Chuck Norris is now an honorary Texan

[JoeKing]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/04/05/chuck-norris-named-honorary-texan.html

Chuck Norris may have been born in Oklahoma, but now he’s a Texan.

The Lone Star state’s Senate Resolution 569 “commending Chuck Norris for his many contributions to our state” and naming the actor an honorary Texan passed unanimously on Tuesday.

The “Walker, Texas Ranger” star also got a State Senate gavel and a flag that had been flown over the Alamo, the Austin American-Statesman reports.

Norris, 77, was present in Austin with his wife Geena to accept the award.

No word on if he performed any feats of impossible strength, but one would assume.

 

[JoeKing]

While the rest of the world wears Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[trickblue]

 

[viman96]

Never been a big Chuck Norris fan though as a kid I loved Octagon and A Force of One was decent.

 

[Supercowboy1986]

Never been a big Chuck Norris fan though as a kid I loved Octagon and A Force of One was decent.

He's basically a meme before memes were a thing. You could consider him a pioneer!

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

He's basically a meme before memes were a thing. You could consider him a pioneer!

Very good!

 

[The Fonz]

New Chuck Norris facts?

Other people hold opinions. Chuck Norris holds facts

 

[BigStar]

He's basically a meme before memes were a thing. You could consider him a pioneer!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

What do he-men Chuck Norris, Sylvestor Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Rock and John Wayne have in common?

NEITHER HAS EVER BEEN IN COMBAT!!!!!!!
SCAREDY CATS!!!!
CHUCK, GO BACK TO OKLAHOMA!

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices, his vehicle runs on fear.

There once was a street called chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

MC Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I'm a born and raised Texas. I think I'm going to strip myself of that title because I hate almost every single thing they are doing in Texas. Including what they just did with Chuck. Dude is a certified nut-case.

 

[Ranching]

What do he-men Chuck Norris, Sylvestor Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Rock and John Wayne have in common?

NEITHER HAS EVER BEEN IN COMBAT!!!!!!!
SCAREDY CATS!!!!
CHUCK, GO BACK TO OKLAHOMA!

LIKE

 

[gmoney112]

Texas.

The greatest country on Earth.