Bad luck season, real life not much better.
A front row ticket to see the Kool Aid man smash watermelons does the trick.
They're pretty banged up too, starting CB out, back up DE Clayborn on Vernon's side out, other starting CB Ward questionable with a groin...
Well, this is an interesting twist.
K, we're going to soap pillowcase the kicker tonight.
Wilson is about to crap triangles all over us.
Those messed up extra points are going to be the difference, aren't they?
hmmm, coulda maybe taken some time off ya think
Just put Cedrick at H-back
FALSE FART MY ***
Someone gave Zeke his sports drink, Lime Cannabis Sativa.
Taking into account everything that's happened this game, I'm kinda impressed we're actually in this.
Good pass, Dak!
Aaaand you're cut.
Just do that every down, all the way down the field.
Someone go paint "Salvation Army" on a dumpster so Zeke will go jump in it.
I will say, offense looks a tad better without LT, RT, and whatever the hell is going on now, than we did in that sweet showing against the Jets...
3 sacks, 4 hits on Wilson, almost another one, is pretty insane for a dude who hasn't balled in years
I like how the ref made sure he caught it before he threw the flag