AP: Browns rookie Mason arrested

[Angus]

Browns rookie Mason arrested
Wednesday, June 20, 2007

CLEVELAND Cleveland Browns rookie receiver Mike Mason was arrested Sunday after refusing demands from two off-duty police officers to leave a downtown nightclub at closing time.

Mason struggled with one of the officers and was shocked with a stun gun, Lt. Thomas Stacho said Monday. The 22-year-old Mason was charged with aggravated disorderly conduct, obstructing official business and resisting arrest - all misdemeanors.

The officers confronted Mason while trying to clear patrons from the club about 2:30 a.m. Sunday.

Mason refused orders to put down his drink and leave, and when the officers tried to take the drink, he "apparently slapped one of the officers' arms away" and the two began struggling, Stacho said.

Mason appeared in court Monday and later posted bail.

He signed with Cleveland as an undrafted free agent in May. Browns spokesman Bill Bonsiewicz said in a statement that the team was aware of Mason's arrest and "takes matters such as these very seriously."

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[Yeagermeister]

I saw this story earlier and said to myself....WHO?

 

[superpunk]

stun guns....brilliant.

"Sir, put your hands behind your back"

"I can't, you freakin' hammered me!"

 

[DanTanna]

After seeing that video they need to make those stun guns 50 times more powerful. I was fixing the oven the other day and got zapped. Woke up a from a funk and had a minty taste in my mouth.

:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

After seeing that video they need to make those stun guns 50 times more powerful. I was fixing the oven the other day and got zapped. Woke up a from a funk and had a minty taste in my mouth.

:laugh2:

You see there are these things called circuit breakers

 

[1fisher]

After seeing that video they need to make those stun guns 50 times more powerful. I was fixing the oven the other day and got zapped. Woke up a from a funk and had a minty taste in my mouth.

:laugh2:

Those things are powerful! I've seen several episodes of Cops where they use them and all I can say is DANG!!!!!!!!:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Those things are powerful! I've seen several episodes of Cops where they use them and all I can say is DANG!!!!!!!!:laugh2:

Does Buford carry a stun gun or cattle prod? :laugh2:

 

[RedLine]

stun guns....brilliant.

"Sir, put your hands behind your back"

"I can't, you freakin' hammered me!"

That was funny. I have never seen anyone get tazed so much. He must have woke up the next day an wondered what happened to him.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

The Mason Jar is a better player.

 

[1fisher]

Does Buford carry a stun gun or cattle prod? :laugh2:

both.... what do you know about a cattle prod???:laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

both.... what do you know about a cattle prod???:laugh2:

I know it hurts like a SOB

 

[5Stars]

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust




Why did these lyrics just pop in my head?

 

[1fisher]

I know it hurts like a SOB

head em' up and move em' out............:laugh2:

 

[Juke99]

Stubborn little fella that was.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

stun guns....brilliant.

"Sir, put your hands behind your back"

"I can't, you freakin' hammered me!"

:laugh2: that video is hilarious

 

[iceberg]

stun guns....brilliant.

"Sir, put your hands behind your back"

"I can't, you freakin' hammered me!"

wow - this is a part of my past i hoped would never surface....

 

[5Stars]

wow - this is a part of my past i hoped would never surface....

Did you get tasered? Enlighten us!

 

[iceberg]

Did you get tasered? Enlighten us!

it was a cold night in orlando. they don't happen often so i remembered it clearly. i was 22 and down for spring break. the running joke was going to orlando and it still being cold, so we really had no desire for the beach, but hey, it's spring break, so we should at least go see the ocean, just like in the movies - we thought.

nighttime was about 2 hours away when we got there and it being early, there was a small but still looked fun crowd getting the same early start we were. by we i mean myself, my cousin and a friend from work. we drove onto the beach and found some parking off by one of the dunes. we rented a jeep Renegade at the orlando airport and it would turn out to be a lifesaver in the end. we set up some towels at the foot of the jeep and broke out the icechest full of beers. as it was getting dark a group setup a bonfire about 20 yards from us. normally you can't do that but the mayors son was down for his break and he got some special permits or something.

anyway we were invited over so we pulled closer in the jeep, all of us getting drunker by the minute because not only were we drinking beers like there was no tomorrow, quite a few bottles were being passed around "the community" and we even had some dude on an acoustic singing bob dylan next to the fire.

i almost didn't notice the shadows behind me but "she" came over the dunes with some of her friends and asked to join the party. and that's when it got interesting.

several rounds of strip truth or dare left 2 of the girls and my cousin without a stitch of pride or clothing and for some reason one of the girls w/o pride, clothes or sobriaty (that was probably it) decided we needed to go behind the dunes. i was down to my tighty whities and it wouldn't surprise me if i was told we were getting louder than the music itself.

that's where it got interesting.

for some reason i made the mistake of asking if her friend would want to join us. you'd think if you had one fantasy in the hand you'd not push it but it sure did 180 her mood. she shoved me in the chest and started shouting WHAT??? I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU???? and next thing i knew there was a tazer on my neck, just not on. at this point, how do you answer that question? (please consider state of mind and arousal even under extreme conditions)

i tried to calm her down but unfortunately i picked the worst time in the world to ask her what her name was but i really thought if i called her by name it would calm her down. i was wrong but luckily she pulled back some before using the tazer. HURT LIKE HELL and i shot up with whities around my ankle hobbling over the dune screaming for my life but unable to be understood do to so many mitigating factors through the night.

i crawled over the jeep and i knew she was behind me and all i could hear was this shrill voice giong WHAT'S MY NAME???? YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME??? as i hurt myself falling off the back of the jeep and rolling a little too close to the fire burning my leg and catching my underwear on fire so i made a beeline for the ocean with this ZZZAAAAAPPPP that kept going off behind me. i finally made it to the surf and ran naked with smoldering whities around my ankle with a naked psycho w/a tazer chasing me. i made it to a port o potty and used what was left of my whities to tie up the handle from the inside so she couldn't get to me.

from the outside this girl not wearing anything at all is shooting the portopotty, kicking it and from what i was told, did a flying torpedo head first into it and then it got quiet. the ambulance came and until i heard it leave and my cousin brought me a towel i was NOT coming out of that port-o-potty - even though she did manage to knock it over.

to this day i don't know her name or where the hell she kept the tazer.

or

that's me in the video man...i can't believe it made it to the light of day...

(please understand my warped sense of humor and give me a gu-faw and move on now)

 

[Mash]

Ice....

Man that was great....please tell me you were joking......funny ****....damn man.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

^^^^ you poor bastid

that explains why you're so touchy Ice