BRING IT!!! NY Giants "HATE" Thread!!!

HighTechDave

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OK Boys, let 'em have it! Tell us what you really think of the G-String Men.

Again, please Note! You pansie "well, their is really no reason to hate the Giants" dorks, start your own Interior Decorator thread on some other Website. This is the Dallas Cowboys, and we are facing the Enemy this weekend.

Bring it! I want slobbering/spitting HATE!

:jints: :jints: :jints: :jints: :jints:
 

BrAinPaiNt

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Shockey has an old womans mouth and he talks too much.

After Eli makes a mistake and looks to the sidelines he gets that Scooby Doo Ruh Roh look.

Burress looks like an alien with a giraffe neck.

Strahan hates getting soft drinks at fast food joints because the straw always gets stuck in the gap.

If Coughlin gets any paler he could possibly land a role in the next Ann Rice Vampire movie, until then he may wind up just sticking with his side gig of playing a **** Officer in WWII movies.


Jay Feely is just glad he is not in Dallas, because Vandy would have been an upgrade to him.
 

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Time to ****** slap the loudmouth Giants. Here's to Shocky getting a fore arm to the face!!!!
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Hostile

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When he was drafted and signed by the Giants Jeremy Shockey's agent let it be known that he envisioned Shockey as the male equivalent to Anna Kournikova as far as being blonde, beautiful, and marketable.

Ever since then I have referred to him as Anna Shockey. Do not expect that to change in this lifetime.

Paging Mr. Roy Williams, Mr. Roy Williams to the silver and blue courtesy phone. Anna Shockey needs another tattoo right in the middle of his chest. You know what to do. Give him your own special kind of tattoo.

Say it with me...."Anna Shockey got...jacked up!!!"
 

LaTunaNostra

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Hostile;1199831 said:
When he was drafted and signed by the Giants Jeremy Shockey's agent let it be known that he envisioned Shockey as the male equivalent to Anna Kournikova as far as being blonde, beautiful, and marketable.

Ever since then I have referred to him as Anna Shockey. Do not expect that to change in this lifetime.

Paging Mr. Roy Williams, Mr. Roy Williams to the silver and blue courtesy phone. Anna Shockey needs another tattoo right in the middle of his chest. You know what to do. Give him your own special kind of tattoo.

Say it with me...."Anna Shockey got...jacked up!!!"

Just as hysterical was a related promotion: Shockey's PR people's marketing slogan for him - "Blond Ambition" - a tagline Madonna had used on a recent tour, albeit it with a final -e on blond.

I was in Manhattan at the time and could have died laughing seeing gigantic billboards with that posturing dufus on them with that screaming tagline.

But I must admit, most everything rumoured of blondes is true of Shockey.

Btw, duh, my own blonde moment. Just heard Luke Petigout is no longer a Jint - I loved hating him because he was also a Golden Domer. But I will keep his photo in that 'look-alike' thread for old time's sake.
 

Kaika

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What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?


Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!
 

LaTunaNostra

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I'm having a REAL hard time hating today.

Too busy laughing. :lmao2:

EliManning.jpg
 

CliffnDallas

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Revenge is a dish best served cold. It will be cold in New York Sunday.:star:
 

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to qoute the back page of the new york post "chaotic giants are dead g-men walking vs. 'boys" and in big letters it says "DO OR DOOMSDAY"
 

Aikbach

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LaTunaNostra;1199928 said:
I'm having a REAL hard time hating today.

Too busy laughing. :lmao2:

EliManning.jpg
This picture is bothersome, no more posts of this PLEASE. Man law.
 

Aikbach

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It certainly has to sting to know that the coach who brought you the most storied moments in franchise history is now the coach of your most bitter rival.
 

LaTunaNostra

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Aikbach;1200051 said:
This picture is bothersome, no more posts of this PLEASE. Man law.

Ok , because GAL LAW also has cruel and unusual punishment on the books.:D
 

GTaylor

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Aikbach;1200053 said:
It certainly has to sting to know that the coach who brought you the most storied moments in franchise history is now the coach of your most bitter rival.
and that same coach is going to knock you out of the playoff race...on your home turf!
 

Aikbach

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GTaylor;1200087 said:
and that same coach is going to knock you out of the playoff race...on your home turf!
If Parcells wins a Super Bowl as a Cowboy then Dallas will probably have usurped his legacy. He will be remembered as yet another Hall of Fame coach of America's Team who brought championships to the Cowboy collection.

The Giants stuff will be warmup material he did as a youth.
 

Faerluna

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In my world, the F in NYFG doesn't stand for football.




I hope we beat them so badly it makes Shockey cry.
 

the kid 05

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EliManning.jpg


next up for the Broke Back Mountain sequal is...Eli Manning??
 
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