Ashley Lelie, Jerry Porter, Charles Rogers, Mike Williams

[EMMITTnROY]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

 

[Tenkamenin]

The only person I'm interested in out of all those WR's is Mike Williams.

If I'm correct Jerry Porter wants to be #1, he can be that in Dallas because we got T.O.

Ashlie Lelie wants to be #1 also, and that won't happen

Charles Rogers is always injured

Mike Williams got some potential, he might pan out to be something.

 

[Avenging Hayseed]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

..............If we somehow end up with one of those guys I wouldnt be more suprized if I woke up with my face sewn to the carpet!

 

[Waffle]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

Now I'm damn sure that I don't want us to sign any of these WRs!!!!

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Now I'm damn sure that I don't want us to sign any of these WRs!!!!

oh come on.. yes you do..

 

[Jake0]

I think we should just give hurd and rector another game here to see how things are first. I think they're gonna be good enough to not have to spend money/players on another receiver.

 

[Waffle]

oh come on.. yes you do..

Only if you send over a REAL Cheerleader. And not one that looks like Brainpaint either!!!

 

[Doomsday101]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

Please just say you were wrong. I also agree Dallas is not going to sign these players.

 

[Yeagermeister]

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[EMMITTnROY]

Just to clear things up if anyone is confused, I am saying that I will do all this because I am so sure that we are NOT going to be signing any of these guys.. hey, regardless of what you may think, I don't actually want to do all that to you guys.. sorry, I know that that disappoints a lot of you..

and Yeager, I don't get it..

 

[Yeagermeister]

Just to clear things up if anyone is confused, I am saying that I will do all this because I am so sure that we are NOT going to be signing any of these guys.. hey, regardless of what you may think, I don't actually want to do all that to you guys.. sorry, I know that that disappoints a lot of you..

and Yeager, I don't get it..

This same subject has been beaten to death in several other threads.

 

[Waffle]

This same subject has been beaten to death in several other threads.

That EmmitNRoy will come to each of our houses and do all of those things if we signed one of those WRs?????

 

[EMMITTnROY]

This same subject has been beaten to death in several other threads.

Oh!! OK.. Yeah, that was my whole point of this thread.. I am getting so tired of hearing all this talk about these four guys when it is so CLEAR we aren't gonna be signing any of them.. the ridiculousness of my thread is to point out how ridiculous all the other threads about these guys are.. pretty ridiculous of me i guess..

 

[EMMITTnROY]

That EmmitNRoy will come to each of our houses and do all of those things if we signed one of those WRs?????

HAHA!! That's what I was thinking man!! That's why I was so confused when i saw Yeager's post.. I was like, "How in the world is this a repost?! Who the crap is offering my services without my permission?!"

 

[Seven]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

Big moldy deal. What else ya got?

 

[AtlCB]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

:eekmouse:

Jerry,

Please do not sign any of these players!!!!!!

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Big moldy deal. What else ya got?

haha.. welll.. I make a mean meatloaf.. and I am a thing of beauty with a bottle of Windex and a duster..

 

[EMMITTnROY]

:eekmouse:

Jerry,

Please do not sign any of these players!!!!!!

If we do, I'm coming to your house first.

 

[Yeagermeister]

HAHA!! That's what I was thinking man!! That's why I was so confused when i saw Yeager's post.. I was like, "How in the world is this a repost?! Who the crap is offering my services without my permission?!"

If you come in to my house you have to deal with this
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[Boyzmamacita]

if we sign any of these guys, I will personally come to each one of your homes dressed as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader and fan you, feed you grapes, rub with your bare feet with a nice Vanilla Bean lotion, and all the while, I will sing you a soft, beautiful acapella version of "Pour Some Sugar On Me"... in a German accent..

EmmittnRoy, I'll take you up on it, but you have to come dressed as Dallas Cowboy player