Caption This: Jason, Jerry, and Stephen

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Jason: {thinking...I wish Jerry would just shut up}

Jerry: Jason son, even though your hair is red, at least it's real

Stephen: Damn, we need more stripper poles in the stadium
 
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Jason: {thinking...I wish Jerry would just shut up}

Jerry: Jason son, even though your hair is red, at least it's real

Stephen: Damn, we need more stripper poles in the stadium

Jason: So we lost cap space because we took advantage of an uncapped year?

Jerry: Well umm err you see Jason they are trying to say it was treated as a capped year even though it wasn't.

Stephen: I LIKE TACOS!!!!!!!!!
 
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Jerry: Get this...I'm thinking we make our pants even more green this season!

Jason: *thinking* Sweet *****, Jamie Dukes is fat.

Stephen: OMG, I just crapped myself...maybe nobody will notice...
 
Jerry: (whispering) Jason make sure you have everything I told you to say down perfectly it will make it appear you have some authority.

Jason: Hmm you're sure Jerry?


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Jason: {thinking...I wish Jerry would just shut up}

Jerry: Jason son, even though your hair is red, at least it's real

Stephen: Damn, we need more stripper poles in the stadium

And then I toltd Jimma that while Aikman takes a breather, the backup could act like he was gonna thow da ball and a running back comes from behind and takes the ball and runs with it!
 
Stephen looks like he just farted. Garrett looks like he's trying to stay awake while listening to the senile old man.
 
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Jason: "Don't look now... but that Spaulding kid is right behind you. $5 says he picks his nose."

Jerry: $10 says he eats it!"
 
Use Your Illusion;4484424 said:
Stephen looks like he just farted. Garrett looks like he's trying to stay awake while listening to the senile old man.
You lack imagination.
 
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Stephen: I wish I was as good as AdamJT
 
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Jerry: Count my fingers, Jason! That's how many Superbowls we will have after it's all over.

Stephen: (thinking) Man, I never knew my wife could do those things that she did to me last night...!
 
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Jason: "What the ****!!! Damn, shut the **** up about Mara already, you got played *****"

Jerry: "That punk *****, ill show him! I swear if i see him, i'll knock his fake teeth down his throat, i swear. I'll call Danny right now, and we will ride up on him, but I have a commercial at 6"

Jason: (more thinking) "Shut the **** up, you know you wouldn't do ****"..*then out loud* "yeah Jerry, i know man! I know this guy who works at his airport, we can tamper with his plane...or grab a few ski masks and jump on him at night, we will just hide in the back of the plane, he can get us in"

Stephen: (thinking) "these 2 ****ing morons....oh wait ****, who's that new cheerleader bending over like that??"
 
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Jerry: ...so reading that thread, that's when I figured it out. You have the final say on the pick, unless there's a conflict, in which case you and Tom will settle it with a good dust up.
 
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Jerry: Ok, now Jason, everybody knows we need DeCastro, but I'm set on messin' it up. So we're going to try a little experiment. When we get on the clock, what I want you to do is call a timeout. We'll see if you can't just "ice" my pick...
 
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Jason : Well.......I......Ahem.......


Jerry: Now, now. Hear me out. When I say "I", I mean "we". Us. Ya know, the staff.

Stephen: Hi there.........How you doin'?
 
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Meanwhile, in the war room...

Jerry asks Jason to pick a finger, any finger, and pull it, while Stephen works on his Bush Jr. impression.
 
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Is that the kid we see on national tv in background of this photo? Does this kid go to school?
 
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