2-0? Obligatory Whining Post.

Kilyin

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So the team is undefeated. You wanna act like a homer? Skins defense looks good, Giants may be down but they aren't out, and all the analysts (like Sterling Sharpe) think the Eagles can still bounce back.

Tony Romo has played well against crappy teams and played downright bad against them too. Just 4 games ago, he dropped the ball against the Detroit Lions. We're never going to find another Quarterback like Aikman. Get ready for another decade long draught.

Our defense is swiss cheese. Who knows when Newman will be back. He's still collecting a check so what does he care. You don't expect him to play through pain because our offense is clicking a little do you?

Henry plays well unless he's covering Plaxico Burress, but he's about as sturdy as paper thin glass. Shoulda never cut Aaron Glenn. He was old and couldn't play ST, but at least he could cover Burress when he wasn't staring into the backfield like the rest of our scrub corners. Roy Williams just doesn't have it anymore. Hope you downloaded his rookie highlight reels because that person no longer exists.

DeMarcus Ware has no sacks. We should have drafted Shawne Merriman. Bobby Who? Anthony Spencer? Zimmerman left town and we still can't get to the Quarterback. Wade Phillips got run out of town in Buffalo and he's headed for the same fate here in Dallas. Jerry Jones is the worst GM in the NFL. We could have Joey Galloway and TO on the field instead of an oft-injured Terry Glenn and Patrick Crayton. Way to piss away our first round draft picks, Jerruh.

There's no way we can beat the Bears. They're just too good. And we suck. Rex Grossman is going to have a career game. Plus, they have Devin Hester, and we have.. Patrick Crayton and Keith Davis. Might as well just step aside and let him high step it into the house.

We shoulda drafted Steven Jackson. Julius Jones is the next Troy Hambrick. TO is a cancer and Marion Barber can't carry the load.
 

tunahelper

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Greg Ellis achilles heel is his achilles heel

Jones will never be a feature back

Flo will cost a drive or two a week because of false starts

All Spears needs is a scheme suited for the 1st round busts and he will be all-
pro.

Terry Glenn will never see the field again

Why did Parcells leave

TO will explode Sunday night when we get killed by the Bears.

Is this Negative enough?
 

Kilyin

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And let's not forget, we have to play the Patriots this year. No way we're winning that game. You think Belicheat is gonna play fair now? He's just going a little more deeper into the technical underground. The Pats have Tommy Brady at the helm and all those weapons (ala Randy Moss - Hi Greg!). They could give us their playbook on Saturday and still win.

Munchis Out!
 

SupermanXx

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Papa Johns and Dr. Pepper are tha future of Amerrika

Jerry Jones, OUT.

*gun shot noise*
 

DallasDomination

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You are not a cowboys fan:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


I'm down to Earth and even I'm not that negative....The Bears are not that good, dont be a fool lol. We can beat them, any given Sunday. And you talk about romo playing bad, Well you must have not watched Him play then. t.O is a cancer?..Really what has He done to hust the team?..JJ is the next hambrick?..I guess Buddy.
 

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DallasDomination;1660502 said:
You are not a cowboys fan:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


I'm down to Earth and even I'm not that negative....The Bears are not that good, dont be a fool lol. We can beat them, any given Sunday. And you talk about romo playing bad, Well you must have not watched Him play then. t.O is a cancer?..Really what has He done to hust the team?..JJ is the next hambrick?..I guess Buddy.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dense
 

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I hope the reverse psychology works. This is reverse psychology right?

Geez now I am confused and feeling bad.

<reaching for my crying towel>

Where is that pesky Dr. Phil when you need him?

:laugh1:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1660633 said:
I hope the reverse psychology works. This is reverse psychology right?

Geez now I am confused and feeling bad.

<reaching for my crying towel>

Where is that pesky Dr. Phil when you need him?

:laugh1:
Hiding from you. He needed therapy after meeting you.
 

BrAinPaiNt

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Hostile;1660653 said:
Hiding from you. He needed therapy after meeting you.

I have tried to explain to him that I was not attempting to hump his leg.

What happened was I was walking over to where he was sitting. I tripped and while falling grabbed his leg. Then I tried to use his leg to help get back up to the standing position but kept tripping.

That is my story and I am sticking to it.:laugh2:
 

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I have no clue how in the world this whining thread has made it this far without a Brady Quinn reference...

Where's McCordsville when you really need him??? :mad:
 

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DallasEast;1660674 said:
I have no clue how in the world this whining thread has made it this far without a Brady Quinn reference...

Where's McCordsville when you really need him??? :mad:


We should have drafted Brady Quinn

we would be 2-0 with umm 100 points scored in two games!

romo sucks!!!!
 
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