Shake_Tiller
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10 Emmitt Smith has credited Norv with helping him to develop the disco-ready moves that won “Dancing with the Stars.”
9) No more dull “three yards and a cloud of dust.” A Norval Turner anagram: “Rant, run lover!”
8) Tony Romo can develop under the man who made Kerry Collins a Raider legend.
7) If Terrell Owens causes problems, Norv can tap into old connections to have crazed bikers from Raider Nation sort him out.
6) Taking a page from Jimmy Johnson, Norv can tell the world, “Put it in three inch letters: We WILL win the coin toss!”
5) By joining Norv on the coaching staff, Dave Campo can tell skeptics among the defensive players: “Hey, my record as a head coach was really no worse than the guy in charge here.”
4) During halftime of the Commanders game, Norv can go to the visiting team owners’ box and “pants” Daniel Snyder.
3) No more man boob jokes about the Cowboys head coach.
2) Members of the 1990s Cowboys dynasty can re-open the “White House” in solidarity with the new head coach.
And the number one reason to be pleased with the choice of Norv Turner as head coach...
If Norv needs to be fired, Jerry Jones can do it on Halloween while wearing an Al “Gee, I Look Like a Psycho” Davis monster mask and wearing the Official NFL Licensed Daniel Snyder shoe lifts.
9) No more dull “three yards and a cloud of dust.” A Norval Turner anagram: “Rant, run lover!”
8) Tony Romo can develop under the man who made Kerry Collins a Raider legend.
7) If Terrell Owens causes problems, Norv can tap into old connections to have crazed bikers from Raider Nation sort him out.
6) Taking a page from Jimmy Johnson, Norv can tell the world, “Put it in three inch letters: We WILL win the coin toss!”
5) By joining Norv on the coaching staff, Dave Campo can tell skeptics among the defensive players: “Hey, my record as a head coach was really no worse than the guy in charge here.”
4) During halftime of the Commanders game, Norv can go to the visiting team owners’ box and “pants” Daniel Snyder.
3) No more man boob jokes about the Cowboys head coach.
2) Members of the 1990s Cowboys dynasty can re-open the “White House” in solidarity with the new head coach.
And the number one reason to be pleased with the choice of Norv Turner as head coach...
If Norv needs to be fired, Jerry Jones can do it on Halloween while wearing an Al “Gee, I Look Like a Psycho” Davis monster mask and wearing the Official NFL Licensed Daniel Snyder shoe lifts.
