Bumped Into a Giants Fan Today

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Correct. Do you have some kind of epiphany that he's going to lead the Giants to the promised land?

LLLOOOLLL, No because the first play of the season Barkley up the middle for 1 yard, now 2nd and 9.

 

[Lutonio]

Did you clean your windshield after?

 

[AsthmaField]

I rolled up on someone in a Commanders uniform the other day totally ready to throw down but his parents ended up breaking it up.

People can be super protective of their twelve year olds.

 

[ksadler1]

Did he help Brady any?

Could you imagine Garrett as Brady's QB coach and OC??? Brady would chew him up and spit him out...

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

People can be super protective of their twelve year olds.

LLLOOOLLL

 

[Flamma]

while standing in line (socially distanced, of course) to go shopping with the Mrs. We stand in line here just to enter the store. He was wearing the typical Giants shirt and hat that I see so regularly here in Jersey. He didn't pay me any mind. I didn't pay him much either. But as time went by and we started pacing back and forth, muttering under our breath as the line slowly progressed, I said to him... I'm a Cowboys fan. How do you feel about having the clapping carrot? He kind of looked at me sideways, thought, and said, We'll give you a 3rd and a 5th to take him back.

That was it. I almost died right there. We laughed and laughed.

A lot of blah blah for the rest of the conversation till we eventually got to the front, but, as he was going inside, and we were still waiting one spot behind him, he turned around and said, "How about a 2nd and a 6th?"

True story. Made my day.

Are you in north Jersey? I grew up in the north end so I know how crowded it can get. The reason I ask is I now live on the border between north and south Jersey. We don't have lines to get into stores, hardly anyone in there as well. I thought the lines were only in big cities like NY.

 

[rnr_honeybadger]

This is before Garrett has even called a single offensive play for the Giants.

Garrett’s a known quantity, and what is known isn’t any good.

 

[Them]

..." the clapping carrot"....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!...

 

[Idgit]

As a Giants fan I believe Garrett will be a great help for Daniel Jones and develop him. Call me delusional but I have hope.

Most of the Giants fans I know would agree with you. You guys are headed in the right direction, overall.

 

[Idgit]

People can be super protective of their twelve year olds.

People aree going to look after their daughters no matter how old they get. It’s human nature.

 

[Buzzbait]

while standing in line (socially distanced, of course) to go shopping with the Mrs. We stand in line here just to enter the store. He was wearing the typical Giants shirt and hat that I see so regularly here in Jersey. He didn't pay me any mind. I didn't pay him much either. But as time went by and we started pacing back and forth, muttering under our breath as the line slowly progressed, I said to him... I'm a Cowboys fan. How do you feel about having the clapping carrot? He kind of looked at me sideways, thought, and said, We'll give you a 3rd and a 5th to take him back.

That was it. I almost died right there. We laughed and laughed.

A lot of blah blah for the rest of the conversation till we eventually got to the front, but, as he was going inside, and we were still waiting one spot behind him, he turned around and said, "How about a 2nd and a 6th?"

True story. Made my day.

I trust you turned him down, right?

 

[Hawkeye0202]

This may surprise a few but Garrett was actually a very good offensive coordinator.

 

[JoeKing]

As a Giants fan I believe Garrett will be a great help for Daniel Jones and develop him. Call me delusional but I have hope.

Delusional... you asked for it.

 

[TheSkaven]

All my customers are up in New York so I’m surrounded all day (virtually) by Giants fans.

They’re really optimistic and think that they had a great draft. Judge is being crowned as Parcells Jr.

I spoke with one of them at length on Friday about the Giants, Cowboys and football in general. Long story short, Garrett makes sense there for what they want to do. Garrett doesn’t really game plan - he’s all about, “beat the man in front of you” and “they’ll know exactly what we are going to do and can’t stop us anyway”.

Basically if you look at their free agent activity and draft, they’re going to be a 3-yards and a cloud of dust kind of football team. If you play fantasy football, take Barkley #1.

They’re going to play old school football, which is time of possession, run the ball down your throat and play good defense.

Personally I don’t think that they have the talent to do that yet, so it’ll be another 5-11 year for them, but that’s what they’re going to do.

Yikes, I just wrote 7 paragraphs about the Giants. I’ll stop now!

 

[Bullflop]

Wow -- that's funny . . . it sure didn't take that NY fan long to figure things out concerning JG. I thought he sucked as an OC.

 

[Sarge]

hahaha, nice story. Garrett should be okay, he had 10 years of training.

......but did he learn anything???

 

[Blake]

Garret is a buffoon, but his buffoonery has allowed us to establish some common ground with Giants fans. So maybe the clapping carrot does have a noble purpose in the greater scheme of things; so long as the scheme isn't his own.

 

[Buzzbait]

......but did he learn anything???

That was one of his problems, he never learned from his mistakes. I suspect that's because he doesn't believe he ever made any.
But then, that was another one of his mistakes.

 

[vicjagger]

Jerry Schuplinski.

Came with Joe Judge from the Pats.

I've never heard of him. But the name ain't helpin'.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Tell the Giants new head coach to sleep with one eye open at all times because the back stabber is in the house.