Celebrity time traveling thread

[Reverend Conehead]

Note: Please no political comments. This post is about her alleged time traveling, not her political views.

Check out this old alleged old photo of Greta Thunberg compared to a recent one. It really looks like her a lot. This has caused a some people to claim that she's a time traveler. However, that's a silly idea. There's a much more reasonable explanation for this picture. It does make me wonder why people are sometimes so goofy to believe such a thing. The reason for this picture could not be more obvious. Greta is a space alien. She has to assume human form every morning when she wakes up, so she just assumes the exact same age each time. She's obviously been here for years and never ages.

I can't believe people are so gullible that they believe stupid explanations like time travel when the truth is right under their noses. Sheesh.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

 

[YosemiteSam]

If these are true, we would have detected Tachyon particles which are a byproduct of temporal distortions caused by time travel!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

If these are true, we would have detected Tachyon particles which are a byproduct of temporal distortions caused by time travel!

That supports my theory. She didn't time travel. She's a space alien who never ages. She came here from another planet years ago and has been changing identities for years.

 

[Runwildboys]

If these are true, we would have detected Tachyon particles which are a byproduct of temporal distortions caused by time travel!

Thanks, Spock!

 

[Runwildboys]

Maybe it's a picture of her grandma.

 

[CouchCoach]

That supports my theory. She didn't time travel. She's a space alien who never ages. She came here from another planet years ago and has been changing identities for years.

If Greta has been here that long, around humans, no way she's trying to save the planet.

 

[Reality]

If these are true, we would have detected Tachyon particles which are a byproduct of temporal distortions caused by time travel!

At least you didn't say, "there must be a disruption of the space time continuum nearby that our sensors have not detected."

 

[CyberB0b]

Nicolas Cage, too.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Nicolas Cage, too.

He's from the same planet as she is and is working with her.

 

[big dog cowboy]

 

[Tabascocat]

Doppelgangers - there is a 1 in 135 chance that someone strongly resembles another. There is a 1 in a trillion chance of exact genetics

 

[Reverend Conehead]

If Greta has been here that long, around humans, no way she's trying to save the planet.

That's just a cover. We need to figure out what her real mission is.

 

[nobody]

Doppelgangers - there is a 1 in 135 chance that someone strongly resembles another. There is a 1 in a trillion chance of exact genetics

Nope. That's too far fetched. I gotta go with Space alien, shapeshifting being from an alternate Earth, or she's a part-time vampire.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Nicolas Cage, too.

That is stupid creepy.

 

[YosemiteSam]

At least you didn't say, "there must be a disruption of the space time continuum nearby that our sensors have not detected."

I did say that, but just in a different timeline.

 

[CF74]

Many look a likes over the past 100 + years. Many aliens too...

 

[DasTex]

How dare her. How dare her wait till now to warn us!!

She's been here all this time

 

[EGTuna]

"How dare you!"

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Me: I think you must be a space alien.
Greta: How DARE you!