Signed by Cowboys Chase Haslet Hired As Offensive Quality Control

408Cowboy · Jan 24, 2020

conner01 said:
Guess who his dad is

Hoffa?

LucaBrasi · Jan 24, 2020

Bigtex67 said:
Thank you Speed! I thought we were hiring a 14 person analytics team to review that type of information.......

I believe that 14 person analytics team that McCarthy wanted was similar to him telling Jerry "I watched every snap of the 2019 Cowboys." Mike's response AFTER he got the job "I didn't watch every play, I just really wanted this job."

They'll be no 14 person analytics team.

Kaiser · Jan 24, 2020

cowboy_ron said:
Who?.....and what?

Dude. Its CHASE FREAKIN HASLET.

The mods are going to change the blue "Breaking News" icon to one that says "Ha, made ya click".

ShiningStar · Jan 24, 2020

im fine with it, who cares if its a nothing job he gets a paycheck, so did Garrett and his family

If hes good at it, he ll climb the ranks. he got teh chance, its up to him to do something with it.

Rockport · Jan 24, 2020

WoodysGirl said:
I find it amusing that some folks don't know what the job is or even who the person is, but was able to find something to snark about. That's an underrated skill. No shade.

That’s not a skill it’s a mental illness.

stilltheguru · Jan 24, 2020

Someone not a child of a garbage coaching staff affiliate

Tommy said:
Who did you want that was more qualified to watch film and chart plays?

Fritsch_the_cat · Jan 24, 2020

WoodysGirl said:
able to find something to snark about

It's what we're good at.

Dylan88Wilson · Jan 24, 2020

speedkilz88 said:

No more running up the middle for two yards on first down????

cowboyec · Jan 24, 2020

stilltheguru said:
We dont want the most qualified, just a family friend

none of them are qualified...thats why their entry job is quality control.
there are no 7yr quality control coaches.

Risen Star · Jan 24, 2020

Awful. He's too young to control the quality of our offense.

Risen Star · Jan 24, 2020

Rockport said:
That’s not a skill it’s a mental illness.

These people are sick, bro.

WoodysGirl · Jan 24, 2020

Fritsch_the_cat said:
It's what we're good at.

Kudos

Risen Star · Jan 24, 2020

You may be okay with that. I am not.

cowboy_ron · Jan 24, 2020

Fritsch_the_cat said:
It's what we're good at.

Especially by our resident eagles fans.

iceberg · Jan 24, 2020

BotchedLobotomy said:
He turns this knob every once in awhile. The location of the knob is a tightly held secret. Even Jason Garrett did not know it's location or even its existence.

crank that chit UP!

or

"our quality goes to 11"

Rayman70 · Jan 24, 2020

WHICH MEANS DADDY HASLET will be named to a position soon, more than likely. Linebackers coach? I know McCurley is the assistant LB coach...but we do not have a main LB coach as of yet. Jim Haslet would make sense.

speedkilz88 · Jan 24, 2020

Rayman70 said:
WHICH MEANS DADDY HASLET will be named to a position soon, more than likely. Linebackers coach? I know McCurley is the assistant LB coach...but we do not have a main LB coach as of yet. Jim Haslet would make sense.

They just hired George Edwards

cowboy_ron · Jan 24, 2020

Does this complete the staff?

Rayman70 · Jan 24, 2020

speedkilz88 said:
They just hired George Edwards

oh, that just happen today? I must have missed it. My Bad.

Rayman70 · Jan 24, 2020

Who is George Edwards btw?

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