It's like Chip is trying to get fired, and the entire city of Philadelphia and its lowly franchise are left to helplessly watch him burn their beloved Eagles to the ground.
I love it.
Chip has a $50 million golden parachute awaiting him in college, where he truly wants to be. He dodged the NCAA investigators by bailing from Oregon to the NFL, and now he idly runs lab-rat experiments on the Eagles like a guy who really doesn't care what happens so long as he can get back to college.
The Cowboys were burned regularly by Desean Jackson and Lesean McCoy. He got rid of them. Thanks, Chip. He wildly overpaid Demarco Murray, who the Cowboys were dangerously close to overpaying themselves. Murray will quickly decline and be an ill-fitting part there. Thanks, Chip. He's brought in the likes of Mark Sanchez, Sam Bradford, and now Tim Tebow to lead the Eagles back. Thanks again, Chip.
It's as if he's the biggest Cowboys fan alive, and he's infiltrated their ranks to demolish them within.
It's glorious.