "no one will hire him" position..

People in the NFL would be be violating the league's tampering rules and triggering fines and penalties if they commented on Garrett taking their position.

And because they haven't done that, we have to suffer through threads like this.

cityochamps · Jan 1, 2020

leeblair said:
It truly is a sad commentary on how far the talent level and professionalism in the NFL has fallen.
Why would any other franchise want to bring the circus that has become the Cowboys to their club?
Garrett has not shown the ability to make any franchise better.
He has shown that hundreds of millions of dollars in talent would be wasted under him.
If teams are serious about winning, I can't see them seriously being interested in Jason Garrett.
I wonder if Jerry is trying to hype interest in Garrett with this delay in order to make the last thirteen years not seem so farfetched.

I heard this team is looking at Jason's resume..

If there are other teams interested in Garrett like they claim

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