A joke i read on another board....

[Mamba]

employee: Boss, I can't come in to work today.

boss: Why, what's wrong?

employee: I've been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma.

boss: What's Anal Glaucoma?

employee: It means I can't see my *** coming in to work today!!!!



I thought it was pretty funny, so i thought i would share it with ya'll.

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

sayyyyyyy, you oughta save THAT one WL1 and work yourself up a little act... you'll WOW'EM down at the local VFW on open-mike night!!

 

[Mamba]

sayyyyyyy, you oughta save THAT one WL1 and work yourself up a little act... you'll WOW'EM down at the local VFW on open-mike night!!

LOL, don't be an arsehole

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

LOL, don't be an arsehole

why not, it's served me well up to now!!??

 

[Mamba]

why not, it's served me well up to now!!??

LOL, You should really get your act on tour. You will be the next Eddie Murphy, George Lopez , the next Jeff Foxworthy. Arsehole!

 

[DallasCowpoke111]

LOL, You should really get your act on tour. You will be the next Eddie Murphy, George Lopez , the next Jeff Foxworthy. Arsehole!

lol, 1 problem... i'm not mexican, black OR a one-trick-pony redneck!!

 

[Mamba]

lol, 1 problem... i'm not mexican, black OR a one-trick-pony redneck!!

what are you ? other ?