Bad joke of the day...Best friends or...

[cowboyfan4life_mark]

Two buddies fishing in a stream deep in the woods.
They noticed a BIG bear coming up the stream at them. One friend said, "That is one big bear!!". The other agreed and said, "I bet that he can run real fast too!", as he slowly reached down and started to remove his shoes. The other asked, "What are you doing?". To which the reply was,"I run alot faster with my shoes off." His buddy says, "You can't out run a bear!". And his "friend" says, "Don't have to, I only have to out run YOU!!!".:laugh2:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Two buddies fishing in a stream deep in the woods.
They noticed a BIG bear coming up the stream at them. One friend said, "That is one big bear!!". The other agreed and said, "I bet that he can run real fast too!", as he slowly reached down and started to remove his shoes. The other asked, "What are you doing?". To which the reply was,"I run alot faster with my shoes off." His buddy says, "You can't out run a bear!". And his "friend" says, "Don't have to, I only have to out run YOU!!!".:laugh2:

Sounds like it was taken out of the movie without a paddle. There is a scene in the movie where something similar happens to them.

 

[cowboyfan4life_mark]

Sounds like it was taken out of the movie without a paddle. There is a scene in the movie where something similar happens to them.

Didn't see the movie. Heard the joke yesterday and thought it was funny.

 

[Hostile]

I said something similar to my friend Charles one time. We were at a construction job loading up tools when we heard a kind of a grunting noise. We looked up and there was a dog like Hooch from the movie "Turner & Hooch" running towards us.

I asked, "do you think he's friendly?"

Charles said, "he doesn't look friendly."

At that point we climbed in the back of the pickup. This huge dog (I forget what breed they are) with yellow eyes (yes, yellow, I thought he was the devil) had his paws on the bed of the truck and kind of grunting as he weighed in his mind whether he could jump back there or not.

Next thing I hear is someone calling for "Tiny." What kind of a sick bastid names a dog like that "Tiny?" I yelled to the man and asked if we had found "Tiny." He confirmed this and said he was friendly and just wanting to say hi.

We got out of the truck and met this absolutely playful monster.

When the owner took the dog and left Charles said "if he had got in the back of the truck the only thing we could have done was run."

I then repeated that old joke, "yeah but thankfully I wouldn't have needed to outrun Tiny, just you."

Charles said, "thanks a lot."

:scram:

 

[Yeagermeister]

I said something similar to my friend Charles one time. We were at a construction job loading up tools when we heard a kind of a grunting noise. We looked up and there was a dog like Hooch from the movie "Turner & Hooch" running towards us.

I asked, "do you think he's friendly?"

Charles said, "he doesn't look friendly."

At that point we climbed in the back of the pickup. This huge dog (I forget what breed they are) with yellow eyes (yes, yellow, I thought he was the devil) had his paws on the bed of the truck and kind of grunting as he weighed in his mind whether he could jump back there or not.

Next thing I hear is someone calling for "Tiny." What kind of a sick bastid names a dog like that "Tiny?" I yelled to the man and asked if we had found "Tiny." He confirmed this and said he was friendly and just wanting to say hi.

We got out of the truck and met this absolutely playful monster.

When the owner took the dog and left Charles said "if he had got in the back of the truck the only thing we could have done was run."

I then repeated that old joke, "yeah but thankfully I wouldn't have needed to outrun Tiny, just you."

Charles said, "thanks a lot."

:scram:

Prefect name for a dog like that :laugh2:

We named our little dog Sasquatch but we call her Sassy.

 

[cowboyfan4life_mark]

I said something similar to my friend Charles one time. We were at a construction job loading up tools when we heard a kind of a grunting noise. We looked up and there was a dog like Hooch from the movie "Turner & Hooch" running towards us.

I asked, "do you think he's friendly?"

Charles said, "he doesn't look friendly."

At that point we climbed in the back of the pickup. This huge dog (I forget what breed they are) with yellow eyes (yes, yellow, I thought he was the devil) had his paws on the bed of the truck and kind of grunting as he weighed in his mind whether he could jump back there or not.

Next thing I hear is someone calling for "Tiny." What kind of a sick bastid names a dog like that "Tiny?" I yelled to the man and asked if we had found "Tiny." He confirmed this and said he was friendly and just wanting to say hi.

We got out of the truck and met this absolutely playful monster.

When the owner took the dog and left Charles said "if he had got in the back of the truck the only thing we could have done was run."

I then repeated that old joke, "yeah but thankfully I wouldn't have needed to outrun Tiny, just you."

Charles said, "thanks a lot."

:scram:

Mental note...Don't ever go fishing with Hos.