Gorico, your platinum guarantees have a success rate of only 40% or so.
Rush for every scenario
So, it's the most meaningless of observations, but the mathematician in me can't help but notice that every single Cooper Rush game always is a...
As we all know, the Cowboys have always had a reputation for being Hollywood-ish. Loudmouthed in the 1990s, Jimmy guaranteeing victory over San...
Honestly, it would make more sense for Dak to (somewhat cynically) wait for Rush to first lose a game - such as against the Rams or Eagles - and...
Dak about to get 2016 Dak'd.
To make it cost-fair, let's make Dak the starter again, but require him to throw 7 TD passes per game.
When's the last time a Cowboys QB started his first three games 3-0?
Romo, Dak, Aikman, Bledsoe didn't. Did Staubach?
If I were McCarthy, I would let Dak start ONE game once he's healthy and tell him he must turn in the performance of his life or else Rush is...
The NFL.was a lot funner back then. No excessive celebration penalties. There would surely be such flags flying even just for running to the...
Jerry could make Ryan Leaf seem like Joe Montana.
Headbutting?.....the dude must have CTE.
Gogan and E. Williams were both nasty. The difference was Gogan was dirty, too.
Imagine an offensive line comprised of two Larry Allen's at guard...
On pace for a 34-sack season!
Look, OP, don't take offense, but your "guaranteed" victories have historically had a less than 50% record.
That game was a true tale of two cities game. First half Dallas was utterly unstoppable. Emmitt looked like he might seriously threaten Payton's...
1994: only 20 sacks allowed during entire regular season
1995: only 18 sacks allowed
1996: only 19 sacks allowed
If I'm not mistaken, during...
At this rate, the Cowboys best strategy would be to put 12 men on the field and hope the refs don't notice the extra offensive lineman.
Knowing our front office, though, if we took Watt we wouldn't then draft Parsons in 2021.
I've come to see things differently: rather than Dallas being jobbed out of a win, or blowing a chance to win, the Cowboys were lucky to even be...