News: BTB: "Jerry Trolled Everyone!" - How Rival Fans Reacted To Cowboys Picking Zack Martin

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"Manziel to Dallas would be bigger than Tebowmania," fans said last night and were gleefully looking forward to the fireworks in Dallas, only to find that "Jerry Trolled Everyone!"

On May 8, 2014 at 9:53 PM EDT, the Dallas Cowboys selected offensive lineman Zack Martin with the 16th pick of the 2014 NFL draft. Before we start preparing for more draft action tonight, here's your chance to relive that moment through the comments of other SB Nation readers as they react to the pick. The quotes are taken from each teams' respective SB Nation site, and are only edited for language. Enjoy.

Getting the popcorn ready.​

Bengals mayock is just so sure that johnny football is headed to dallas
by carolinabengal on May 8, 2014 | 7:57 PM
Bengals I want Manziel to go to Dallas for the hilarity factor...
by emeybee on May 8, 2014 | 9:07 PM
Eagles Whatever happens. please please please Johnny Football to the Cowboys, oh that would be so so sweet
by Steag209 on May 8, 2014 | 9:33 PM
Eagles Aaron Donald gone so the cowboys gotta pick Manziel
by Eagle Page on May 8, 2014 | 9:38 PM
Commanders Jerrah, you're America's team for a reason. Do what America wants. Pick Johnny.
by kudokensei on May 8, 2014 | 9:40 PM
Commanders We need a whole new thread for the Dallas-Manziel madness
by sunshine_skins on May 8, 2014 | 9:43 PM
Seahawks If Eisen doesn't shut up about Manziel, I swear
by GasolineSnuggie on May 8, 2014 | 9:43 PM

"How stupid do we think Jerry is?"
The Cowboys are on the clock​

Falcons Cowboys on the Clock - Get your popcorn ready
by Bryant Singleton on May 8, 2014 | 9:44 PM
Browns We are one pick away from seeing Jerry Jones burn Dallas down w/ JFF on the board at 16.
by Adam Rice on May 8, 2014 | 9:46 PM
Vikings How stupid do we think Jerry is?
by Jimbobb on May 8, 2014 | 9:48 PM
Panthers Skip Bayless is going to explode if Johnny Manziel isn't selected soon.
by CanadianPanther on May 8, 2014 | 9:48 PM
Giants cowboys fans just got reeeeeeeeeal quiet
by Cory Braiterman on May 8, 2014 | 9:48 PM
Giants LOL if Dallas drafts Manziel I'm gonna go to BTB and gloat.
by sexyscottish on May 8, 2014 | 9:48 PM
49ers who is the bimbo in green behind jerry jones?
by stm72 on May 8, 2014 | 9:48 PM
Jets Everyone want Jerry to take Manziel so they can laugh at him
by JetsFan718 on May 8, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Patriots Let's see if Dallas is stupid or super stupid
by freeland1787 on May 8, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Giants i want to see Manziel here for the Cowboys so bad….the trainwreck will be AMAZING
by Slappinfaces on May 8, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Eagles PLEAAASE take manziel
by LBCeaglesFan! on May 8, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Eagles If they pick him i dont care what we do in this draft
by bleedgreen89 on May 8, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Commanders ESPN is praying right now
by Don Killuminati on May 8, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Dolphins COME ON MARTIN TO DOLPHINS.I’m so excited right now.
by Alex Parish on May 8, 2014 | 9:50 PM
Broncos The Cowboys would be utterly stupid to draft manziel… are you going to play a overhyped rookie over a highly paid established QB in Romo? Makes absolutely no sense.
by slipperyice on May 8, 2014 | 9:50 PM
Eagles Manziel to Dallas would be bigger than Tebowmania.
by ChuckCool on May 8, 2014 | 9:50 PM
Texans Mr. Gruden. The Dallas D needs just about everything. Having a backup to Romo is not a need at ANY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. GET OFF THE JFF TRAIN.
by Bill Nye the Zombie on May 8, 2014 | 9:51 PM
Raiders DONT BE SCARED JERRY, ITS ONLY JOHNNY
by baylife925 on May 8, 2014 | 9:51 PM
Bears Manziel. I’m starting to hate this kid like I hated Tim Tebow they won't shut up about him
by lovedembears on May 8, 2014 | 9:51 PM
Browns this will be a huge let down of a pick for all those Cowboy fans hoping for Manziel
by william.ingramm on May 8, 2014 | 9:52 PM
Vikings OMG Shut up Gruden!!!!
by King VI on May 8, 2014 | 9:52 PM
Panthers I envision the Cowboys front office personnel fighting Jerry Jones and holding him back as he tries to run out of the war room with Johnny Manziel written on the pick card.
by JDeLong42 on May 8, 2014 | 9:52 PM
Eagles I’m streessed.
by To's-Ego on May 8, 2014 | 9:52 PM

The Dallas Cowboys select … Zack Martin.​

Browns Holy poop. I’m shocked.
by brickfrenzy on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Browns Another great pick.
by Marquess of Rockingham on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Ravens Martin dammmmit
by waryou303 on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Ravens DARN: Cowboys got Martin
by UIWWildthing on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Titans JERRY TROLLED EVERYONE!!!
by ronburgundy7427 on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Dolphins that hurts...ouch
by Kdog92 on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Dolphins there goes Martin you OL lovers!
by superfknmario__ on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Jets Smart pick real smart pick
by Invader Ace on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Jets Wow, The Cowboys actually made a good pick!!!
by Traveling Man on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Jets JERRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING - be the crazy owner/gm we know
by RocktheBoat on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Patriots Really? All the drama for an O lineman?
by JimXavier on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Patriots Very good pick
by cruelangelT on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Patriots Great pick
by BostonBeasts on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Chargers Good pick by dallas
by By any Natrone Necessary on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bears Respect to Jerry
by MalcolmXandStuff on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bears ESPN just got deflated...a guard to Dallas
by 75bearsfan on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bears Good pick for cowboys
by tfrabotta on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bears The media just looks stupid as hell right now
by Dils on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Vikings You have to protect a QB to keep one healthy. Dallas made the right choice.
by woggerone on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bucs Smart Pick Dallas
by DeLaNegro on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bucs Oh Balls... wanted Manziel SO BADLY right here
by Cracker Ball on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Falcons Awwww, the Cowboys robbed me of a good laugh
by Lady Falcon on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Panthers Sorry guys.. There goes the best OG in the draft.
by jkp1516 on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Panthers That has to be the smartest thing JJ has ever done.
by Smokewagon on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Eagles I need that Viagra now
by jawmo on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Eagles they did a smart thing?
by TheDtrain on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Giants Damn they actually made a good pick
by bigbluesd on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Giants ****** jerry why do you have to start doing logical things
by wyominggiantsfan on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Commanders Damn!!!
by Nick(SATVlog) on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Commanders DAMNIT DALLAS, WAY TO BE SMART
by HokieHailer on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
49ers Holy cow
by Brodhisattva on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
49ers Wow, Jerry actually picked conservatively
by stultus on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Jets Why would you make sense now Jerry, why make sense now!?
by Noble_Lance on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Vikings Dallas has a good pick
by Fantasy Master on May 8, 2014 | 9:53 PM
Bengals C'mon Jerry...where did your balls go?
by Striped Zeitgeist on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Bengals Smart pick. I like it
by steveinct on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Browns Jerry Jones must enjoy giving Dallas fans ulcers
by hightide on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Browns Skip Bayless just jumped off a bridge.
by rock7413 on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Browns Dam cowboys and their logic!!
by Suppa Bob on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Browns Smart. Jerry has been put into restraints.
by CTTribe73 on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Ravens ******!!! I wanted martin
by fedfan64 on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Bills A Center last year and a guard this year? Jerruh?
by SERGEANT MAJOR THOR on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Jets That's not funny. I came here for a show. Jerry, you let me down, Jerry
by DangerZone on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Patriots did someone tie Jerry’s hand behind his back or what?
by SCPatsFan65 on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Patriots He can really plow for the cowboys offensive line. great pick.
by gdims on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Broncos Cowboys aren't stupid after all. Smart pick.
by slipperyice on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Broncos The Cowboys are building quite the O-Line
by Scheck on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Chargers They made the right move imo, these talking heads are ridiculous
by njg425 on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Raiders Great pick to go with Frederick and Smith - they have a line!
by BLAZERINMEXICO on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Bears Martin was too good to pass up
by RogersPark Kris on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Bucs the cowboys arent stupid. Whodathunk
by welcomebackfrank on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Falcons Smart pick by the Cowboys
by SquallCloud on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Falcons Unusually wise move by Jones
by randomaxe on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Panthers Somebody slipped Jerry a sedative.
by jpage on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Eagles How did JJ get so smart? Sticking to the board? Are you kidding me?
by 7thlegend on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Eagles That's a good move for Dallas, unfortunately
by donniethelion on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Giants cowboys just got the guy we should have drafted. UGH!
by g-man lou on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Commanders Martin is an excellent player, wish we had him. Damm!
by 1footballguru on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Commanders Jerry just shoved a hot one up our corn holes
by Redskin44 on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
49ers Who made that pick for Dallas?! It wasn’t JJ! I want my money back!!
by SunsetsandBubblegum on May 8, 2014 | 9:54 PM
Texans Blind squirrel pick for the cowboys?
by Ivan A on May 8, 2014 | 9:55 PM
Bills Very glad for the pick. Miami won’t get Martin.
by NoiseIsTheBestRevenge on May 8, 2014 | 9:55 PM
Dolphins well that sucks
by bring back the whalers on May 8, 2014 | 9:55 PM
Broncos Amazingly smart pick
by ElwayFanJ on May 8, 2014 | 9:55 PM
Chargers Looked like Manziel was having his buddy check his phone to make sure it was working before the commercial break there.
by JollyWaffle on May 8, 2014 | 9:55 PM
Vikings Manziel's girlfriend has to be locked in a bathroom by now...
by Mel Allen on May 8, 2014 | 9:55 PM
Ravens They need to stop showing Manziel... it's getting uncomfortable to watch...
by shana001 on May 8, 2014 | 9:56 PM
Texans I was screaming for the Cowboys to take Manziel. I wanted nothing more than for that to happen.
by Lukayyy on May 8, 2014 | 9:56 PM
Eagles When are the Commanders picking ??
by EaglameetsDr.Philly on May 8, 2014 | 9:56 PM
Texans I think I'm just going to start referring to Jon Gruden as Johnny Manziel's fluffer.
by UprootedTexan on May 8, 2014 | 9:57 PM
49ers Do you guys realize that the Cowboys have been smart over the last few years? They’re building an offensive line Two first rounders back to back
by Brodhisattva on May 8, 2014 | 9:57 PM
Panthers ESPN has been hyping up Manziel as a top 5 pick so hard is so that they could sell the story of him "falling" on draft day. Looks like that’s come to fruition.
by camFTW on May 8, 2014 | 9:58 PM
Panthers You think we were bummed by the Dallas pick? Miami already had Martin’s jersey ready.
by robert.russ.33 on May 8, 2014 | 9:58 PM
Giants The dude who cleans Jerry Jones' glasses was using chloroform today
by Cory Braiterman on May 8, 2014 | 9:58 PM
Bears wouldn't it be awesome if the second round was after the first round
by ES46NE10 on May 8, 2014 | 10:01 PM
Titans Draft AJ McCarron and we get Catherine Webb
by andrew.w.house on May 8, 2014 | 10:05 PM
Titans I'll pistol whip the next person who says Manziel
by asbestos_man on May 8, 2014 | 10:06 PM
Vikings I hate to defend Dallas but that was a great pick. They needed a guard who will shift to RT when Free hits the street.
by LG boss on May 8, 2014 | 10:35 PM​

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