News: BTB: Trolling The Nation During Cowboys @ Eagles: "The Linc Is Dead Right Now"

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Savor every last detail of Sunday's game as you read through what other fans had to say as they watched the Dallas Cowboys dominate the fastest three-and-out offense in the league.

As we've done repeatedly in the past, today we're re-living yesterday's game by taking a peek at what the fans of other NFL teams had to say while they were watching the Cowboys beat the Eagles for the NFC East lead.

Disclaimer: All quotes are taken directly from the open game threads from the SB Nation team sites as indicated in front of every comment. Some minor edits have been made to improve the overall legibility of the quotes and to satisfy the site guidelines of our board, but no other changes have been made, no commentary added.

In the past, I've received some questions asking why there are never any Cowboys fans in these threads. Two reasons: One, if you are a Cowboys fan and watched the game, you probably remember exactly how you felt during the game - no need for a rehash. Two, if you really want to see what other Cowboys fans said, you can always read through the open threads for the game here on BTB.

Pre-game and First Quarter​

Eagles #RevengeofTheSanchize
by jjhh05 on Dec 14, 2014 | 7:53 PM
Eagles lol: http://www.bloggingtheboys.com/2014/12/12/7378733/dallas-cowboys-mentally-physically-more-ready-for-rematch-philadelphia-eagles-sleep-deprivation
by ThaOneNOnly on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:00 PM
Eagles I hope Malcolm Jenkins murders Dez Cryant
by El_Fantasma on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:01 PM
Eagles LUCKY JERSEY CHECKING IN!!!! Let the slaughter commence!
by NowWhat? on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:02 PM
Giants Cowboys' bus got egged by Eagles fans. Always keepin it classy Philly
by NachoLover53 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:02 PM
Eagles I wasn't here for the Thanksgiving thread. Because I was too busy watching it with my dad who's a mental case Eagles fan of 50 years. Pretty much everything little thing that goes bad my dad starts screaming. A lot like you guys come to think of it.
by 2pacsfather215 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:07 PM
Eagles Your dad sounds entirely normal
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:07 PM
Eagles I believe the Cowboys will ''come more prepared'' [whatever] but i really don't see what they'll do different. Their defense still sucks..Romo still folds under pressure.
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:08 PM
Eagles Get off to a quick start. Kill their confidence
by mchiodo on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:10 PM
Eagles One thing we can count on is our boys coming ready. They came ready against the Hawks but got out-played against a superior team [and refs]
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:11 PM
Eagles Wow they all are picking Dallas
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:18 PM
Eagles Ah mute button. How I hate Carrie Underwood
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:19 PM
Dolphins Rolando McClain will be a free agent next year....hmm
by sonnycrockett on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:25 PM
Eagles Hey everyone, remember on Thanksgiving when everyone picked Dallas to win and they got blown out? Then two weeks later everyone picked Dallas to win again? Hilarious
by JerkyBoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:28 PM
Eagles No Jason it’s not a different team. Sorry bud.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:30 PM
Eagles Garrett looks suspiciously relaxed. I'm expecting some poppycock tonight.
by rockaintdeadyet on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:30 PM
Eagles Dallas stalling already, they’re scared…
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:31 PM
Seahawks Do Eagles fans boo in their sleep? Ball falls off tee, boo.
by 99-percent-sure on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:31 PM

D.Bailey kicks 47 yards from DAL 35 to PHI 18. J.Huff MUFFS catch, RECOVERED by DALLAS

Eagles Worst start ever
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:31 PM
Eagles Noo
by ItsAllBirds on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles What the heck was that
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles Well that was weird...
by VRFC8 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles That kind of night
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles Welp
by pheenom on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles ......Do I turn this off now?
by Uda on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles Now I'm scared
by Jordan Selmer on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Giants There's that world-class Eagles ST already
by NYGetz on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:32 PM
Eagles God officially hates the Eagles
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:33 PM
Eagles Was it in the game plan to spot them 7?
by JerkyBoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:35 PM

(12:51) D.Murray right guard for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 7 - Eagles 0​

Eagles What the heck, Murray just moved like 10 players with him
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:36 PM
Eagles Murray just carried both teams
by jXn on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:36 PM
Jets That is an extremely deflating way to start a game.
by jets4life24 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:36 PM
Lions EagLoles
by nuftjedi on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:37 PM
Texans Good for Murray and his year...I would have never thought he could stay healthy.
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:37 PM
Eagles We need a quick score. Calm my nerves
by DesertEagle59 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:38 PM
Eagles SMH at whoever thinks the Eagles have already lost with 2:14 gone in the game.
by alcatraz0109 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:39 PM
Eagles Boys messing with the birds on the kickoff
by kman949 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:40 PM
Eagles Bouncing Kickoffs our ST’s ONLY WEAKNESS
by "Snax" on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:40 PM
Eagles Our Offense being dumb already
by jXn on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:41 PM
Eagles This is about to be awful
by BirdsforLife20 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:41 PM
Eagles 3 and out are you kidding me
by InDougWeTrust on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:41 PM
Eagles This is the worst start all season.
by Kevin Valdez on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:41 PM
Eagles Not worried. Still soo early.
by RandysGut on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:42 PM
Seahawks We broke NewSanchez
by cheesespieces on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:42 PM

(11:33) PHILADELPHIA punts​

Eagles Maybe Sanchez would be better on the Lions or something. When he plays for these Green colored teams they seem to blend in with the grass.
by "Snax" on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:44 PM
Eagles It looks like the Cowboys are planning on playing "unconventional" football tonight.
by 17thandShunk on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:44 PM
Eagles Nightmare so far
by mchiodo on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:44 PM
Eagles Cowboys are known to screw themselves..remember the Bears did make a comeback. plenty of time, fellas
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:45 PM
Eagles Witten running free
by InDougWeTrust on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:46 PM
Eagles Of course 3rd down conversion
by Call of the Wild on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:46 PM
Seahawks When will Witten just call it a career
by cheesespieces on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:46 PM
Eagles Lol. Did Chip even prepare these guys?
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:47 PM
Giants Eagles can't draft at all, if you partnered Reese and Kelly, watch out forever.
by Drizzzy on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:48 PM
Eagles Witten again ugh
by Call of the Wild on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:49 PM
Eagles This 3rd down stuff is getting hard to watch
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:49 PM
Eagles If they get a touchdown hear we are not coming back
by Wil Ayala on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:50 PM
Eagles Imagine being unable to correctly spell the word here
by InDougWeTrust on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:51 PM
Eagles 3rd and pass to Witten?
by 17thandShunk on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:51 PM
Eagles Here's an idea: COVER WITTEN ON THIRD DOWN YOU IDIOTS
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:52 PM
Eagles How do you not cover him. Every year every game it's the same crap.
by Kevin Valdez on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:52 PM
Eagles This is the exact opposite of the Thanksgiving game
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:53 PM
Seahawks Man that Beasley is a pest
by cheesespieces on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:53 PM
Eagles A healthy Romo really makes a huge difference. They are a much better team
by InDougWeTrust on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:54 PM
Eagles 3rd down! They have us right where they want us..
by JerkyBoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:55 PM
Eagles Why did Romo have 6 seconds to throw the ball?
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:55 PM
Eagles Wow no pressure at all. There is the difference in the last game so far.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:55 PM

(3:08) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass short right to D.Bryant for 4 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 14 - Eagles 0

Eagles Cowboys scored. I wish we had points.
by "Snax" on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:57 PM
Eagles Looks like a payback night
by kman949 on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:57 PM
Eagles If the Eagles can't come back against Tony Foldo at home down 14-0, the Eagles deserve to be home for the holidays.
by MuffinManMPV on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:57 PM
Seahawks Dez Bryant. I want one.
by Flyndiggory on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:57 PM
Jets I love Dez Bryant. What a catch
by Dr Football on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:57 PM
Eagles The Eagles look like a pile of parrot poop.
by persogio on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:58 PM
Eagles Welp. Go Colts
by mchiodo on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:58 PM
Eagles This looks worse than the Seahawks game!
by el aguila on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:59 PM
Eagles We need a long offensive drive to keep our defense off the field for a while
by 17thandShunk on Dec 14, 2014 | 8:59 PM
Eagles Is it bad that I wish Foles was back?
by el aguila on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:00 PM
Eagles The Eagles are being completely pooped on right now no other way to describe it. Dallas is dominating in every way possible.
by JerkyBoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:00 PM
Eagles Chip Kelly must have a playbook full of the trickiest misdirection plays, that he just never uses
by EagleFury.com on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:00 PM
Eagles Off the field in under a minute.
by Kevin Valdez on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:03 PM
Eagles Mark Sanchez has finally remembered who he is – it was bound to happen
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:03 PM

(1:48) PHILADELPHIA punts​

Eagles Oh look, a punt
by J. Wil on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:03 PM
Eagles That's it. Eagles going to piss off everyone tonight
by kman949 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:04 PM
Eagles Jumping Jehosaphats, you negative nellies. I just remembered why I avoid the gamethreads.
by rockaintdeadyet on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:05 PM
Eagles Starting to hate this hurry up all the time offense.
by zracer71 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:05 PM
Eagles 2 Man line and we still give up an easy completion.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:08 PM
Eagles They’re eating us up on that three-man rush with slot passes. Not sure what we’re trying to do with that.
by wooder on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:08 PM
Eagles Hey this is Philly, when you suck, we let you know you suck. Boooooooo
by sickgypsie on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:09 PM
Seahawks Eagles have mastered the lightning quick 3 and out
by jacobrk on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:10 PM​

Second Quarter ​

Eagles Wasn’t planning on drinking tonight. That plan is in the trash now.
by spruce_goose on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:11 PM
Eagles Do not listen to the usual people who believe the Eagles are a contender this year. What is the point of an offense that is on the field for 10 seconds? That sets up the defense to have a terrible game.
by arun kian kuzon on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:12 PM
Eagles 1st quarter didn’t happen. Start over.
by ablesser88 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:12 PM
Seahawks Of course on BGN it's because the refs are biased to Dallas. Wow some fans are just freaking blind to reality
by Flyndiggory on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:12 PM
Eagles Beasley is gonna kill the Eagles?? Really? I can live with Dez, but not Cole Beasley.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:14 PM

3-10-PHI 30 (12:58) T.Romo sacked at PHI 38 for -8 yards (F.Cox). PENALTY on PHI-C.Williams - No Play​

Eagles What is this flag?
by Ahoy_McCoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:15 PM
Eagles *Sigh* One of those nights.
by licensetochill on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:16 PM
Eagles Okay that is a back breaker..
by JerkyBoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:17 PM

(12:01) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass deep right to D.Bryant for 26 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Eagles 0

Eagles WELP WELP WELP
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:18 PM
Eagles Dez gets free again. This is disheartening
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:18 PM
Eagles Dez is destroying us. We do not have a single guy who can come close to covering him.
by KamiKazeJEDI on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:18 PM
Giants Wow Eagles getting it handed to em
by OsakaGiants on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:18 PM
Eagles Lol at BGN radio. Those guys were so cocky, it pissed me off listening to it
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:19 PM
Dolphins Beautiful play, man I wish we would have drafted Dez, damn Ireland
by sonnycrockett on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:19 PM
Eagles I might be crying myself to sleep tonight...
by MagnificentDrew on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:20 PM
Eagles We're all Indy fans next week
by jaws1385 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:23 PM
Eagles First down! Schedule the parade!
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:24 PM
Eagles Chip holding back Sproles until they spot them three TDs
by kman949 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:24 PM
Jets Mehta is just itching for Sanchez to have a strong game so he can tweet again how the Jets made a mistake letting him go
by Dr Football on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:24 PM
Texans NBC needs to cut out the "Eagles time to next play" and make it "time till Cowboys play offense again"
by Marked Hoosier on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:25 PM
Eagles There seems to be some mistake, the offense is moving the ball.
by jaws1385 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:26 PM

(8:36) (Shotgun) C.Polk up the middle for 5 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 21 - Eagles 7​

Eagles oh my a TD
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:28 PM
Eagles I stop watching and we score lol
by Uda on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:34 PM
Eagles Cowboys know if the run doesn't work, u pass it
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:35 PM
Eagles Everyone with Lurie looks worried
by zracer71 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:38 PM
Eagles Did Dallas just call a pass on 3rd and 1? That was stupid
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:38 PM

(4:54) DALLAS punts​

Eagles THE COMEBACK IS REAL
by devbrian on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:38 PM
Eagles We’re turning it on, boys.
by wooder on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:42 PM
Eagles Waiting for cowboys injury
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:44 PM
Eagles Let's not let our Secondary be the only one to get abused!!!!
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:44 PM
Eagles I kinda miss our deep passes.
by "Snax" on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:44 PM
Lions Gosh they ride Philly's sack hard. I’m looking down at the graphic wondering wth I was looking at….."Eagles: Time to next play". *** is that, they get their own special graphic? How bout time to next score?…..where’s that at?
by fiendishdr.wu on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:45 PM
Eagles How long are we going to hear about how fast our offense is? Another season or two?
by wooder on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:46 PM
Seahawks They do need to get rid of the stupid Philly "play clock" on the screen, seriously
by AMSGTHAWKFAN on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:46 PM

(1:53) C.Parkey 47 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 21 - Eagles 10​

Eagles Thank you Parkey
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:48 PM
Eagles Wow, that drive did not give me hope. 3 points won't win this
by Ahoy_McCoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:49 PM
Eagles Who is this Dunbar dude?
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:51 PM
Eagles Geez they better not give up more points
by kman949 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:51 PM
Eagles I hate the entire secondary. TRADE EVERYBODY
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:52 PM
Eagles CAN WE STOP BEASLEY!!!
by PhillyEagles10 on Dec 14, 2014 | 9:53 PM

03) DALLAS punts​

Panthers I'm getting tired of hearing how a 10 win team won't be in a playoff game.
by rscott94 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:06 PM​

Third Quarter​

Eagles Eagles are about to come up big in the second half. We got this.
by EliSwallows on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:08 PM
Eagles Key to the game: score more points
by joelbryant123 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:08 PM
Eagles The key to this game is pressuring Romo!
by 17thandShunk on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:11 PM
Eagles The key to this game is playing in such a way that we account for the key to this game.
by Luisde on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:12 PM
Eagles If we don't get to Romo... it's a first down automatically. Sack or first down
by TrilladelphiaEagles on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:14 PM
Eagles Freaking 3rd down of death
by sickgypsie on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:14 PM
Eagles Blitz Free is out C'mon
by BirdsforLife20 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:14 PM
Eagles Sacked by his own mans Leg
by BirdsforLife20 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:15 PM
Eagles We are getting lucky with these… "sacks"
by Ahoy_McCoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:15 PM

(11:42) DALLAS punts​

Eagles so the draft goes CB, S, CB, S, CB etc...
by jay47bee on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:17 PM
Giants Cowboys are gonna lose this game. Romo with no mobility. I think they're done.
by dubunkintheblot on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:21 PM
Eagles Can we do something other than run McCoy on first?
by 17thandShunk on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:22 PM
Eagles Shady possessed by Victor Cruz's TD scoring ghost
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:22 PM
Eagles Wasted down Sanchez
by kman949 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:22 PM
Eagles Dallas giving away timeouts like they're Andy Reid
by Djax10 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:24 PM
Eagles Can the Eagles Counter Challenge and Say it was a TD?
by BirdsforLife20 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:24 PM

(8:51) C.Polk up the middle for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Eagles 17​

Eagles Hokey Polky!
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:27 PM
Eagles THE INCREDIBLE POLK!!!
by PhillyEagles10 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:27 PM
Eagles Romo avoids some big sacks .. give him that
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:31 PM
Eagles Damn Romo and that goofy *** spin move. Works way too often.
by licensetochill on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:31 PM
Seahawks Romo is still great at making guys miss.
by sas1969 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:31 PM
Eagles Say what you want, he pulls that move of a lot. And makes people look silly.
by KamiKazeJEDI on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:32 PM
Giants After all these years, I still don't think anyone has figured out the Romo spin move
by NachoLover53 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:32 PM
Commanders Tony Romo just had like ten seconds against one of the three best front seven’s in football
by Don Killuminati on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:34 PM

(6:59) (Shotgun) T.Romo sacked at DAL 12 for -6 yards (V.Curry). FUMBLES
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Eagles DALLAS MELTING DOWN GUYS!!!
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:35 PM
Eagles It’s December, Dallas!
by NowWhat? on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:35 PM
Seahawks So that's what an offensive line looks like...Imagine if the Hawks had Dallas O-line.
by 01UWGRAD on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:35 PM
Jets I don't understand why teams fall for the zone read. Sanchez NEVER keeps the ball
by Dr Football on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:35 PM

(5:47) (No Huddle, Shotgun) D.Sproles right end for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 21 - Eagles 24​

Eagles TOUCHDOWN!
by KamiKazeJEDI on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:36 PM
Eagles Some Cowboys fan was chirping in the first quarter thread at 21-0. I wonder where he is now
by TheAntiStat on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:36 PM
Eagles FLY EAGLES FLY
by Team Rocket on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:37 PM
Eagles I love this game
by joelbryant123 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:37 PM
Eagles I'm sure glad I put that boo machine away
by sickgypsie on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:38 PM
Eagles It's not over guys. It’s not over. I wish it was, but it’s far from over.
by Hulk Hogan Wasn't Mr.America on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:38 PM
Eagles How the heck did he get the 1st down
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:41 PM
Eagles I'll never understand why teams don't just pass the ball every down against us
by arie222 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:42 PM
Eagles Please tackle
by Jordan Selmer on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:43 PM
Eagles Fun while it lasted
by joelbryant123 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:43 PM
Eagles Wow the fact that he was that open. is sickening.
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:44 PM
Eagles So nobody covers Dez?
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:44 PM

50) D.Murray up the middle for 2 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
Cowboys 28 - Eagles 24​

Eagles sjakdddddhfkjhsadjfhjkshdkjfhkjahjksdhfjkhsdjk
by joelbryant123 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:45 PM
Eagles Only a 4 point game
by kmrblue1027 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:45 PM
Eagles Almost forgot that this team is a steaming pile of bird droppings for a little while there
by InDougWeTrust on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:45 PM
Eagles How does Dez Bryant ALWAYS have a 5 yard cushion?
by persogio on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:45 PM
Eagles Why was the Linc so quiet on that drive
by Team Rocket on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:46 PM
Bengals This game is badass
by CaliBengalsFan#97 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:46 PM
Eagles If Tony Romo wasn’t a Cowboy I think he would be one of my favorite non-Eagles
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:49 PM

04) M.Sanchez pass deep middle intended for Z.Ertz INTERCEPTED by J.Wilcox​

Eagles Wow, how quickly momentum swung back again
by Ahoy_McCoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:50 PM
Eagles Mark is a disgrace.
by Kevin Valdez on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:51 PM
Eagles I can't take it anymore. my head is about to explode
by JayDL22 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:52 PM​

Fourth Quarter ​

Eagles Must hold them to a FG
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:54 PM
Eagles I dont know how Kelly can avoid just slapping sanchez right across the face
by EagleFury.com on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:54 PM
Eagles GET THE STOP RIGHT HERE D!!!
by PhillyEagles10 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:55 PM

(12:55) (Shotgun) T.Romo pass deep right to D.Bryant for 25 yards, TOUCHDOWN
Cowboys 35 - Eagles 24​

Eagles Same freaking play
by Ahoy_McCoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:56 PM
Eagles Ugh. Bryant, Murray, Bryant, Murray, Bryant.
by "Snax" on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:56 PM
Seahawks Dez Bryant is a monster
by Cad on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:56 PM
Seahawks Our team would be close to unstoppable with a decent o-line and Dez Bryant
by Zane , on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:57 PM
Jets There's less than 0% chance the Cowboys let Dez go, but man is it nice to dream
by Exystence on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:57 PM
Eagles Stop putting one guy on Dez
by zracer71 on Dec 14, 2014 | 10:58 PM
Eagles Mark Sanchez is just so mentally weak.
by Team Rocket on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:00 PM
Eagles NEED A TD
by PhillyEagles10 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:01 PM
Eagles Stop running
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:01 PM
Eagles Some one just needs to punch Sanchez in the head
by Jordan Selmer on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:02 PM
Eagles Dallas took a long time to let us back in. We wet the bed very quickly
by Ahoy_McCoy on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:03 PM

(10:50) C.Parkey 43 yard field goal is GOOD.
Cowboys 35 - Eagles 27​

Eagles Oh well. At least we got a FG out of it.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:04 PM
Eagles The Linc is dead right now
by Team Rocket on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:04 PM
Eagles Can’t believe we have given up 35 points. Can’t even hold them to a single field goal?
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:06 PM
Eagles STOP DEZ BRYANT
by zracer71 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:07 PM
Eagles Please Mark don’t suck on this drive
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:10 PM

(8:33) DALLAS punts
(7:53) M.Sanchez pass short middle to B.Celek to PHI 34 for 14 yards (J.Wilcox). FUMBLES, RECOVERED by DAL.

Eagles Fumble, game over
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:13 PM
Giants I hate you Dallas
by Giantstep on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:13 PM
Eagles We run a fast paced offense, except when there is a questionable play. Then we take our sweet time.
by EaglesFanatic80 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:15 PM
Eagles This game is going to haunt us for a long long time
by mchiodo on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:15 PM
Eagles I hate football
by goldomatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:16 PM

Eagles Might want to have someone within 15 yards of Dez
by Haan on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:18 PM
Eagles How can Dez get so open
by Jordan Selmer on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:18 PM
Seahawks How does a defense leave Dez completely uncovered?
by sas1969 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:18 PM
Jets How is Dez that wide open?
by Crackback on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:18 PM
Eagles This reminds me of Madden when the CPU has it out for me.
by Edge_Crusher on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:19 PM

(4:42) D.Bailey 49 yard field goal is GOOD
Cowboys 38 - Eagles 27​

Eagles Miss Bailey, for once in your life.
by "Snax" on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:21 PM
Giants Bailey is an ace
by Rice2012 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:21 PM
Jets I was hoping the Cowboys would choke, but watching Sanchez choke is also a good alternative.
by NYJetsFan24 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:21 PM

(3:17) PHILADELPHIA punts​

Eagles Sanchez is hard to stomach.
by Uhaul on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:28 PM
Eagles Get this team out of my sight.
by goldomatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:28 PM
Eagles Sanchez is done after we release him at the end of the season
by el aguila on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:29 PM
Eagles Chip Kelly is about to learn what it is like to suck in philadelphia
by insaneeaglesfanatic on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:30 PM

(2:15) DALLAS punts
(1:57) (Shotgun) M.Sanchez pass short middle intended for J.Maclin INTERCEPTED by B.Carter​

Eagles THAT IS THE GAME IN A NUTSHELL
by PhillyEagles10 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:37 PM
Eagles At least we have no reason to stress about the rest of the season. Because it’s over.
by ChuckCool on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:42 PM
Jets Holy Mackerel! Dallas is 7-0 on the road this year
by jayjaythejetplane on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:43 PM
Eagles I hate myself
by joelbryant123 on Dec 14, 2014 | 11:47 PM​

If you are unfamiliar with these Trolling The Nation posts, here are some previous editions that you may want to check out:

2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 Draft​

vs Eagles (Wildcard) vs Colts vs Rams vs Eagles vs. Commanders vs. Seahawks 2012: Morris Claiborne
vs Eagles vs Giants vs Giants vs. Giants vs. Saints 2011: DeMarco Murray
vs Saints vs. Eagles vs. Rams 2010: Dez Bryant
vs. Rams
vs Giants​

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