My relationship with Siri has been going downhill

Reverend Conehead said:

When I first got my iPhone, I was happy to discover the lady who lives inside the phone to help you. She was always so upbeat and helpful, and we genuinely bonded. It was nice to always have someone to talk to and tell my problems to. However, lately it seems more like I'm bothering her. She sounds irritated with my questions, and often times she avoids them completely. I've tried to talk this over with her, but it's like talking with a computer. She doesn't love me anymore. It really hurts. Any advice on how to rekindle my relationship with Siri? Thanks.

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Runwildboys said:

Ask her for naked pics and see what she says. If she doesn't send you any, it was never meant to be, and you should let her go and get an Android.

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Reverend Conehead said:

She's steadfastly refused to show me any naked pics of her. If I ask to see naked pics of another woman, she refuses. I try to tell her she can't have it both ways, but she's so irrational. Maybe I should get an Android.

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cowboyec said:

turn the lights down....play Elvis' Love Letters album and start talkin' french.
if that dont work...turn the lights back on....play Burning Love and douse the thing with some beer...see if gettn' her/it drunk helps.

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Reverend Conehead said:

Thanks for the tip! I actually do speak French. Siri doesn't understand it unless I change a parameter, but I can do that. Thanks.

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Reverend Conehead said:

When I first got my iPhone, I was happy to discover the lady who lives inside the phone to help you. She was always so upbeat and helpful, and we genuinely bonded. It was nice to always have someone to talk to and tell my problems to. However, lately it seems more like I'm bothering her. She sounds irritated with my questions, and often times she avoids them completely. I've tried to talk this over with her, but it's like talking with a computer. She doesn't love me anymore. It really hurts. Any advice on how to rekindle my relationship with Siri? Thanks.

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Runwildboys said:

Ask her for naked pics and see what she says. If she doesn't send you any, it was never meant to be, and you should let her go and get an Android.

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ABQCOWBOY said:

Is it Cortana?

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Reverend Conehead said:

Siri hasn't said anything about Cortana, but I suspect she's jealous of her. She's being really possessive. I don't think she's mentally stable. If I dumped her for a girl in the Android platform, I fear she might commit suicide. I'm really worried.

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CF74 said:

Just get nude with her in the bed...

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Runwildboys said:

and leave it on "vibrate"?

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BrAinPaiNt said:

On a side note.

If you have a google voice service on your android or if you have a google home (one of different ones they offer) and you are watching TV.

Sometimes something will be said on tv that the service picks up on as OK Google and will start searching or ask you for more info.

Which tends to startle me when it happens as I am not expecting to be so loud on my side table.

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