Bozo the Clown or Officer Friendly

[Pokes12]

It does not matter to me. The only important thing is to rid the organization of one Red Clapping machine.

i will not miss:

clapping at the wrong time
Using the head set as a precursor to spitting but never to actively coach
the process
The right kinda guy, you know like Greg Hardy and David Irving
Crap time management of games
Seemingly not involved in any decision
Arrogance. Defined as never adapting and trying the same things over and over with the same bad results.
Terrible cliched press conferences
His red hair
His patting players *****.
Pretending he is still a QB
Hearing about how smart he was cause he went to Princeton. I know a lot of dumb people who went there. Apparently he is one of them.
watching him attend sporting events instead of preparing.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

It does not matter to me. The only important thing is to rid the organization of one Red Clapping machine.

i will not miss:

clapping at the wrong time
Using the head set as a precursor to spitting but never to actively coach
the process
The right kinda guy, you know like Greg Hardy and David Irving
Crap time management of games
Seemingly not involved in any decision
Arrogance. Defined as never adapting and trying the same things over and over with the same bad results.
Terrible cliched press conferences
His red hair
His patting players *****.
Pretending he is still a QB
Hearing about how smart he was cause he went to Princeton. I know a lot of dumb people who went there. Apparently he is one of them.
watching him attend sporting events instead of preparing.

in all fairness, Hardy was a Jerry signing. its not his first time neither. remember TO...he shoved TO down't parcel's throat. remember Roy Williams Trade, despite the coaching staff saying no....that's jerry playing Madden football trying to act like a GM

 

[cowboy_ron]

Welp, nothing to argue about here.

 

[fifaguy]

Inability to address the ST
Standing pat at kicker position
Hiring has been coaches (defense)
Throwing players under the bus to avoid taking the blame and responsibilities for his poor decisions

 

[EST_1986]

Icing your own kicker
Reactionary changes

 

[fifaguy]

Icing your own kicker
Reactionary changes

Ha, I will never forget that Cardinals game. Wanted him gone then already.

And that is a perfect summation of his entire tenure. Reactionary and playing scared.

Would also add.. playing for long field goals.

 

[EST_1986]

Ha, I will never forget that Cardinals game. Wanted him gone then already.

And that is a perfect summation of his entire tenure. Reactionary and playing scared.

Would also add.. playing for long field goals.

playing for field goals period drives me nuts, especially with Brett Maybe

 

[CWR]

It does not matter to me. The only important thing is to rid the organization of one Red Clapping machine.

i will not miss:

clapping at the wrong time
Using the head set as a precursor to spitting but never to actively coach
the process
The right kinda guy, you know like Greg Hardy and David Irving
Crap time management of games
Seemingly not involved in any decision
Arrogance. Defined as never adapting and trying the same things over and over with the same bad results.
Terrible cliched press conferences
His red hair
His patting players *****.
Pretending he is still a QB
Hearing about how smart he was cause he went to Princeton. I know a lot of dumb people who went there. Apparently he is one of them.
watching him attend sporting events instead of preparing.

JG isn't stupid, and he has conviction with what he is doing. The problem you pointed out that has struck me for some time is his arrogance to adapt. He's so convinced we can out execute we dont make neccessary adjustments until the following week when our opponents see it coming from a mile away.

 

[Cannibal_Cowboy]

It does not matter to me. The only important thing is to rid the organization of one Red Clapping machine.

i will not miss:

clapping at the wrong time
Using the head set as a precursor to spitting but never to actively coach
the process
The right kinda guy, you know like Greg Hardy and David Irving
Crap time management of games
Seemingly not involved in any decision
Arrogance. Defined as never adapting and trying the same things over and over with the same bad results.
Terrible cliched press conferences
His red hair
His patting players *****.
Pretending he is still a QB
Hearing about how smart he was cause he went to Princeton. I know a lot of dumb people who went there. Apparently he is one of them.
watching him attend sporting events instead of preparing.

 

[RodeoJake]

Garrett is the Mr Rogers of football coaches. It's always a nice day on the sidelines.

 

[Creeper]

I suggest tempering expectations for the new head coach. Jerry will hire a replacement for Garrett and the first thing to look for is if that coach has the authority to fire and hire his assistants. If the rest of the coaching staff stay and Jerry installs a new puppet head coach, then nothing will change. Maybe you won't have to endure clapping on the sidelines but the atmosphere of the team will not change. It will be a good sign if the next coach starts announcing new hires at offensive and defensive coordinator positions.

We should expect that the next head coach will do a better job managing the clock and asking for replays but unless Jerry gives him control of the players, we will see the same mistakes, the same lack of urgency and the same softness we see today because I do believe that comes from Jerry and the Jones family.

We have said it so many times its not worth saying again, but I will anyway. The Cowboys need Jerry to step back from the team management and operations and let his own newly hired GM and coaches run the team. Let the GM hire the head coach and then let the head coach hire his assistants. But we know this is not going to happen.

 

[birdwells1]

Ha, I will never forget that Cardinals game. Wanted him gone then already.

And that is a perfect summation of his entire tenure. Reactionary and playing scared.

Would also add.. playing for long field goals.

The bad part of that was settling for a 50 yard fg because he let the clock run down with 2 timeouts left.

 

[AbeBeta]

Icing your own kicker
Reactionary changes

Icing your own kicker is by far the dumbest narrative I've seen.

His ST coach is literally screaming for a time out since they have the wrong personnel.

Also, statistically, callung a time out has no effect on kicker performance.

 

[big dog cowboy]

But he gives great high 5's!

 

[Proof]

Inability to address the ST
Standing pat at kicker position
Hiring has been coaches (defense)
Throwing players under the bus to avoid taking the blame and responsibilities for his poor decisions

holding up 1 finger after scoring as if to indicate we're going to kick the extra point.

 

[EST_1986]

Icing your own kicker is by far the dumbest narrative I've seen.

His ST coach is literally screaming for a time out since they have the wrong personnel.

Also, statistically, callung a time out has no effect on kicker performance.

The moron iced his own kicker.

 

[EST_1986]

But he gives great high 5's!

if thats not the gif to explain this whole failed process I don't know what is

 

[khiladi]

in all fairness, Hardy was a Jerry signing. its not his first time neither. remember TO...he shoved TO down't parcel's throat. remember Roy Williams Trade, despite the coaching staff saying no....that's jerry playing Madden football trying to act like a GM

Garrett didn’t say no on Roy Williams. That was supposed to bail out his offense.

 

[khiladi]

I suggest tempering expectations for the new head coach. Jerry will hire a replacement for Garrett and the first thing to look for is if that coach has the authority to fire and hire his assistants. If the rest of the coaching staff stay and Jerry installs a new puppet head coach, then nothing will change. Maybe you won't have to endure clapping on the sidelines but the atmosphere of the team will not change. It will be a good sign if the next coach starts announcing new hires at offensive and defensive coordinator positions.

We should expect that the next head coach will do a better job managing the clock and asking for replays but unless Jerry gives him control of the players, we will see the same mistakes, the same lack of urgency and the same softness we see today because I do believe that comes from Jerry and the Jones family.

We have said it so many times its not worth saying again, but I will anyway. The Cowboys need Jerry to step back from the team management and operations and let his own newly hired GM and coaches run the team. Let the GM hire the head coach and then let the head coach hire his assistants. But we know this is not going to happen.

it probably depends, because position coaches have contracts. Even legit coaches have to retain certain staff until contracts play out.

 

[AbeBeta]

The moron iced his own kicker.

Dumb narratives don't stop being dumb