News: DC: Mick Shots: Y'all Want Jerry To Shake A Leg

Common Sense · Jan 3, 2020

Corso said:
Rowr, Mick.
You saucy check-licker.

I firmly believe that Mickey knows what Jerry's shoes taste like.

Tass · Jan 3, 2020

rags747 said:
May have been asked before, but are these the same girl in your sig? If so Bravo to her! She looks Dynamite...

Yep...same

Tass · Jan 3, 2020

blueblood70 said:
you fans are insane, Mick is spot on

I don't think any of us are pissed because the new guy is not hired yet.

We were pissed because the guy we are ostensibly moving on from was still hanging around the facility.

Clear him out so the search can commence!

rags747 · Jan 3, 2020

Tass said:
Yep...same

Absolutely Phenomenal! Congrats to the both of you

Fmart322 · Jan 3, 2020

Tass said:
I think this little turd is #3 on the Hate List, right behind Garrett and Jerry.

It was people like Mickey that made me stop ordering the Dallas Cowboys weekly back in the day before the internet.
I can only take so much smoke, sunshine and rainbows blown up my backside.
I prefer real news that sometimes are critical pieces to a kumbaya love fest.

Fmart322 · Jan 3, 2020

Richmond Cowboy said:
Can his *** too.

Along with Rowdy.

Fmart322 · Jan 3, 2020

birdwells1 said:
Article from December 22, 2002

Bill Parcells and Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys' owner, met for five hours Wednesday at a New Jersey airport in what Parcells described as a discussion involving ''pro football, philosophy and the Cowboys.''

Parcells, in a statement to ESPN, where he works as an N.F.L. analyst, said he had not been offered the Dallas coaching job, adding: ''Any speculation about the Cowboys' head coaching job would be premature at this time. I have spoken to Jerry Jones several times over the years.''

Jones told Bloomberg News: ''I respect him and I respect his football knowledge. We didn't talk about the job of coaching the Dallas Cowboys. We just had general talks about football and the N.F.L.''

With a 27-3 loss against the visiting Philadelphia Eagles last night, Dallas (5-10) sank to its third consecutive 10-loss season under Coach Dave Campo; the Cowboys went 5-11 his first two seasons.

In Campo's defense, not that deserves it but he had some of the worst teams in Cowboys history. Not that I wish he had another chance with this current group, or any of Garrett's teams, I wonder how he would have fared. I wouldn't be surprised if Campo beat Garrett head to head.

birdwells1 · Jan 3, 2020

Fmart322 said:
In Campo's defense, not that deserves it but he had some of the worst teams in Cowboys history. Not that I wish he had another chance with this current group, or any of Garrett's teams, I wonder how he would have fared. I wouldn't be surprised if Campo beat Garrett head to head.

Him getting "pants" by Pacman Jones on Hard Knocks told me all I needed to know about him being a leader of men.

HowardC · Jan 3, 2020

Fmart322 said:
In Campo's defense, not that deserves it but he had some of the worst teams in Cowboys history. Not that I wish he had another chance with this current group, or any of Garrett's teams, I wonder how he would have fared. I wouldn't be surprised if Campo beat Garrett head to head.

Campo's task was the epitome of trying to turn chicken **** into chicken salad...

I still feel a bit sorry for him because of the bag of *** Jerruh handed him.

Fmart322 · Jan 3, 2020

birdwells1 said:
Him getting "pants" by Pacman Jones on Hard Knocks told me all I needed to know about him being a leader of men.

True, he wasn't a real man. I'm talking about his coaching compared to Jason Garrett coaching.

blueblood70 · Jan 3, 2020

Tass said:
I don't think any of us are pissed because the new guy is not hired yet.

We were pissed because the guy we are ostensibly moving on from was still hanging around the facility.

Clear him out so the search can commence!

its an Elitist attitude of the fans to make demands or have expectations an Owner of a 5billion dollar company has to appease you by doing it in your time frame..

trust me they have their list, Garetts announcement is not important as they know who and when they will setting up interviews with and when it becomes apparent they need to release a presser or a simple announcement with a quote that Garetts 100% been let go, they will.

theres enough truth to all the rumors from enough sources that we KNOW Gareets not goign to be the head coach in 2020..so relax and let the process work(see what i did lmao) :lmao2:

GORICO · Jan 3, 2020

HowardC said:
I think that Urban Meyer could be that guy. I personally wish they'd bring Jim Harbaugh in because he got Kaepernick to the SB and I think that Dak is comparable to him.

yeah i want Jim too....but if it occured i can see the fireworks already between him and Jerry

blueblood70 · Jan 3, 2020

GORICO said:
yeah i want Jim too....but if it occured i can see the fireworks already between him and Jerry

if im not mistaken the architect of that offense was Baltimore's OC ie Roman why go after a Michigan failure and go for who hot now in Roman? straight to the source

GORICO · Jan 3, 2020

blueblood70 said:
if im not mistaken the architect of that offense was Baltimore's OC ie Roman why go after a Michigan failure and go for who hot now in Roman? straight to the source

let me ask you....do you think we need an offensive or defensive minded HC?

blueblood70 · Jan 3, 2020

GORICO said:
let me ask you....do you think we need an offensive or defensive minded HC?

I dont think it matters IMO

if the new HC brings a string OC and DC and say go access the current players, the draft, and upcoming FAS and set them both up to succeed, thats what we need.... a walk around coach who is afield general and knows how to let his coordinators just coach..

The HC should ntk be leabni g heavy one way or the other IMO, they should make sure we play well in all phses.. our biggest weakness this year was Special Teams, then its split between O and D..we simply need a HC that makes sure he has the best staff to run all this and when they are getting out of oline, put them back quickly..

plymkr · Jan 3, 2020

BrAinPaiNt said:
As usual Mickey tries to stack the deck and say we are all impatient while pointing out the Jerry typically takes his time naming a new HC after the season.

What he fails to understand is the fans are impatient on official word that Jason is no longer the HC. Because when Jerry thinks it's time to let a coach go (even if that is longer than us) he does it quickly.

Let's get that out of the way first. It's one argument that we as fans are impatient for the New HC and Jerry has shown he will take some time to name new HC.... However he is normally not as slow when getting rid of when he does.

Right!! Chan Gailey and Switzer was pretty much out the door the next day or so. Even Parcells was out within a couple days, even though Jerry stated he wanted him to stay. This is the longest it has gone with the HC that should be fired and no official word. It's frustrating.

eromeopolk · Jan 3, 2020

Reality said:
Mick Shots: Y'all Want Jerry To Shake A Leg

So we hurry up and wait.

Read Full Story

Mickey is a brown nose in Jerry enema extraction. Jerry Jones fired Landry the night before he bought the team having dinner with Jimmy Johnson in Tom Landry's favorite Tex Mex restrauant. Jones fired Johnson after getting snubbed on a toast by Jimmy Johnson and People Jerry fired from the Cowboys. He called the reporters to him that same night to tell them he could get 500 coaches to coach the Cowboys Super Bowl teams and that he would hire Barry Switzer. He meet with Parcells in December while Campo was still the Head Coach to replace him. He hired Jason Garrett almost a month before hiring Son of a Bum.

Therefore Mickey is either an awful reporter, a liar, a brown nose, or all three. Jerry Jones can make up his mind quick fast and in a hurry. But, to give back the control he never should have had is the problem for a old man that fits the drunk, lots of cash and no class title he deserves for destroying a NFL Dynasty in 2 years and not getting pass an divisional round game since 1995.

OmerV · Jan 3, 2020

Shake a leg? Like the Hokey Pokey?

Mannix · Jan 3, 2020

First of all Mickey, you are from Chicago....so please do not try and get in our good graces by using "Y'all" in your title. Second of all, can you not just go the hell away.....NOBODY except Jerry likes you!!!

Corso · Jan 3, 2020

birdwells1 said:
Him getting "pants" by Pacman Jones on Hard Knocks told me all I needed to know about him being a leader of men.

I believe that was Terence Newman that pants him.

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