OK, this talk about Jerry and Ferraris reminds me of a joke I heard a year or two or three back:
One sunny afternoon, there's a knock on Jerry's front door... he opens it, and finds one of the cheerleaders standing there... he asks her what she wants, and she says she's in a financial bind at the moment, and looking to take on some odd jobs... she asks if he has anything he can do around the mansion, and he thinks he might be able to use this situation to his advantage... so he tells her that he'll pay her 200 bucks to paint his porch...
She eagerly agrees, and he takes her around to the garage, shows her where the paint and rollers and such are located, then goes back in the house, happy at getting the best of yet another business negotiation...
About an hour later, there's another knock on his door, and the same cheerleader standing there, saying:
"Mr. Jones, I finished up... but you don't have a Porch, you have a Ferrari"...
You may have to read that punch line out loud to get the joke...