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news report: The body of Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman Marc Columbo was recovered from a New Jersey river tonight, with the words "You are who I thought you were" inscribed on his bald head with a marker containing fingerprints that have been traced to that of head coach Dennis Green. It is believed that Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells hired and paid Green to have Columbo whacked. Parcells was picked up by police today after being spotted at an illegal dogfighting event, and declined comment. Green was picked up after being chased down a highway in Los Angeles and told reporters that the police were who he thought they were