Cowboys Need to Add New Coaching Position

[Gadfly22]

I realize the team already has a strength and conditioning coaching staff. But they clearly need to add a new position: hamstring conditioning coach.

Maybe a ballet trainer or yoga instructor or one of those people who make pretzels out of those 13-yr-old gymnastics kids. Just somebody who can -- maybe not eliminate -- but at least cut down on the frequency and/or severity of the hamstring epidemic that has hit this team.

 

[davey999]

Hilarious and true and the same time.

 

[phildadon86]

The Dallas Hamstrings

 

[MRV52]

I realize the team already has a strength and conditioning coaching staff. But they clearly need to add a new position: hamstring conditioning coach.

Maybe a ballet trainer or yoga instructor or one of those people who make pretzels out of those 13-yr-old gymnastics kids. Just somebody who can -- maybe not eliminate -- but at least cut down on the frequency and/or severity of the hamstring epidemic that has hit this team.

We don't need that. We already have the Miles Austin Hamstring Clinic built. The newest member is Sean Lee.

 

[IrishAnto]

The Dallas Hamstrings

Hamstrung by Jerry Jones.