A joke i read on another board....

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employee: Boss, I can't come in to work today.

boss: Why, what's wrong?

employee: I've been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma.

boss: What's Anal Glaucoma?

employee: It means I can't see my *** coming in to work today!!!!



I thought it was pretty funny, so i thought i would share it with ya'll. :D
 
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sayyyyyyy, you oughta save THAT one WL1 and work yourself up a little act... you'll WOW'EM down at the local VFW on open-mike night!! :p
 

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DallasCowpoke said:
sayyyyyyy, you oughta save THAT one WL1 and work yourself up a little act... you'll WOW'EM down at the local VFW on open-mike night!! :p
LOL, don't be an arsehole :D
 

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DallasCowpoke said:
why not, it's served me well up to now!!?? ;)
LOL, You should really get your act on tour. You will be the next Eddie Murphy, George Lopez , the next Jeff Foxworthy. Arsehole! :p
 
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RoyWillisill said:
LOL, You should really get your act on tour. You will be the next Eddie Murphy, George Lopez , the next Jeff Foxworthy. Arsehole! :p

lol, 1 problem... i'm not mexican, black OR a one-trick-pony redneck!! ;)
 
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