Clap! By Van Halen

john van brocklin

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Other teams coach up, but Garrett coaches down.
He looks so tough? Nah more like Clappy the Clown.
And he knows, baby, just how to scheme.
And his halftime speeches fire up the other team.
Oh can't you see him standing here,
He's got his gum and his headset machine
Ain't he worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see him preen?
Might as well clap. Clap!
Might as well clap.
Go ahead, clap. Clap!
His team is turning to crap.






You missed your calling




Other teams coach up, but Garrett coaches down.
He looks so tough? Nah more like Clappy the Clown.
And he knows, baby, just how to scheme.
And his halftime speeches fire up the other team.
Oh can't you see him standing here,
He's got his gum and his headset machine
Ain't he worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see him preen?
Might as well clap. Clap!
Might as well clap.
Go ahead, clap. Clap!
His team is turning to crap.






 

JohnnyTheFox

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Other teams coach up, but Garrett coaches down.
He looks so tough? Nah more like Clappy the Clown.
And he knows, baby, just how to scheme.
And his halftime speeches fire up the other team.
Oh can't you see him standing here,
He's got his gum and his headset machine
Ain't he worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see him preen?
Might as well clap. Clap!
Might as well clap.
Go ahead, clap. Clap!
His team is turning to crap.







Needed a laugh, thanks!:laugh:
 
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