Cowboys hire Michael Irvin to counsel troubled players?

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Cowboys hire Michael Irvin to counsel troubled players

DALLAS, TX — Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has a new resource at his disposal to help him deal with players who violate the law.

Reports out of Dallas say that Jones has hired former Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin in an advisory capacity with the team. Irvin’s primary responsibility will be to counsel troubled players, such as defensive tackle Tank Johnson, when they get in trouble with the law.

Irvin is a Hall-of-Fame wide receiver who finished his career tenth on the all-time receptions list and won three Super Bowls with the Cowboys. He is also known for his several arrests, including a famous bust for cocaine in 1996, on his 30th birthday. His vast experience with legal proceedings led Jones to seek him out for his new role with the team.

“Well, Michael’s been arrested several times, obviously, and he has yet to receive any sort of real punishment from the law,” Jones explained. “Even when he was arrested back in ‘96 with all that blow – and let me tell you, it was a lot of blow – he’s always gotten away with it. Plus, it never really seemed to hurt his on-field performance. He’s basically the perfect role model for a young, law-breaking player.”

Hiring Irvin seems to confirm that the Cowboys are closer to a deal for Tennessee Titans cornerback Pacman Jones, who is expected to return to the league after a one-year suspension for various crimes and misdemeanors.

“Well, it’s not just for that,” Jones told SSNN. “We’ve also got Tank Johnson. Hell, you never when one of these guys will get arrested. Having Michael around should help them keep out of jail for anything short of murder.”

Among the duties of Irvin’s new position will be running a seminar with rookies, making an instructional video, and having players rehearse what they will say when arrested.

“When I got arrested in 1996, the only thing I could think to say was ‘Do you know who I am?’ I was so young and stupid,” Irvin said. “Now that I have all this experience with being arrested, it seems only fitting for me to pass that knowledge on. That and my Rolodex of lawyers.”

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The title had me excited ..... :(

I wanted Mike back on the sidelines.

I will get you for this WhoodysGirl.
 

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WoodysGirl;2014598 said:
“Well, Michael’s been arrested several times, obviously, and he has yet to receive any sort of real punishment from the law,” Jones explained. “Even when he was arrested back in ‘96 with all that blow – and let me tell you, it was a lot of blow – he’s always gotten away with it. Plus, it never really seemed to hurt his on-field performance. He’s basically the perfect role model for a young, law-breaking player.”
I was totally into it until these quotes. I was like, WHAT THE? Subtle.
 

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The quotes from this article sounds like all of them were said when they all went out and got drunk one night together with some reporter.
 

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How many people will not read the article and respond?

Over/under is 20.

I got CrazyCowboy as one who will be excited by this great post.
 

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Interesting.

how many people can get a job based on being a criminal!!

These are things guys who didnt play in the nfl try and hide on their resume!!!
 

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“Well, Michael’s been arrested several times, obviously, and he has yet to receive any sort of real punishment from the law,” Jones explained. “Even when he was arrested back in ‘96 with all that blow – and let me tell you, it was a lot of blow – he’s always gotten away with it. Plus, it never really seemed to hurt his on-field performance. He’s basically the perfect role model for a young, law-breaking player.”

It's made in jest, but it's not a bad point.
 

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Awesome, can't wait to have him on our sidelines again! Jerry speaks the truth in those comments. I wonder if Mike does any freelance work? I need...I mean, my friend needs some help with a little trouble he has gotten himself into. Yeah...My friend.










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Hostile;2014647 said:
How many people will not read the article and respond?

Over/under is 20.

I got CrazyCowboy as one who will be excited by this great post.
:lmao2: I came so close to just posting w/o reading the article. I would have looked like an idiot. Jerry saying how great it was that Irvin got away with all that stuff gave it away.
 

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When Jones said "and it was a lot of blow" - I knew immediately it was fake.
 
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