10 reasons why Dallas will lose Saturday

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10.Bradie James.
9. Roy Williams
8. Anthony Henry
7. Marco Rivera
6. Chris Canty
5. Marcus"Oops,I did it again" Spears.
4. Tony Sparano
3. Seattle weather
2. Zimmer
1. Bill Parcells

Feel free to come up with your own list.
 
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10) Wet ball
9) Carrie Underwood
8) Jerry Jones Nose Job Karma
7) No Pass Rush
6) Walter Jones
5) Marco Rivera
4) "25 Million Reasons to live" not getting involved early
3) Bill Parcells Gatorade Commercial
2) The "12th Man" l:jerk:
1) Terrance Newman confidence after getting "Furry'ied"
 

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Artie Lange;1287871 said:
10.Bradie James.
9. Roy Williams
8. Anthony Henry
7. Marco Rivera
6. Chris Canty
5. Marcus"Oops,I did it again" Spears.
4. Tony Sparano
3. Seattle weather
2. Zimmer
1. Bill Parcells

Feel free to come up with your own list.


Do you ever have anything positive to write?
 

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Artie Lange;1287871 said:
10.Bradie James.
9. Roy Williams
8. Anthony Henry
7. Marco Rivera
6. Chris Canty
5. Marcus"Oops,I did it again" Spears.
4. Tony Sparano
3. Seattle weather
2. Zimmer
1. Bill Parcells

Feel free to come up with your own list.

Didn't you just read/hear John Kitna?

Bradie James at 10? He has to be at least 2 or 3.:D
 

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1. Terence Newman gives up 3 TDs
2. Owens drops 8 balls.
3. Romo is starting
4. Bradie James has a pulse, therefore, he is allowed to start
5. Zimmer creates a beautiful blitz package; Parcells nixes it.
6. Furrey decided to make an surprise appearance and torches our secondary just for the hell of it.
7. Parcells embraces Owens, Owens feels loved, and thus content with his new relationship with Bill, opts to stay on the sideline talking to Bill for the second half.
8. JJ runs wild. But without the ball.
9. Henry gets a pick and returns it for a TD. Problem is, by the time he scores, the game is long over and the stadium has been closed for the night.
10. Spears registers 4 sacks.........on Romo, on the sideline. Exasperated, he announces, "See, I can get to the QB."
 

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Sparano? What the heck has he done wrong this year?
 

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All these lists are wrong considering we are going to win
 

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Artie Lange;1287871 said:
10.Bradie James.
9. Roy Williams
8. Anthony Henry
7. Marco Rivera
6. Chris Canty
5. Marcus"Oops,I did it again" Spears.
4. Tony Sparano
3. Seattle weather
2. Zimmer
1. Bill Parcells

Feel free to come up with your own list.


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theogt;1287948 said:
Sparano? What the heck has he done wrong this year?


Well he was shot by his uncle, almost had an affair with Juliana Margolese and then his underling Chris did the deed with Juliana in his place. He also didn't to much to ensure his gay captain was not killed.
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;1287919 said:
Do you ever have anything positive to write?
he's canadian. who cares what this guy thinks. go watch some hockey
 

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CanadianCowboysFan;1287919 said:
Do you ever have anything positive to write?

After losing to a 2-13 team at home,is there anything positive to write?
 

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bigbadroy;1288027 said:
he's canadian. who cares what this guy thinks. go watch some hockey

haha...
Canada:World leader in being north to the USA.
 

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Artie Lange;1288034 said:
After losing to a 2-13 team at home,is there anything positive to write?


yeah there is... we lost to a team with a poor record that could score against alot of good teams... we turned the ball over and gave them the game... this can be corrected....

and... oh yeah...

in spite of loss... we are still playing and they as well as many other teams are NOT.


Need more?
 

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wow what a great thread?

Anything else we should sulk and complain about.

This has been the worst week leading to a playoff game ever. Terrible.

The city of Dallas stinks, the whole dfw area stinks, the local dfw media stinks and this type of thread stinks.

No us against them type attitude at all. Terrible. Its more like when we lose....this and that.

I am so dissapointed in this city and this attitude. I thought when I moved here people actually cared about the team and really got into it. Sadly enough I am not even sure half the city knows there is a game this week. I really think some people think we already lost and the season is over.
 

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Artie Lange;1288034 said:
After losing to a 2-13 team at home,is there anything positive to write?

Do U honestly believe that we would lose to them now when it really matters?no way.that game meant nothing.there was no way philly was losing and BP knew it.
 

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Have any of you guys seen the real Artie Lang? Thats this guys idol?:lmao:
 

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Artie Lange;1288039 said:
haha...
Canada:World leader in being north to the USA.


Um, if you are going to be a butthead, at least use the right word preposition, we are north "of" the USA, not north "to" the USA.

I would love to respond in kind but you see attacks on other posters based on where they live are not allowed.
 
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