Commanders joke I heard today....

[whcarm]

So on a Sunday right before gametime, this man walks into a bar in DC with a dog. Immediately the owner comes over and tells the man that he cannot have a dog in his bar and that they will have to leave.

The man protests and tells the owner that his dog is special. He tells the owner that his dog is the biggest Commander fan in DC and that he will be amazed at what the dog does when the Commanders score.

The owner is skeptical, but curious, so he allows the man and the dog to stay. The man sits down at the end of the bar, with the dog on the floor beside him. They start watching the game.

Eventually the Commanders score a field goal and the dog completely comes to life. It jumps up onto the bar and walks up and down the bar on its hind legs giving all the patrons high fives.

The owner is amazed and walks over to the man to congratulate him for having such an impressive dog. As the owner is about to walk away, he turns and asks the man, "By the way, what does the dog do when the Commanders score a touchdown."

The man looks down and the dog sadly and then replies, "I'm not sure, I've only owned the dog for four years."

 

[adamknite]

So on a Sunday right before gametime, this man walks into a bar in DC with a dog. Immediately the owner comes over and tells the man that he cannot have a dog in his bar and that they will have to leave.

The man protests and tells the owner that his dog is special. He tells the owner that his dog is the biggest Commander fan in DC and that he will be amazed at what the dog does when the Commanders score.

The owner is skeptical, but curious, so he allows the man and the dog to stay. The man sits down at the end of the bar, with the dog on the floor beside him. They start watching the game.

Eventually the Commanders score a field goal and the dog completely comes to life. It jumps up onto the bar and walks up and down the bar on its hind legs giving all the patrons high fives.

The owner is amazed and walks over to the man to congratulate him for having such an impressive dog. As the owner is about to walk away, he turns and asks the man, "By the way, what does the dog do when the Commanders score a touchdown."

The man looks down and the dog sadly and then replies, "I'm not sure, I've only owned the dog for four years."

lolZ, that's pretty good.

 

[Big Dakota]

 

[tunahelper]

That was a good one!

 

[THUMPER]

Now that's a dog only a Commanders fan could love.

That is one ugly mutt!

 

[Yeagermeister]

Now that's a dog only a Commanders fan could love.

That is one ugly mutt!

Looks like Bear after an all nighter :laugh1:

 

[THUMPER]

Looks like Bear after an all nighter :laugh1:

Tru dat!

 

[5Stars]

Here's another RedStink joke...








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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:


:dissskin: (Good dog Gibbs! Don't worry my good dog...I won't make you fight other dogs to the death like the Portis RedStink player thinks is OK)

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Hey good ole sam the ugliest dog in the world. Rest in peace.
http://samugliestdog.com/

Oh and that joke is freakin old.

 

[DallasEast]

So on a Sunday right before gametime, this man walks into a bar in DC with a dog. Immediately the owner comes over and tells the man that he cannot have a dog in his bar and that they will have to leave.

The man protests and tells the owner that his dog is special. He tells the owner that his dog is the biggest Commander fan in DC and that he will be amazed at what the dog does when the Commanders score.

The owner is skeptical, but curious, so he allows the man and the dog to stay. The man sits down at the end of the bar, with the dog on the floor beside him. They start watching the game.

Eventually the Commanders score a field goal and the dog completely comes to life. It jumps up onto the bar and walks up and down the bar on its hind legs giving all the patrons high fives.

The owner is amazed and walks over to the man to congratulate him for having such an impressive dog. As the owner is about to walk away, he turns and asks the man, "By the way, what does the dog do when the Commanders score a touchdown."

The man looks down and the dog sadly and then replies, "I'm not sure, I've only owned the dog for four years."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

it gets me everytime