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Since the next mini-camp--you know, the one with TO--is June 2, we know that next week will be just FILLED with stories about TO, TO & Bill, TO & Drew, TO & Jerruh, TO & Jerruh & Bill, TO & Bill & Drew, TO sneezed, TO blinked at Bill so he's causing trouble, Bill coughed so he must hate Jerruh because of TO... Well, you get the drill.
Anyway, to kill time, I thought I'd do up this little quiz for everyone:
1) The approximate number of TO-related stories this coming week will be:
a) 20
b) 20 per hour
c) 20 per minute
d) 20 to the 12th power, compounding every 5 minutes, depending on the crankiness of Galloway/JFE/Hansen &/or the size of the smirk on TO's face.
2) The first story will show up:
a) tomorrow
b) Monday, May 29
c) Thursday, May 25
d) as soon as Galloway & Hansen throw their next tantrum & need something to rant about
3) The number of reporters sent to cover training camp:
a) 50
b) 100
c) 250
d) will outnumber the players & coaching staff by a 100:1 margin
4) The number of questions that will be asked of/about anyone other than TO:
a) 1
b) 5
c) 10
d) There are other players on the team?
5) The stupidest comments will come from:
a) Ed Werder, with his cheeseball, 70s-porno-star mustache (really Ed--it wasn't even cool on Freddie Mercury back when Queen was big)
b) JFE & her new shrew-harpie thing going on
c) the dinosaurs Galloway & Hansen
d) Who are we kidding? Ric Renner has the all-time lock on stupid comments! Apparently that's his purpose in life.
6) The criticism of the TO signing:
a) will rapidly escalate to dog-whistle pitch as the media shrieks become shriller & shriller
b) will continue until the core of the earth cools
c) will cause Galloway's & Hansen's heads to do a really cool Scanners-type explosion, complete with all the throbbing & bulging first
d) Attention media: Get over it. The story is old & tired. We're long since over it. He's signed. Deal with it.
Anyway, to kill time, I thought I'd do up this little quiz for everyone:
1) The approximate number of TO-related stories this coming week will be:
a) 20
b) 20 per hour
c) 20 per minute
d) 20 to the 12th power, compounding every 5 minutes, depending on the crankiness of Galloway/JFE/Hansen &/or the size of the smirk on TO's face.
2) The first story will show up:
a) tomorrow
b) Monday, May 29
c) Thursday, May 25
d) as soon as Galloway & Hansen throw their next tantrum & need something to rant about
3) The number of reporters sent to cover training camp:
a) 50
b) 100
c) 250
d) will outnumber the players & coaching staff by a 100:1 margin
4) The number of questions that will be asked of/about anyone other than TO:
a) 1
b) 5
c) 10
d) There are other players on the team?
5) The stupidest comments will come from:
a) Ed Werder, with his cheeseball, 70s-porno-star mustache (really Ed--it wasn't even cool on Freddie Mercury back when Queen was big)
b) JFE & her new shrew-harpie thing going on
c) the dinosaurs Galloway & Hansen
d) Who are we kidding? Ric Renner has the all-time lock on stupid comments! Apparently that's his purpose in life.
6) The criticism of the TO signing:
a) will rapidly escalate to dog-whistle pitch as the media shrieks become shriller & shriller
b) will continue until the core of the earth cools
c) will cause Galloway's & Hansen's heads to do a really cool Scanners-type explosion, complete with all the throbbing & bulging first
d) Attention media: Get over it. The story is old & tired. We're long since over it. He's signed. Deal with it.
