AGAIN...Relax We Are Fine...

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I mentioned this yesterday and seem to be forced to once again bring us off the ledge. Be positive like many in the forum are asking.

We are 2-2...we could be 0-4...THAT'S A GOOD THING RIGHT,

Romo only has 5 turnovers in 4 games...a few years ago didn't he throw 5 against Buffalo...THIS IS PROGRESS,

We have a new stadium...JERRY PROMISED US 2 WINS BECAUSE OF THAT...see we can go 4-12 guaranteed,

So Garrett's "stock" has fallen a bit...He makes some very interesting callas at the wrong times...BUT THIS CAN BE USED TO OUR ADVANTAGE...what team could defense a mind that can concieve a flea flicker from the 1/2 yard line on 4th and goal (it'll come...trust me),

Wade is everyone's friend on the team...see yelling at players like Coughlin ONLY produced 1 superbowl...Cowher only 1...being their friends makes everyone feel good about a loss like this...WE ARE A FAMILY...a losing one, but a family none the less,

So our defense struggles during crutial moments...they tend to follow the example of our QB, our offense in general, and our coaches...THAT IS UNITY,

So we may not win a division game all year...WE ALWAYS HAVE 2010,

So this may be the only decade we have a losing record...ANYONE CAN HAVE AN OFF 12 OR 15 YEARS,

Follow the example of those who do not feel anything is wrong (i.e. Jerry). It's all good...

Now...let's all join hands and sing...
 

deepBLUE

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i'll sing, but i don't wanna join hands....

maybe a punter will hit the video board, again...that'll give garrett a stay of execution for a week or so...
 

casmith07

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It would be relatively interesting to see the threads after the Buffalo game last year.
 

Don Corleone

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deepBLUE;2994343 said:
maybe a punter will hit the video board, again...that'll give garrett a stay of execution for a week or so...

:laugh2:

Punters hitting the video board is no laughing matter. The Titans haven't won a game since they attacked it.
 

Vintage

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What we really need is for you to make a vid of you yelling at some coaches.

That's prolly give us an extra win or two.
 

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Vintage;2994387 said:
What we really need is for you to make a vid of you yelling at some coaches.

That's prolly give us an extra win or two.

and he could have his friend constantly pimping his next video with a new thread every 30 minutes!!
 

vicjagger

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So, are there any decent lookin' cheerleaders this year?
 

tunahelper

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I love the on the ledge comments for anyone critical of Romo and another piss poor showing in an important game.

If I am on the ledge it must be a long one because Romo not playing well in big games keeps me here?

Good post for the all is merry band of cheerleaders.
 

AKATheRake

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Vintage;2994387 said:
What we really need is for you to make a vid of you yelling at some coaches.

That's prolly give us an extra win or two.

I could go for a video of him finding Jerry and telling him there needs to be a real GM. Good luck doing that though.
 

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Quarterback Coach;2994247 said:
I mentioned this yesterday and seem to be forced to once again bring us off the ledge. Be positive like many in the forum are asking.

We are 2-2...we could be 0-4...THAT'S A GOOD THING RIGHT,

Romo only has 5 turnovers in 4 games...a few years ago didn't he throw 5 against Buffalo...THIS IS PROGRESS,

We have a new stadium...JERRY PROMISED US 2 WINS BECAUSE OF THAT...see we can go 4-12 guaranteed,

So Garrett's "stock" has fallen a bit...He makes some very interesting callas at the wrong times...BUT THIS CAN BE USED TO OUR ADVANTAGE...what team could defense a mind that can concieve a flea flicker from the 1/2 yard line on 4th and goal (it'll come...trust me),

Wade is everyone's friend on the team...see yelling at players like Coughlin ONLY produced 1 superbowl...Cowher only 1...being their friends makes everyone feel good about a loss like this...WE ARE A FAMILY...a losing one, but a family none the less,

So our defense struggles during crutial moments...they tend to follow the example of our QB, our offense in general, and our coaches...THAT IS UNITY,

So we may not win a division game all year...WE ALWAYS HAVE 2010,

So this may be the only decade we have a losing record...ANYONE CAN HAVE AN OFF 12 OR 15 YEARS,

Follow the example of those who do not feel anything is wrong (i.e. Jerry). It's all good...

Now...let's all join hands and sing...

:lmao: :lmao2: :lmao: :lmao2: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao2: :lmao: :lmao2: :lmao:

In times like this sarcasm is the perfect medicine.
 

DandyDon1722

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You...you're a funny guy.

Funny how...like I amuse you?

No, you know...just funny!
 

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Poor guy ..... his own kind will turn on him because they have no reading comprehension.
 

Vintage

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zrinkill;2994753 said:
Poor guy ..... his own kind will turn on him because they have no reading comprehension.

:lmao2:



Remember how Hostile always has the "embrace the hatred" threads. Hell, now we have Cowboy fans at each others throat. Embrace the hatred!

I love it.
 
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