Oh, come on.
Sign the old man. Show him the money! Sign Igor and tell him to bring iFrankenstein with him. He will fit in perfectly. I need to have some help getting some of the young ones out of jail. Tell Jason Hatcher he's too young, strong, and cheap. He's just a third rounder. We need a press conference I tell you, a press conference.
Keep playing that iplayer/old man Greg Ellis. Don't play Spencer every down. He was just a first round pick rated ahead of Woodley. Ellis really knows how to fire up the fanbase with his endless complaining and pention to act like a first grader.
Promote the Barbie Doll to middle linebacker. Tell Kevin Burnett that iOwens has his money. I can hear the crowd now... Barbie... Barbie... Barbie... He's gold I tell you, gold. Cha-Ching!
Roy Williams can play linebacker, I tell you what. His second contract was the best one I've given out, besides my last one to Terrell.
Draft the highest rated SS in round 2 in this weak safety class. That guy the Commanders drafted in round 7 isn't any good.
Tell Miles Austin that Terrell is coming back, and he can start looking for houses in South Beach. That second Dolphins 2nd rounder will get us some real fine 3rd round talent. I gave his money to Terrell, too.
You know, that puppet/cupcake is really allowing me to enjoy this so much. I've never had a finer puppet. That 44-6 drubbing at Philadelphia just lit my fire. "I like that kind of stuff". It gets us in the spotlight. I like it.
Tell Ken Hamlin and Flozell Adams that I owe them some more money after last season. I feel like I ripped them off. Tell them to just name the price.
Ray Lewis.... Yea haawwwww..... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
One last thing.... Henry staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarts......