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I have been very worried since I realized the implications of the Newman's injury. I have been a casual fan until this season, so I was a little slow on the uptake on just how bad it would be without a great CB. However, I am now convinced that you are all missing something about this situation. Let me ask you one question..

What do we know about Wade Phillips?

He's very tricky and he's the opposite of Parcells

Well, again I have been just a casual fan. But I have heard all offseason how he's not Vanilla. He likes to fool the other team with Stunts. He doesn't want the quarterback to know who's coming. What do we know about Parcells? He doesn't like to report injuries.

If you put this information together, it should really be obvious as to what is up. I can't believe you guys don't see it. Both Ellis and T-New are fine and ready to go. He is tricking the Giants. He's just that devious. Wade was convinced before training camp that Ellis was raring to go, so he and Jerry asked Ellis (usually a model citizen) to first start complaining about money. Then they had him start agonizing over his "bursitis" When Wade was convinced T-New was ready, they had him fake the Plantar stuff. Wade is really sneaky about it though by pretending it was a bruise first. This is the total opposite of Parcells, he wouldnt report a real injury. Wade makes up fake injuries. It's brilliant. Where do you think Eli is going to throw to first. Right to T-New's receiver. Parcells never could get any one to throw that way. Wade will do it. A few other pieces of the plan that I have exposed.

- Lots of Cowboy's are switching numbers today. Spencer and Ellis will secretly switch theirs on game day.

- If T-New doesn't start, I am still not wrong! It's obviously because they didn't fake his injury. They were far more sinister and installed a bionic foot. Most people don't know that this type of operation takes a minimum of three weeks. Missing the Giants game is a small price to pay for a 30 foot leaping ability.

So, please cheer up everyone and spend some time thinking about whats important. Like what else is up Wade's sleeve.:p:

Skyler
 

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tskyler;1620238 said:
I have been very worried since I realized the implications of the Newman's injury. I have been a casual fan until this season, so I was a little slow on the uptake on just how bad it would be without a great CB. However, I am now convinced that you are all missing something about this situation. Let me ask you one question..

What do we know about Wade Phillips?

He's very tricky and he's the opposite of Parcells

Well, again I have been just a casual fan. But I have heard all offseason how he's not Vanilla. He likes to fool the other team with Stunts. He doesn't want the quarterback to know who's coming. What do we know about Parcells? He doesn't like to report injuries.

If you put this information together, it should really be obvious as to what is up. I can't believe you guys don't see it. Both Ellis and T-New are fine and ready to go. He is tricking the Giants. He's just that devious. Wade was convinced before training camp that Ellis was raring to go, so he and Jerry asked Ellis (usually a model citizen) to first start complaining about money. Then they had him start agonizing over his "bursitis" When Wade was convinced T-New was ready, they had him fake the Plantar stuff. Wade is really sneaky about it though by pretending it was a bruise first. This is the total opposite of Parcells, he wouldnt report a real injury. Wade makes up fake injuries. It's brilliant. Where do you think Eli is going to throw to first. Right to T-New's receiver. Parcells never could get any one to throw that way. Wade will do it. A few other pieces of the plan that I have exposed.

- Lots of Cowboy's are switching numbers today. Spencer and Ellis will secretly switch theirs on game day.

- If T-New doesn't start, I am still not wrong! It's obviously because they didn't fake his injury. They were far more sinister and installed a bionic foot. Most people don't know that this type of operation takes a minimum of three weeks. Missing the Giants game is a small price to pay for a 30 foot leaping ability.

So, please cheer up everyone and spend some time thinking about whats important. Like what else is up Wade's sleeve.:p:

Skyler

Wow-it seems like everyone(including myself) just can't find anything to do on Labor Day, other than twiddling our thumbs.

Yes-it is just a "conspiracy theory"-good for laughs, but keep in mind-coaches will DOWNPLAY how bad the injuries are, NOT vice-versa.

With that being said-Burnett and Newman will play, but Ellis will sit out a few more games.
 

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Hilarious!

fascinating first post - and it only took you four months to work out the full extent of the conspiracy.

You forgot A Glenn tho - this ruse of signing with the Jags - he'll deliberately mess up in practice and be back by week two. Roy going of ftoday was all part of the 'show'. and the media bit big!

Tricky devil, that Wade.

btw, welcome to the zone!
 

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"Yes-it is just a "conspiracy theory"-good for laughs, but keep in mind-coaches will DOWNPLAY how bad the injuries are, NOT vice-versa"

That's Wade's genius. Why not get the other coach to think your team is in worse shape! Lull them into overconfidence. Get them to throw to the gimp. :)
 

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tskyler;1620253 said:
"Yes-it is just a "conspiracy theory"-good for laughs, but keep in mind-coaches will DOWNPLAY how bad the injuries are, NOT vice-versa"

That's Wade's genius. Why not get the other coach to think your team is in worse shape! Lull them into overconfidence. Get them to throw to the gimp. :)

Do me a favor.

Include TG in that farce.

I REALLY want to hear Wade was just giving him the summer off.:)
 

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"You forgot A Glenn tho - this ruse of signing with the Jags - he'll deliberately mess up in practice and be back by week two.!"

You are underestimating Wade. Remy, Glenn, etc. were alll hypnotized Manchurian candidate style. They have a single mission and that is to steal the playbooks for half the NFL.

btw, welcome to the zone!

Thanks... been lurking a while and today seemed like a good day to post
 

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I could see it with Newman and maybe even Glenn.

But Ellis? He doesn't need any convincing to start whining about money...
 

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"Do me a favor.

Include TG in that farce."

Well the TG situation is more complex. The fake TG scope was not directed at other teams. Wade's master plan was that with TG's obvious health and vigor to avoid causing TO any distress. By removing TG from the training camp and preseason equation TO got more balls directed to him. He was obviously happy. I'm telling you the depths of Wade's genius is awe inspiring.
 

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tskyler;1620267 said:
"Do me a favor.

Include TG in that farce."

Well the TG situation is more complex. The fake TG scope was not directed at other teams. Wade's master plan was that with TG's obvious health and vigor to avoid causing TO any distress. By removing TG from the training camp and preseason equation TO got more balls directed to him. He was obviously happy. I'm telling you the depths of Wade's genius is awe inspiring.
you are almost the genius that sir wade is
 

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tskyler;1620267 said:
"Do me a favor.

Include TG in that farce."

Well the TG situation is more complex. The fake TG scope was not directed at other teams. Wade's master plan was that with TG's obvious health and vigor to avoid causing TO any distress. By removing TG from the training camp and preseason equation TO got more balls directed to him. He was obviously happy. I'm telling you the depths of Wade's genius is awe inspiring.


Wow, that Wade's good. He always struck me as someone who spent most of his time contemplating the hole in the doughnut. He is a master of deception. Now It all makes sense!
 

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I heard Wade is so devious, he's formulating a plan for us to go 0-8 to start the season so we can have 2 high draft picks next year!

Genius.
 

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Throw in a box of ping pong balls dropped on Mannings head in the visitor's locker room and something with a bunch of carrots, and the kid may have something here.
 
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