Briscoe High School Football

joseephuss

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This school is loaded with talent. Polamalu and Urlacher on defense. Leinart as the back up QB on the sidelines. Tomlinson in the back field. Vick at QB. Don Shula as head coach and Jimmy Johnson as an assitant. So, why does it take a hail mary halfback pass to win the game? How talented are the other teams in the district? Is the rest of the Briscoe team filled with short, slow guys like me?
 

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LOL..... I think its because Vick is the QB... Lienart is cleary the better qb on the roster, He jus needs to wait a week or two and maybe Vick will get hurt...
 

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joseephuss said:
This school is loaded with talent. Polamalu and Urlacher on defense. Leinart as the back up QB on the sidelines. Tomlinson in the back field. Vick at QB. Don Shula as head coach and Jimmy Johnson as an assitant. So, why does it take a hail mary halfback pass to win the game? How talented are the other teams in the district? Is the rest of the Briscoe team filled with short, slow guys like me?

LOL...my son said much the same thing to me. "They needed a trick play at the end of the game to win? I mean, look how small those other guys were at the coin flip!"
 

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What they don't show is that the Briscoe O-Coordinator is Bruce Coslet.



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Yakuza Rich said:
What they don't show is that the Briscoe O-Coordinator is Bruce Coslet.



YAKUZA

Thank you. Now my day can begin with a good laugh.
 

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joseephuss said:
This school is loaded with talent. Polamalu and Urlacher on defense. Leinart as the back up QB on the sidelines. Tomlinson in the back field. Vick at QB. Don Shula as head coach and Jimmy Johnson as an assitant. So, why does it take a hail mary halfback pass to win the game? How talented are the other teams in the district? Is the rest of the Briscoe team filled with short, slow guys like me?

The answer is obvious, and you can see the answer to your question here
 

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EGTuna said:
The answer is obvious, and you can see the answer to your question here
Oh that's even better.... :lmao2:

I'll post the whole thing for the lazy, though.

Week Two Recaps


09/20/2006


There are several stories that have dominated the football landscape early in the season: T.O.’s broken finger, Atlanta’s running attack, Washington’s inept offense, and the officiating scandal at the end of the Oklahoma/Oregon game. But there’s one story that could shake the football world at its bedrock, and it’s getting no publicity whatsoever. The story I’m talking about is the point-shaving scandal taking place at Briscoe H.S., which is the subject of those Nike ads. Quite simply, Briscoe H.S. is the most stacked team in the history of high-school football. On offense they have Vick and Tomlinson, and on defense they have Urlacher and Polamalu. But despite having 4 pro-bowlers at crucial positions, they are trailing in the final seconds 14-10 against a team that boasts no NFL pro-bowlers, and may only have 2-3 potential scholarship players. A H.S. team with Vick, Tomlinson, Urlacher and Polamalu should win 194-0 without trying, and yet, inexplicably Briscoe is trailing 14-10 with less than 10 seconds left, and need a half-back option pass to win the game. Briscoe Head Coach –Don Freaking Shula- can’t lead this talented bunch to a dominating victory over a bunch of guys who are more worried about the homecoming dance than they are worried about zone-blitzes? Please. The only answer is that Briscoe H.S. is involved in point-shaving, and this story needs to be uncovered and investigated before point-shaving reaches higher levels of football.
 

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Was the kid that caught the game winner suppose to be Deion's son? "Thats My Boy!" "Thats My Boy!"

Never have figured out that commercial.
 

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Maybe I'm slow, but I've never understood that commercial.

Could someone please explain it to me? What is the purpose of the commercial?

What's the point of teaming pro athletes with high school athletes?

Is that really Deion Sanders' son? :confused:
 

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tyke1doe said:
Maybe I'm slow, but I've never understood that commercial.

Could someone please explain it to me? What is the purpose of the commercial?

What's the point of teaming pro athletes with high school athletes?

Is that really Deion Sanders' son? :confused:


I hear ya.

It seems like a good concept, but something is amiss with that commercial.

I liked the original version when Jimmy Johnson knocked that guy's feet off the chair as he's walking through the classroom lecturing, but for the most part, it seems disjointed.
 

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tyke1doe said:
Maybe I'm slow, but I've never understood that commercial.

Could someone please explain it to me? What is the purpose of the commercial?

What's the point of teaming pro athletes with high school athletes?

Is that really Deion Sanders' son? :confused:

If that is his wife and son, why doesn't his son look it? Maybe we are to assume that Deion has custody of a child he produced out of wedlock and then he married the blonde. Whatever...just like the stupid 'Fash' Old Navy commercial.
 

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Me and Vick gonna do it.

Then, Tomlinson throws the TD.

I guess it should have gone "Me and Vick (vicariously, through Tomlinson, the guy the Chargers got when the Falcons traded up) gonna do it."
 

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Tass said:
LOL...my son said much the same thing to me. "They needed a trick play at the end of the game to win? I mean, look how small those other guys were at the coin flip!"

Not related to the topic but on the 1st Cav Patch all I got to say is

The horse they never road; the river they never crossed and the yellow speaks for itself :)


If you are wondering where I got that info from; I will give you a hint my name is my high school mascot :)
 
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